Hello Jow Forumswats, Jow Forumselope here...

Hello Jow Forumswats, Jow Forumselope here, I'm a Bong living in Spain and it sucks here however I don't want to move back to Englel, I'm thinking the Baltics but what one do you think I should move to? Also I don't care how hard the languages are I'll learn eventually so don't mention the difficulty of them.

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Go to Estonia, I heard it's nice.

Go to Estonia, I heard it's nice

Summoning Kuzu, piderast kiwi who lived in Baltics and will probably give the most weighed in answer.

Belarus

I guarantee you don't want to live there.

I heard that you need to sit in a circle of candles and shave your legs to summon Kuzu. Is it actually true?

Very likely true.

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Why do you have his picture?

Probably not butthurt enough to fit in

stop being an autist and settle down either in england or in Spain you fucking tard

Because it's been there in my KC tier folder for years. You're not KC tier to know these people.

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you know, your county has given them good reason to hold it low regard

Bit weird, m8.

Go to Estonia, I heard it's nice.

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what's it to you, shitstain?

>shitstain
I'm not Russian though

Nothing weird about Igor, a Jew Quebecois who grew up in Soviet Klaipėda.


He's the epitome of /fa/.

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holy kek that pic is more accurate than you could ever imagine

correct, you're a shitstain

>tfw I recently read about some latvian farmer coming here to pick up his tractor from the police who seized it
No mention of wifeswaping tho.

that's locked and loaded shitstain to you, pal

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I already you told you that I'm not Russian though

You would find a gf here, since all estonian women like a foreign guy.

All our stolen cars (and presumably farming equipment) end up south of the border, one way or another

Estonia and Latvia are both much nicer than Lithuania
Also not a single Lithuanian speaks english
virtually every esti and Latvian does.
So if you move to Lithuania for the first years you won't be able to communicate at all
Linguistically you would learn Latvian twice as fast as Estonian, maybe even quicker

isn't your language more similar to japanese than english?

Imagine being this insecure.

Wow Based and Redpilled bro
also lithuania has lots of niggers! ewww!

I have been stuck in your country and in Estonia
Not a single Lithuanian could assist me
I tried buying stuff in a Lithuanian tech store
Went terribly
No staff could help me
Now nothing like that was a problem in the same situation in Estonia

That's Estonian
Latvian is indo European
Estonian is Uralic

Ah yes because anecdotal evidence applies to whole country. I've been to Riga plenty of times and I could hear Russian spoken more widely than Latvian who don't even make up 50% of Riga, so I'm automatically gonna assume everyone there is Russian, since Latvia is basically a city state everything outside of Riga is shit, even your second biggest city Daugavpils is one of the biggest shitholes that I've ever had a chance to visit. But I'm not actually retarded and don't base my perception on one thing that happened during my visit because it doesn't apply to whole country.

For example saying no one speaks English utterly retarded and false, virtually everyone under 30% of course there are exceptions, but they're in the minority.

>bro it was just a joke

Go to estonia mate.
the other 2 are shit

Yes it is anectodotal obviously, but here is the thing
i have been to lithuania a fuck ton of times cause your varškēs sūris is too good not to buy
here is the thing, i myself live near a road connection to for russians near kaliningrad, and i have never seen one russian being refused directions as i experience every fucking time i am in your country even when i use international terms. and in a town where a lot of foreign students settle in, who can only speak their local language and english, and the store staff and everyone speaks english fluently and not once have i seen any issues in communication, like i experience in lithuania every time i am in your country.
Being in estonia even the old people knew english, it was super easy to navigate around that town because everyone spoke english.
Now sure, this is anecdotal and you should take it with a grain of salt.
But, its still something.

Reason why?

I don't understand this Jow Forums meme

Why?

Why?

unseigepilled

Forgot about women desu but alright not sure if they'll like an ungly foreign guy though

I'd learn the basics before going to any of the baltics really I don't need to know about the language but I'm not just gonna speak English in a non-english speaking country but really I want the reasons to WHY these countries are better than the others not just

Whyyyy

Whatever judging from your posts you're really insecure and post outright lies, Latvia by virtually any metric is shittier than Lithuania, but keep living in your bubble thinking you're above us. When in reality only Estonia is ahead of us and you're the the shittiest Baltic. Of course if you travel to some bumfuck town like Plungė where majority of population is elderly 40+ most of them won't speak English, but that doesn't apply to cities. I can tell the same in Latvia I've been to Riga, Daugavpils, Ventspils, Liepaja, Jurmala. It wasn't uncommon for people to switch to Russian if they don't speak English since I'm fluent in both I always try to speak in English first if I see they're elderly and don't speak English most of them communicate in Russian.

Just go on a trip to all three of them and decide for yourself.

>I don't understand this Jow Forums meme
It's not a meme, Estonians make like twice as much as we do. They have a flourishing tech industry. The government is a lot more sensible and a lot less corrupt than ours.

Latvia is the worst Baltic country because we have a lot of Russians like Estonia but we didn't kick all our commie oldfags out of the government after USSR collapsed. Now they own the country and run it for profit.

It seems to extend beyond that population segment from what I've been told.

>we didn't kick all our commie oldfags out of the government after USSR collapsed. Now they own the country and run it for profit.

That's a meme all of the Baltics pretty much have many of turncoats in government positions from Soviet times or other former apparatus workers. If they're 50+ you can bet your ass they didn't appear out of nowhere in such positions.

I don't know what you've been told. Russians are a problem not necessarily because of their behaviour or anything, they are a problem because their presence poses an existential threat. Moscow funnels countless millions into propaganda to radicalize them and slow down integration, to serve as a potential excuse for invasion - and this forces Latvians to vote for and put up with the dominant corrupt political/economic forces because the alternative is a Moscow puppet government. It's a geopolitical thing. For the most part there isn't that much difference between us and them, even though the lowest of the low in society do more often tend to be of unknown russian mystery meat extraction

I don't know about Lithuania but it's doubly true in Latvia. Business and political elite is a who's who of the communist party/kgb nomenklatura in the 1980s.

from asspain to baltics seems like getting a shithole replacement with the added bonus of getting your shithole sprinkle cold rain all year long. i wouldn't do it if i were you. if anything, move to eesti. i don't mean to talk shit about muh balt bros, but we're clearly the most developed of the lot

Same here, Grybauskaitė herself belonged to Communist party, our Social Democrats were all top tier communist party members, also there's plenty of more of elite people who likely were communists or even KGB workers that we don't know off since KGB documents were sealed off for like 75 years in 1990.There were like 20k+ KGB agents in the country before indepedence and most of them weren't some shit tier plebs but with connections with influential people of businessmen or politicians. or they were them themselves. I could imagine the shitstorm if someone leaked the documents, the country would fucking implode.

>Viešinti KGB dokumentus Centrą įpareigojo LR Seimas, 2010 metais priėmęs LGGRTC įstatymo 5 straipsnio papildymo įstatymą. Žurnalo viešinimas pradėtas 2012-ųjų pabaigoje, baigtas 2018 m. sausio 5 d. Išanalizuota 1669 asmenų duomenys. Šis žurnalas nėra ir nebus slaptas dokumentas, jis bus laisvai prieinamas Lietuvos ypatingajame archyve (pagal Liustracijos įstatymo nuostatas nebus skelbiami tik prisipažinę asmenys, kurių žurnale yra 22).
A lot of KGB stuff got "lost" in the dawn of independence, there might not be anything to leak anymore. I kind of remember Grybauskaitė signing something an extension of keeping some documents as a state secret, but I couldn't find anything now, so maybe my mind is playing tricks on me.

I talk with some latvians on occasion, they have little faith in society

>I could imagine the shitstorm if someone leaked the documents, the country would fucking implode.
i know a guy who stumbled upon such documents here under the pretense of researching 'something else'. the part of your post i quoted was pretty much his exact words. i asked him whether or not truth was not important to him. he explained that 99% of life going on was in one form or another controlled by commies so you know.. flinging shit on lets say some guy who was nominated as the lead of the national opera would be a bit of a low blow because there was no other way

Yeah no shit, I just explained to you why. This country is pretty shit. The only thing that could make it worse is more Russian influence because Russia has all of our problems times 10, and more.

They're only publicizing those that admitted to being KGB agents after independence, and the again not 1/20 got publicized and I can guarantee most influential ones didn't admit it. It makes my blood boil to see subhumans like our FM Linkevičius who was an ardent communist party member shit on Noreika. But for example go to his English wiki page you won't find a mention that he was a communist.

Or that Prusnkienė was a KGB agent codename Šatrijos Ragana and etc.

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>I want to leave first world country with good weather, nice and friendly people and all that stuff for third world shitholes in the east near R*ssia
What’s wrong with first worlders? Do they all think it’s sunshine and rainbows everywhere you go?

>They're only publicizing those that admitted to being KGB agents after independence
Literaly the other way around, barring some "gonsbiracy". If they knew you were a commie, and admitted you were a commie, they kept your name out of the list. Only 22 people came forward, and their names are protected.
Now if you're claiming there are/were more extensive lists that were made disappear or kept to be used as blackmail... Sure, that's a very real possibility, but we won't know for sure for a very long time, if ever.

have you been to spain? it's a fucking shithole

There at least are many people that yearn for something better in it, maybe like minded people can see that future come true, I hope so.

The biggest hacks are those that privatized property after independence in short, businessmen with the protection of influential politicians of that time.

Yes, I’ve been to Spain 3 times. I’m assuming this bong is either a student or somewhat rich. In both cases Spain is much better place to live than any of the Baltic countries if not for economic reasons then for everything else

>have a large population of financialy incompentent citizens
>provide them with property
>enact free market
Hmm... What could possibly go wrong?

>Only 22 people came forward, and their names are protected.

No, almost 1600 came forward.

>Šiuos KGB slaptųjų agentų prisipažinimus rinko Liustracijos komisija, sudaryta remiantis 1999-aisiais Seimo priimtu įstatymu. Šiai komisijai apie bendradarbiavimą su KGB prisipažino beveik 1600 asmenų. Jų dokumentai, įslaptinti pagal Valstybės paslapčių apsaugos įstatymo reikalavimus žyma „slaptai“

Based Lithuanians

Neither just half spanish and my mum moved here when I was 13 so I of course had to tag along

Netherlands, ride a bike, smoke a pot, have fun.

Gimme a link bruh

The biggest ones like Mockus weren't some random incompetent citizens and didn't appear out of nowhere, he had connections his close associates were KGB major and other shit, and there were a lot of of "random" deaths surrounding him and his business, but no one gives a shit. They wiggle a finger and say nuh ur bad, but then don't do anything.


>Buvę verslo partneriai Tadas Karosas ir D. Mockus išsiskyrė skandalingai, kai bendro turto valdymą Karosas patikėjo (jo žodžiais „draugui“) Mockui. Tuo metu mirė aukštas „MG Baltic“ darbuotojas Grigas. D. Mockus buvo apkaltintas esą jis nužudė. Dalijantis bendrą turtą Mockus į pagalbą pasitelkė Gedvydas Vainauską su „Lietuvos rytu“ („darė įtaką“ per laikraštį), Bieliauskas („Status“ vadovas) vedė derybas ir su savo saugos tarnyba „Ekaba“ saugojo Mockų. Pasak Karoso, Karosas „po bieliauskiško stiliau įtikinėjimų ir vainauskiško spaudimo“ priėmė tai, ką Mockus davė, ir išsiskyrė.

>2000–2001 m. kartu su buvusiu KGB karininku „Status" grupės vadovu Vladu Bieliausku mėgino perimti baldų pramonės koncerno „SBA“ akcijas[4]. Mainais už „ramybę“ šantažuotojai pageidavo gauti sparčiai kylančią tuomet vertingiausią SBA valdomą įmonę „Utenos trikotažas“. Keletas koncerno akcininkų, neišlaikę V. Bieliausko ir D. Mockaus spaudimo, pardavė apie 35 % SBA akcijų.

>„Laiške esančius žodžius „Mg Boltic prezidentas D. Mockus ir jo viceprezidentas R. Kurlianskis nuo 2005 m., žiniasklaidos pagalba, nuo 2006 iki dabar psichologinio smurto, teisėsaugos bei teisėtvarkos, kurioje turi kišeninių prokurorų, pagalba mane terorizavo ir privedė prie savižudybės. R. Kurlianskis 2006 2007 2008 m. plovė pinigus iš UAB Mitnijos, jiems talkindavo Audrius ir Agnius Matijošaičiai ir kt.“ parašė ir laiško apačioje pasirašė Antanas Gureckis“.
I don't think I need to explain who people like Vainauskas were. They wouldn't be able to do such shit without protection from "above".

Google the text it will lead to you the article.

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Matijošaitis too, for example one of the biggest buissinesmen and now Mayor of Kaunas was surprise surprise Soviet cop and then rose trough the chain for higher positions.

>Nuo 1981 iki 1991 rugsėjo Lietuvos TSR Vidaus reikalų sistemos tarnautojas ir milicininkas. Pirmas darbas - kriminalinė paieška, po to – Patrulinės postinės tarnybos vado pavaduotojas. Ilgiausiai dirbo Kauno Vidaus reikalų valdybos Kadrų skyriuje. Vėliau Kauno miesto Požėlos rajono Vidaus reikalų skyriaus viršininko pavaduotojas politiniam darbui (veikla: milicijos darbuotojų sąmonės formavimas ir kt.)


What a coincidence that most of the "powerful" people one way or another have connections with Soviet state apparatus.

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Kek, I know. My uncle, a lawyer, briefly worked with them in the 90s. One day he just randomly moved to US, for "no reason".

I want it to come back so much it hurts, lads...

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The problem is that the kgb cadres knew about all this shit in advance so they cooked up schemes to fuck over the plebes. If you think all the speculator cliques were newly made men you are a retard.

I'm not saying it was rigged, I'm pointing out "shock therapy" would've stupid even if it weren't rigged, you argumentative mong.

It sucks???
They're going to raise minimum wage to 900€ and it sucks??

*not saying it wasn't rigged

This, for example our Liberal party which is practically dead now was literally created as a project by this dude who controls MG Baltic one of the biggest business groups who have lots of influence in media. After they got caught red-handed bribing, additional investigation revealed that they're owned by them to the bone. But surprise the dude Mockus didn't get any charges pressed against him.
>In the wake, Lithuania‘s State Security Department (VSD) stepped in with a shocking statement: it appears that Lithuania‘s Liberal Movement, the country‘s only liberal party once chaired by Masiulis, has been a long-term project of the MG Baltic business group.

>In a report to the parliamentary Committee on National Security and Defence, which was on Monday, May 7, declassified as part of a probe into business groups’ influence on political processes, the SSD claims that «following the founding of the party, fully controlled by MG Baltic executives, the concern became the most influential business (influence) group in Lithuania in less than ten years».

>The report also states that as MG Baltic sought to eliminate key competitors in the construction business in the Lithuanian capital, «a political» scenario was chosen to divide party led by Masiulis and establish a party which is in fact controlled by MG.

>In a blow to Lithuanian journalism, the State Security Department also claims in the report that journalist Tomas Dapkus, who worked for a TV channel owned by MG Baltics, served exclusively the interests the top executives of MG Baltic and his activities bear signs of blackmail.

>According to the document, which was signed by VSD Director Darius Jauniškis, Dapkus became «an intermediary representing the interests of MG managers who not only establishes contacts with politicians and state officials, but also collects information useful for himself and for the group, later using it as a tool of manipulation and/or blackmail».

And etc.

Why did you move to Spain in the first place?

Alright thanks

Come to India

Pendejo

the next time you feel the need to post, don't

no one wants to be bothered by you troll people

Not saying that the wage sucks ofc

see Defo not

eres ghey lole!

estonia is probably the best place living standard wise, which in turn might turn them into sweden tier in the future but who knows

just go to finland. they're pretty much baltic, only rich and with no russians

you shouldn't be so hard on russians, the white russians stood shoulder to shoulder with your forefathers that fought back the soviets in the wars for independence in the baltic region

I dunno where you dug that one out of, but the opposite was true, m8
the whites were the ones fighting to keep the russians empire and its conquered territories intact
those forefathers you mentioned fighting for our independence were fighting alongside reds

our countries most likely would've prospered if the stinking russian commie hadn't stuck his ugly nose in here. even today the old commie remnants linger in our political system.
look at finland, they managed to fight back and now it's one of the best and richest countries in the world.
few individual exceptions won't ever change my general opinion.

Finland vs Estonia then? What's the difference