/brit/

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Britain.
Let's tark at randam in English and northern slang. Take it easy!

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this is based

Walked past a group of women doing zumba in the park and they started doing primal screams then it stopped when I was out of sight. Have to say I had a particularly tight fitting shirt the perfectly espoused my chiseled pecs and shoulders.

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (-1)
LAB: 37% (+1)
LDEM: 9% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-1)

via @YouGov, 08 - 09 Oct
Chgs. w/ 01 Oct

want a gf who is based and also redpilled

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hm yeah that'll be a yikes from me
sorry, but you're out

sweet christmas!

women aren't redpilled
you have to redpill them

More of a cringe and bluepill man myself

got a peeners

want a jaren cerf gf lads

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Grim

grim canthal tilt

any cute Pakistani girls here? x

gonna smoke a bowl before my web design class so i dont kms out of sheer boredom

ugly weasel lmfao

>your post

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what a terrible angle

Yeah sup

>smoker

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>grim canthal tilt

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>going to school for technology related shite
u can learn it at home 10x as fast if you're actually passionate about it

mate you are ugly af and you look to be about 14 years old

You can learn almost anything at home these days the trouble is proving it. You don't go to university to learn you go to learn and get something to prove it.

i already know everything that's being taught in class, just taking it as part of an IT degree

wrong way
down a one way streeeeeeeet

Shut up Yankee scum. Son of bitch.

IT'S ALREADY CLOSING ROADS LOOK!!! CANCEL BREXIT!

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fairy

haha hey cutie. how's it x

did I really read mate and af in the same sentence

*does a tremendous post*

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>wanting to work at some shite tech company
just freelance from home retard. they don't care about a piece of paper if they know you have skill.
tech field is all fucked up.

thats not me

Daily reminder

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has never happened
you're a mentalist and deserve to be locked up

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need liz out of the picture immediately

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yikes!

Taking a shit while on my period
Have horrible cramps :x

loved that thread

total virgin freak he was (although he isn't now)

NOT FUCKING BRITISH CULTURE YOU MENTALLY BROKEN CUNT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

What a baffling story.

haha lol

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*infects you with virginfreakitis*

Brexit already doing good for the environment by banning traffic on the M26, based

fucking yuck
don't ever reply to me ever again, you vile FREAK

The chad hero Zoomer, the virgin coward Boomer.

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cringe kino

The local watering hole just picked up Conor's new whiskey

They've got it on tap

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dont like the yank that communicates via animal images

fair enough
why you spamming that runtoids photos then

got a headache because ive been staring at /brit/ for three hours straight

nigger how the fuck do you "just" freelance. Nobody is going to pay a literal who to do anything
and anyway places like a degree because it shows you're able to stick something out and are at least mildly motivated and competant

lach

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>three hours straight
Hello normie tourist

is based

I guess it depends if you wanna slave in a cubicle or make a difference.
If I had tech skills I'd be working for a place down with the cause you know.

refuse to believe anyone spends their entire day on /brit/
i'm only here for that long because i've lost my job

do you fancy him or something you bender

>i've lost my job
have you checked round the back of the settee la?

The NHS ransomware attack cost an estimated £92m.

Its own fault for not keeping up to date with licensing.

lmao his penis is too small for my liking haha :3

pajeet gay as hell

Hitler was the baddy

Britain or how it is known nowadays, New America

very bent

controversial post

Whenever I see an Oriental man (Chinaman, Japaneser, misc.) the first thing I think about is his tiny lil pecker
Bit bent but I can't help it

got stuck in the middle of a junction today whilst driving

thankfully it wasn't rush hour so i didn't block many people, but i still had to apologize

not my fault though, there's 2 sets of lights for straight on, but one is like 20 metres in front of the other, it was green when I went through the first one, but then the next changed to red

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Holy hell look at this little piece of boicunt

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Clerical roles? Yeah, big fan

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youtube.com/watch?v=Warq_KUocB4
the current gf

Hitler wasn't white because he had brown hair and brown eyes.

please spam more bullshit to entice me to respond
it works very well and isn't transparent at all

virgin freak spacker

it's just banter haha x

Do you wannacry about it

Turns out missus got confused.

She bought stuff to make a curry.

FUMING

Woad? Love it

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what do you mean make a difference?

isn't that a dude lmao

loved when he went straight in and ate her arse desu

That's a meme and untrue, they are average sized (3.7 inches)

...

life of pablo is actually quite a good album

did you draw that frog yourself mate

Ye

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turns out

little monkey fella

wigger

Turn down the blue light filter on your screen monitor you mong.

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work for a company or publication that goes against ZOG interests basically
>inb4 schizo

/sp/ jannies really, really loathe people posting about this as I found out on rizon, waves of perma bans.

what is he holding in his hand? an apple?

Women on suicide watch

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literally none
grow up