AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITHOUT HIS FORESKIN SAYS THE OWNER WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO GODDAMN FAT SAYS THE AMERICAN WELL AT LEAST WE'VE BEEN TO THE FUCKING MOON
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITHOUT HIS FORESKIN SAYS THE OWNER WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO GODDAMN FAT SAYS THE AMERICAN...
Landon Nelson
Thomas Taylor
Carson Martinez
What do brazilian girls butts smells like?
Jason Kelly
Isaiah Powell
A BRAZILIAN WALKS INTO A MUSEUM AND ASKS WHERE IS ALL THE SHIT AND THE GUY SAYS SORRY ALL OF OUR HISTORY WASNT WORTH PAYING FOR A FEW SPRINKLERS FOR AND IT BURNED BECAUSE WE'RE ALL MONKEYS
Anthony Perry
Range ban all monkeys now
Samuel Gomez
How's the vacation going, Hans? Get any bunda yet?
Blake King
>This is actually representative of 90% of the American centered 'humor' on this board
Austin Mitchell
wtf we've been btfo ameribros time to shoot ourselves with our McAssault Rifles™
Joseph Thomas
bad
good
Luis Hernandez
AN ENGLISH WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR SOME TEA. THE BARTENDER ASKS, WHY ARE YOUR TEETH SO BUSTED, I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I WERE YOU.
Andrew Nguyen
Cringe, yet acknowledged
Oliver Sullivan
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND LOSE HIS BALANCE AND FALLS TO THE GROUND
Noah Lee
A CHINK WALKS INTO A BAR, THE BARTENDER NEVER SERVES HIM BECAUSE THE CHINK CAN'T BE SEEN OVER THE BAR
Cameron Thomas
A BRAZILIAN WALKS INTO THE BAR
THE BARTENDER TURNS HIM AWAY AND SAYS "SORRY SIR, WE ONLY SERVE HOMO SAPIENS HERE"
Carson Perry
A 20 YEAR OLD AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR THE BARTENDER ASKS FOR ID HE PULLS OUT HIS ID AND IT SAYS HE'S 20 SO THE BARTENDER SHOOTS HIM
Daniel Hall
AN AMERICAN TRIES TO WALK INTO A BAR BUT CAN'T CUZ HE WON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR
Tyler Wright
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR
ORDERS A SHOT
GET SHOT
Isaac Nelson
A CANADIAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER BUT IT COMES IN A FUCKING BAG, IT COMES IN A FUCKING BAG
Caleb Walker
A CANADIAN WALKS INTO A BAR
HE ORDERS MAPLE SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayden Howard
Good thread
Ethan Hernandez
indeed
Josiah Morris
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR HE ASKS FOR A GLASS OF WATER HE GETS A GLASS OF BUDWEISER INSTEAD BUT HE DOESN'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE
Julian Anderson
A GREEK, A PORTUGUESE AND A SPANIARD WALKS INTO A BAR. EACH OTHER ORDERS A DRINK.
WHO PAYS? THE GERMAN
Samuel Myers
Jacob Bennett
A MEXICAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS FOR A SHOT OF TEQUILA BUT HE DIDN'T PAY OFF THE LOCAL CARTEL FOR PROTECTION SO HE IS KIDNAPPED AND FORCED INTO SLAVERY
Jace Cook
A SOMALIAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BECAUSE HE IS SURPRISED BY AIR CONDITIONING
Eli Hernandez
AN AMERICAN SHARTS INTO A BAR
Kevin Diaz
AN ISRAELI WALKS INTO A BAR, TAKES ALL THE CHANGE FROM THE "LEAVE A PENNY, TAKE A PENNY" TRAY, AND WALKS OUT
Adrian Jones
skin, flowery soap and a slight musk of sweat. absolutely the best thing I've ever experienced in the bedroom
Jordan Wilson
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A BAR MITSVA SO INSTEAD OF GIVING HIM A BEER THEY MUTILATE HIS PENIS
Christopher Phillips
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR
Luke Campbell
AN AMERICAN
Ayden Lopez
AN
Christopher Lewis
AN AMERICAN POLITICIAN WALKS INTO A BAR BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY THE WHITE HOUSE AND HE WAS ACTUALLY A INTERDIMENSIONAL MORPHING DEMON SPIRIT
Xavier Martin
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SEES TWO ARAB GUYS FIGHTING SO HE COMES OVER AND PUNCHES THE WEAKER ONE
Nolan Richardson
Brandon Johnson
a sanmi wags indo wabar
..
he shoods dhe moose
:-DDDDD
Jaxson Young
AN
Grayson Hughes
A BRAZILIAN TRIES TO WALK INTO A BAR BUT BEFORE HE CAN HE IS STABBED AND ROBBED BY TWO MEN ON A MOPED
Levi Evans
A CANADIAN WALKS INTO A BAR BUT CAN'T AFFORD A DRINK BECAUSE HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE PAYCHEQUE ON GROCERIES AS HIS ECONOMY COLLAPSED
Ryan Foster
A GROUP OF SWEDES ARE SWIMMING IN A POOL. SUDDENLY A USED CONDOM SURFACES. THEY ALL GO SILENT AND LOOK AT IT, UNTIL ONE OF THEM ASKS "WHO FARTED?"
Wyatt Scott
McMEXICO lol
Luke Ward
A FRENCHMAN WALKS INTO A BAR
HES AN ALCOHOLIC AND ITS TEARING HIS FAMILY APART
Easton Powell
Okay, this is epic
Tyler Lee
Too good
Robert Flores
>American gets escorted out of a bar
>tips the bouncer
Camden Baker
Sebastian Brooks
AMERICAN CITIZEN
Jace Gomez
AN AMERICAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER TAPS THE NO SHOES NO FORESKIN NO SERVICE SIGN AND HE GOES HOME TO TAKE HIS SHOES OUT OF THE MICROWAVE
Mason Murphy
A GERMAN COMES INTO A BAR AND THE BARKEEPER SAYS GERMANS ARE NOT FUNNY
Henry Bell
A CANADIAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND FORGETS TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING CANADIAN SO HE GETS STABBED AND HIS BLOOD GETS DRAINED TO HELP A SOMALI REFUGEE
Henry Sanchez
Underrated, fucking best
Ian Miller
>American
>walks
Bentley Jenkins
AMERICAN ROLLS INTO A WALMART AND GETS SHOT, SO THE COPS SHOW UP AND SAY HEY WHERE'S OUR TIP BUT THE AMERICAN IS LIKE DEAD AND SHIT SO HE SAYS NOTHING AND IS SHOT ONCE MORE
Caleb Garcia
AN AMERICAN ON A MOBILITY SCOOTER ROLLS INTO A BAR AND THE BARKEEPER SAYS SHOW ME YOUR HERITAGE OR YOU GET SHOT AND THE AMERICAN SHARTS AND STARTS CLAPPING
Jaxson Reed
I used to work at Cheesecake Factory and we actually had to use this. Some of the recipes even called for “heavy duty mayonnaise” as opposed to other kinds.
Grayson Roberts
Mayo in cheesecake?
Jayden Miller
The Cheesecake Factory has like a 200+ item menu with a bunch of random stuff from barbecue to pasta to sandwiches. Cheesecakes are just the dessert. It's a giant American chain.
Joseph Garcia
does anyone want to attempt to explain what the demonic fuck is this thread?
Hudson Hall
i dont understand
Hunter Flores
A MORBIDLY OBESE AMERICAN ROLLS INTO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY AND ORDERS TWENTY FREEDOM GALLONS OF SHARTCAKES AND THE WAITER SAYS AH YES THE ONES WITH DOUBLE MAYO JUST LIKE YESTERDAY AND GETS SHOT
Jackson Garcia
Adam Jones
laughed hard
cringed hard
Angel Taylor
A DANGEROUSLY FAT AMERICAN STORMS THE BITCHES OF NORMANDY BY BEACHING A CARGO SHIP
Camden Gray
boy Sminem walk into bar
Cool- says bartender
Sminem walk out with bartender gf))))))
Jack Brown
Damn I just looked this up and it’s actually really sad. That’s an irreplaceable piece of the Americas’ history.
Asher James
grug walk into juicecave
no pebbles, say juicegiver, grug no eat juice
grug eat berry instead, go foreversleep
Mason Campbell
DANGEROUSLY SAD AMERICAN USES THE EVENT HORIZON OF A NEARBY BLACK HOLE TO TEMPORARILY REVERSE TIME BY TWO YEARS TO REVERSE GETTING THE MUSEUM SHOT