Why are we so succesful?

half the officers and soldiers in the swedish army were scots because swedebois are soft shits

Go destroy Europe some more

They were the only mercenaries we could find willing to poop in people's mouths
it wasn't nearly half though

Swedish population was less than 1/20th of the other powers at the time

The Proto-Germanic men of the Nordic Bronze Age were the master race, and we are their children.

Real history isn't a game of EU4, Hans.

I can afford healthcare, its only our niggers, mexicans and white trash who can't.
Who I don't really care about

Lowland Scotland should be considered Germanic too.
also this. Scandinavians were literally poors who happened to have a lot of natural resources which became valuable. Their Empires were pathetic and they are ultimately irreverent countries and will be anglicized in the next century and people will forget their languages ever even existed

>literally holds his own country back out of spite
America could easily obtain a first world standard of living if you weren't all sociopaths

HEY, include scotland and wales if you're going to include us. they are our friends

and if you're going to exclude cornwall then we should probably be excluded as well

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You have been very good at robbing, killing and doing the slave trade.

>why are we so succesful?
Denmark: stayed out of both world wars.

Germanic genetics and protestant work ethic

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Then what about us

What will remain of Germanics in 100 years? nothing?

HEHEEEE Schwedentrunkt

you'd have to go way back to find any proto-germanics, retard

A perfect world doesn't exis....

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finland's sole purpose is to guard scandinavia against russian hordes. in your utopia, there would be no need for us.

No one wants to live in a world without Rapala fishing lures

>sweden exists
I think you mean swedistan

germanic genetics and protestant work ethic

Wut? Everything from 1700-500 BC is proto-germanic. The germanic age only started when people from unetice culture (r1b u106) went into north Germany, Denmark and south Sweden (I1)

>land of the swedes
that's what he said
>r1b
>germanic
pic related

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I1 were a bunch of hunter gatherers for 4000 years before they came into contact with r1b people from unetice

>germanics came into mainland europe through scandinavia
>scandinavia has the biggest concentration of l1 in europe
>but somehow scandinavia is the only region in the entire history of the world where the original population was replaced in its totality by a foreign peoples
face it kraut, you're only considered germanic by the grace of your culture and language

I wouldn't call your control freak fascist hivemind panopticons successful. Maybe economically, but then again Singapore is even more successful in that regard (and even more fascist).

Non-meme answer?

You’re centered around the North Sea, which historically allowed you to exchange goods, services and ideas faster than the rest of Europe. Mediterrean countries were very wealthy a long time, but eventually had to deal with threats from non-Europeans, causing instability.

not in its entirety but you have a substantial amount of r1b aswell. The oldest known r1b-u106 guy was buried in Sweden with an axe

>Englishman just said we are friends
;____;
t-t-thanks senpai.

Name two Swedes as important as David Hume and Adam Smith.

Based and redpilled, fellow magapede. You sure killed and raped that swedecuck with facts and logic epic style

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Yes, and that is why he stated those simple facts

The English and West Norwegians are Celtic

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What's your problem, bro?

Why are germans such assholes? Its not like you are better than us

I come to destroy the myth of the Scandinavian countries are "perfect", a Spanish youtuber, I explain the poor quality of services, the vast majority of Scandinavians take absences from work due to illness, etc. Thousands of things

youtube.com/watch?v=ysyxUJWsNEc&t=2s

Slavery and relevant resources.

>I come to destroy the myth of the Scandinavian countries are "perfect"
all things being relative Pablo

people are no smarter here than most civilized places

they're all neurotypical mommy's boys who love to put others down in their menstrual feminine anger

I will add a nice combo of Capital and Socialism.

+influx of new blood for the shitty boring stuff.