/brit/

Vf

wikijewdia begging for money AGAIN

>Imagine not having one cock for each hand

i give $3 every time

reckon it's an adequate thanks

Am I scaring you yet?
Are you having fun yet?

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funny how Jimmy Wales is an objectivist

Never mind, just keep trying buddy, it's a numbers game! There is someone for everyone.

P.S don't forget to be yourself x

i'd like to put my dickhead on top of her tongue if you know what I mean

is it?

Going the right way about a chin testing stupid arrogant yank fuck off

used to mog people nowadays i just get mogged

I'm a socialist

Imagine smelling beautiful and sexy Emma Watson’s farts.

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you can't deny mate
she looks like she reeks
yes i know that feeling precisely

Prostitutes hate virgins

Are virgins the most discriminated group in the world?

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more like pooreland LMAO

Im a nationalist

Can someone explain to me what the Estonian meant?

virgins RISE UP

tfw no asian gf

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Will likely never have sex again

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HATE people that do that on the plane
Literally standing up clogging the isles when we have like 20 mins to wait
Need them out of business

My self-summary

I have Vaginismus which can make sex a bit complex/frustrating but something I want to help myself with, looking for ace, fun, patient and understanding people to do that with.

very true

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And poor people hate rich people
Why? Because they are better than them. Simple as

I like memes but I don't like it when things get popular. I literally have to walk the razor thin edge of finding my funnies in obscure artisanal memes handcrafted by Hikkikkimori in Estonia.

>y'all
stopped reading there

yeah you give it the biggun to frail yanks but as soon as a big northern lad mentions wakey then your arse goes

Based brazzers

what mods should i get for new vegas?

>what did you think of [latest hollywood blockbuster]?

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sleepy

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Why, getting old or something?
For me it's quite the opposite.
Though I never really got "mogged" in my life.
I just never understood myself until I was fully grown.
When I'm vicious I make people afraid, you can't deny. (yeah, you)
Which is normal I suppose.

all the ones that fix the glitches, bugs etc

What the fuck is with everyone clapping all the time in Question Time?
Someone asks a question then everyone claps! What a waste of time.

>implying roseanne barr isn't an absolute nutter and podkino

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It was watchable but very low-brow and I felt intellectual understimulated. Like being at a child's birthday party.

*Claps at your question*

Like im going to some povvo provincial northern town just so you can bottle it and suck your thumb in yer mams box room

Lie. Don't tell the prozzie you're a virg.
Just go, fuck her awkwardly and leave.
Don't try to do things you don't know how to do.
It will get better each time.

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Why are poor people so fat and stupid?

bbc.co.uk/news/health-45822620

>Primary pupils in England's poorest areas are four times more likely to be severely obese than in the wealthiest

It's political warfare. The strength of the clapping at stunning and brave comments determines the direction the country will take.

no i just moved from my hometown which was full of average looking and ugly people to university which is full of athletic and beautiful people

so THIS is the world famous British culture general...........

Have you tried being yourself?

I aren't supposed to feel stimulated around kids, you nonce

Lezzer paki bird on corrie is so peng

prostitutes probably hate all men

I'll be waiting at the ufc gym if you ever miraculously grow a pair of bollocks

bit too lewd for my liking

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What I think on the matter is :- BUZZword along with BUZZword and dont forget the complete and utter BUZZword. BUZZword will solve this issue once and for all.

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dad just sent me this
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yea she's well peg didn't she used to be in citizen khan

I delete like 1/3rd of the posts I'm about to post. Usually because as soon as I finish writing it out I realise it will likely attract no attention and be glazed over by the hundreds of doe-eyed spectators.

Prozzies can SMELL virginity
That's why the police use them to track incels that have made threatening comments on social media

*bes myself*

>I aren't

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Just been lying in my bed looking like a mug looking through /Brit/

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Most times, I don't care, I just wish I was less lonely.

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why does your dad have two stomachs?

Brittany

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I’m with the grumpy virgin though. Giving head to women is not pleasurable.

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>the site of the final battle between "the people of light" and the carriers of the "pakpak virus"

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>PTSD

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Stop playing the victim and start playing the hero.

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts and poos.

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the desired gf

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Sometimes there's more than one level to my jokes. I have jokes that work on like 6 different levels. It's just like a sentence but you've got 6 seperate little funnies going on in one compact little unit.

They should go and try to find a hole in the wall that fits them
There’s a hole for everyone

the gee eff

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need to make white babies with her

feel bad

lol
university deanos are all beta nerds
I mog those people because because I grew up with street people
and I mog street people because I'm far smarter than them yet still kinda psycho

nice balance innit

but really, get in where you can fit in

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Tismomick and mboko are the same person

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You’ve been danking, eh? Pass the bong please.

and
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wasteland defense
fnv redesigned (watch the installation video)
project nevada
nmc's texture pack
eve - essential visual enhancements
IMCNNV
mobile truck base
mojave rooftops
nevada skies (+ pitch black nights)
flashlight nvse

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