>GET ON THE GROUND FUCKO!
>SQUAD SEARCH THE AREA FOR EVIDENCE
>YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ILLEGAL ACQUISITION AND POSSESSION OF RAINWATER
Meanwhile somwhere in land of the free
Lincoln Martin
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Evan Cox
>mcdonald's strike force heard someone nicked a fork from their local restaurant
Thomas Mitchell
Better don't break the McLaw
Justin Turner
Christian Collins
>a rain drop falls on your tongue
>sentenced to death and fined 250k$
wow... the american dream...
David Fisher
Yet their tongues can criticize the sultan as much as they want
Angel Ortiz
i heard it rains mortar shells instead of water there in ukraine
have you ever tasted some?
Daniel Miller
heart attack comes
Christian Russell
well, so american tongues can criticize erdogan, but i believe turkish tongues can criticize donald trump as much as they want too
Daniel Diaz
Ah yes, respectful discussion of international cultures
Ryder Taylor
the police have sponsors now?
Joseph Evans
what about america is international or cultural
Jordan Davis
Yeah dude it rains mortar shells, they’re delicious and fortify the mineral content of our cereals.
You’re not getting it. Americans are much more free to criticize trump than turks are free to criticize erdogan. The shootings are getting embarrassing though
Cooper Gonzalez
you put your left foot in
you put your left foot out
you put your left foot in
and you shake it all about
you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THE ORDERS OF AN OFFICER, EAT LEAD SCUMBAG
*BANG *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Adrian Russell
Jazz, Country music, hollywood, shitty hip hop the world eats up, a ton of literature, etc.
Versus Australia which is AC/DC and Mad Max.
Brody Hall
>A country named after a fucking bird thinks it can talk shit about us.
Aaahahahahahahaha
Grayson Fisher
Mad max is pretty cool though
Hudson Hernandez
This warrant is brought to you by the following sponsors
Ryder Gomez
Carter Howard
The turkey is named after the country tho.
Parker Rodriguez
>McDonald's logo on tshirt sleeve
Gets me every time.
Jeremiah Morris
>Break the McLaw
>Pay the McPrice
Lincoln Cruz
>be American cop
>at McDonald's drive-through
>order McNuggets and 1L diet coke
>suddenly get a call
>a gamer claims that another gamer insulted him online and wants a SWAT detachment to kill him
>classic 10-81
>Notice man serving at McDonald's window is a big boi
>might come in handy
>offer him an extra large tip if he will help you break down a door
>he has no sick leave or vacation time since that's only for socialist scum
>luckily the manager is a proud patriot in support of the #thinblueline, gives beefy window lad the afternoon off
>deputize man who will now be known as Officer Big Mac
>no extra uniform
>put him in a police dog's vest
>ask Officer Big Mac to pound down rude gamer's door
>only takes him 36 tries
>this was a good idea
Noah Long
imagine being FUCKING AMERICAN in 2018
Aiden Reyes
based
Jaxson Perez
>McLaw
Joseph Davis
yeah thats pretty bad but imagine being mexican
Cooper Rogers
>tfw unironically more FREE to do whatever I want than you will ever be
Jayden Butler
what the fuck, is taht a mcdonalds patch?
Austin Roberts
delet
Wyatt Nelson
en.wikipedia.org
no you arent
Ian Reed
How can we get Tim Hortons to sponsor the RCMP?
Justin Gonzalez
>tipping mcDonald
It would never happen.
Zachary Young
>Be McMurrican
>Get McArrested
>The McCourt gives you 5 years in the McPenitentiary
>The McCrime was: not leaving any McTip in the local McDonalds
Jason Howard
>put him in a police dog's vest
Levi Bailey
In any other place in the world it wouldn't, but that's America so it could
Levi Young
>being this buttmad about your father
my god canada is fucked.
Samuel Johnson
>your father
Thomas Diaz
So this is what happens when someone sells the secret sauce recipe on the dark net.
Levi Brown
yeah seriously, something must be owed for all the free doughnuts and coffee. that goes for the ttc too
Joseph Reyes
>that mcdonalds logo
Shouldn't have violated the NAP
Elijah Scott
>pretending to not know your own parent's
damn it Canada what's gotten into you?
Leo Bailey
Ian Jenkins
kill all cops
anyone who supports the police is a bootlicking statist cuck
Jordan Evans
t. New Brunswicker
Jeremiah Ross
I'm so sorry you had to see this.
Jackson King
The yank shoves his fat head in to make a mockery of himself to defend his homeland, regardless of where he is in the world.
Bentley Garcia
no
Christian Morris
Don;t forget.
Anthony Ward
>Russian shittalking US cops
Ian Nguyen
At least Russians can admit they live in a police state.
Aaron Ortiz
HI-SO. I LIKEA DUH FRY RI
Alexander Mitchell
America has more police killings per capita and a much higher incarceration rate than Russia.
Luke Myers
>Trusting Russian crime reportage
Logan Robinson
OI, got a loisense for dat opinion?
Christopher Rodriguez
why is rainwater illegal in murica?
Luke Jenkins
>wanting to keep niggers alive
what's wrong with you?
Jaxon Martin
Alexander Campbell
it's illegal to SELL you can keep it as long as you aren't selling it due to public health and safety regulations.
Hunter Rivera
>unironically posting a hillary reaction meme
must be a retard.
Hudson Anderson
I did it because I knew you were the type of mongoloid it would get a reaction out of.
Caleb Perry
yeah, it gave me laughter, thanks.
John Williams
>unironically posting a stonetoss comic
Charles Butler
True
Dylan Bell
Fix the 1 liter sized coke and tipping at a fast food place.
Xavier Rodriguez
who said funny sarcasm is not allowed?
Evan Bennett
Large amounts of pop are commonly measured in litres in the US and clearly you have never enjoyed a fresh McLobster at a posh McDonalds.
Christian Gomez
Look at his eyes, a literal NPC
Noah Hall
I've seen videos of russian cops and they're hard as fuck. They actually physically enforce the law like the good old days. Aside from the fact most american cops are too fat to actually chase somebody most of them are huge pussies that immediately go for their batman belt.
Jack Sanchez
Not him but I've had the superior New England Lobster Roll.
Evan Brooks
There is a difference?
Luis Watson
I actually quite like them
Carson Sullivan
Nathaniel Hall
It's good but the McDonald one isn't as good as the normal restaurant ones though.
Aiden Gray
>Killing journalists is bad
Levi Sanchez
Angel Anderson
Can you translate?
Cooper Long
Talk about McJusttice™ being served