Scandinavians are better than other humans

how do nordic countries feel about the fact that half of the world sucks your dick?

Denmark isn't part of Scandinavia.

t. danish rapebaby

It's an objective fact. I don't see the problem here.

Everyone's obsessed with us.

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we will not rest until the other half sucks too

this

Shoo Uralic monkey

rumpahurt

*slices your throat*
heh

Success breeds jealously

*teleports behind you*

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Power is the ability to influence others, whether you're talking about soft power or hard power

Being powerless means that pic related applies.

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>tfw sort of want a nordic union to have some power against the EU
>the fucking sw*des would inevitably just vote us into EU anyway because rebellious SJW big headed globalist liberals
Why did Sweden have to happen

How is that relevant to me as an individual?

*Invades your country*
heh, nothing personal, Rurik

Good times for too long unfortunately. We want to experience pain, I guess.

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Much like a NEET, your lifestyle is subsidized by an authority figure or patron who can choose to cut you off at any time. It's not like humanity didn't have its worst war with 50-80 million casualties less than 100 years ago

NATO is an incredibly critical alliance. You as a citizen should vote to fund it at 2% of Denmark's GDP.

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Again, not really relevant to me. We have some of the highest living standards, which is good for me.
How many wars we win or participates in doesn't really matter to me as an individual.

But I'm voting for political parties that strive for the 2% GDP in NATO, and I agree that it's a shameful display to not fulfill the agreement we entered.

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Good post

>How many wars we win or participates in doesn't really matter to me as an individual.
Except we're overdue for a major war, and a war is going to reduce your living standards to near-nothing?
This is why security is an invisible good, and no one appreciates it until it's completely gone.

>we're overdue for a major war
Call me naive, but nuclear bombs, international capitalism and the internet will prevent another large scale war.

>international capitalism
They said that about WW1, where French-German-British trade was at its very peak of globalization (at that point in time). But then the war happened anyway.

>nuclear bombs
Didn't stop the USSR and USA from proxy wars, won't stop China and the USA from proxy wars in Cold War II: Electric Boogaloo

>Except we're overdue for a major war, and a war is going to reduce your living standards to near-nothing?
1. I doubt we're going to be running into a huge war while I'm alive
2. It probably wouldn't reduce my living standards any less than the rest of the countries.

Those proxy wars were just that though: proxy wars, not major wars.

>>the fucking sw*des would inevitably just vote us into EU anyway because rebellious SJW big headed globalist liberals
If you'd actually bothered to look it up, you'd know that Swedes are very skeptical of the EU as anything but a single-market to get better deals with the rest of the world and eachother. We're no different than the Danes.

I agree.