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fus ro DAH!

Islam is the cure to the sickness of the west
Inshallah

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There’s no way tinder isn’t taking the piss at this point
There’s some little Jew on a computer cackling away as he chooses the freaks I match with

>nutrients to power the machine
Good lad

>15:51 BST, Thursday 11th of October, 2018
why are you here lads
me? i'm a NEET

Karen is a slut. SLUT!

Just finished work

Why not join the military?

Student
I.e. worst parts of NEET and toil combined

today is my day off

Took the day off and spent 8am-2pm wanking

>ywn be lachlan or lyricspammer

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>O'Rourke remembers his time during the Zulu War
Over and over they attacked
rushing madly up to the wall
and when they could, grabbed the muzzles of our rifles or our bayonets.
and when they could, using these or Assegai's to overcome the wall
but over and over they failed, from the rapid fire of our rifles and some HEALTHY STABBING from our bayonets

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Lachlan is easily the best current poster here

Give me a reason

*minces into thread*

Cooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, boys!!!

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shut up melvin

wasn't worth posting the first time either

Dave is

considered this
think i'd join the navy if i was to go in the forces anyway (NOT a bender)

What’s it like fucking a girl shorter than 5’2”?

alright Shaka mate

Alri

cheers mate

>(NOT a bender)
Not yet.

>tfw ywn be a brit and talk in a posh accent everyday

hmmmm

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Adulthood for me was realising that life is easier as a girl. People like you more when you're pretty and beautiful.

Not dave

>pretending
I'm not pretending it just took me many years to understand what exactly was "wrong with me"
Though there's nothing wrong with me at all. Its just a personality archetype that is found across nature.

Bluepilled and gay
Women get fucked
Men fuck

Simple as

I thoroughly enjoy being a man even if the social stuff is a bit more difficult
Wouldn’t want to be a woman at all

>Why not join the military?
Because I have a working brain and do not enjoy homosex.

brixtonblog.com/should-not-this-brixton-martyr-be-remembered-with-a-real-blue-plaque/53312

Tiocfadh ar la

but what happens when beauty fades?
do you think anyone cares about "older" women?
a woman with no kids living past her prime has a pretty grim existence
men have no innate value but women have a hard expiration date that men lack.

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how DARE you imply such a thing
shit it's almost as if god gave us these things between our legs for a reason

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why do all the foreigners at uni who barely speak english speak really fucking loud act pretentiously and keep interrupting all the lecturers
like
shut up

We also have more autonomy in our lives and can live relatively self sufficiently if we have to
Women are hardwired to be part of a social group and dependent on others

They're talking about you user.

christ you're pathetic
you're more of a virgin than anyone here

Soz xx

im a virgin but a level headed one

this is why I don't understand guys who want to be women, or people who wish they were children again.
being a kid fucking sucks and you have no liberty (but no responsibility)

the cat my ex
the bowl of cereal me

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You know less about women than a Tibet based eunuch hermit you gashdriblling septic spakker.

why do all the literally children on /brit/ post really fucking often act pretentiously and keep interrupting all the good posters
like
shut up

Why is the point of Tom Bombadil from a storytelling point of view?

don't understand how some of you weirdos are attracted to negresses
had a whole group of them in the row behind me in a lecture today and they just wouldn't shut the fuck up about irrelevant relationship drama, and just laughing while everyone else was trying to pay attention. absolutely obnoxious creatures, don't see how anyone could be attracted to them

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hmmmm yeah nah
I don't think so mate

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Why is the point of this post from a British culture point of view?

could you link three good posts itt

you didn't work out who bombadil really was yet?
oh dear

shut up lisicki

enhances verisimilitude

Oh shut the fuck up deal with women for twenty fucking minutes and you’d agree with me you virgin
I’m not even criticizing it it’s just the overwhelming tendency of their behavior

that just sounds like women

listening to some Classical music
youtube.com/watch?v=MEb2CecR11I

...

a fool and his money....

>enhances verisimilitude

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at least white women have the courtesy to whisper or talk quietly when they're in lectures, these sheboons were acting like they were on a school bus

got an english degree actually so why don't you shut the fuck up you sad little virgin cunt

im on night shift this week

The only woman you've ever "dealt with" is mummy and it couldn't be more ovbious if you admitted it you bloating hick retard.

I mean I do like when Tolkien lore doesn’t have a clear explanation like what are the things that gnaw on the roots of the Earth and how they aren’t simply Balrogs but something even more ancient and unknown possibly having nothing to do with Morgoth
But having Tom Bombadil live right outside of the Shire I don’t know what it adds at that point and time

>got an english degree

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corrrr that arse
just want to fuck the shit out of it and yank on that hair something fierce

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i am a lord you plebs

based verisimilitude poster

lord of the rings you RETARD

1: how much did that cost?
2: is it hereditary?

blimey what a slag
ooofffffff

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all me

Some gook just paid us for a flyer saying he's a lord. Might go to 'Spoons.

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mong tier face

cringe

I’m a Baronet

the yank obsessed with porn stars can't be older than 14

aren't titles illegal for citizens?

Nidhogg gnawed on the roots of the world tree and Tolkien lifted most of his stories from Norse and Celtic myth
having a great devourer puts a nice cyclical end to any setting

gay
she cute. looks friendly and happy.
looks eager to suck dick.

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No actually I think that’s still a bill from like 1790 or something
It was never passed that’s off the top of my head but I remember looking into it at one time
The US government cannot give out titles though

positively knew you'd call me gay
Americans always do that whenever they get called out on their shit taste and low standards

the highschool cheerleader gf dumped me lads aha

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What's cringe about it?
The fact that you're not the one saying it or I'm not I'm not saying it about you?

What's your title?

>Nidhogg
Reported

I just remember "Stormin' Norman" had to have his honour altered in some way because he couldn't legally accept it.

>Article I, Section 9, Clause 8. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.
Ok so you can hold a noble title but you can never work for the US government unless you renounce it