I am 50k far from my first 1 million dollars (already millionaire in Brazilian currency) and i am planning to move to Finland and retire there in 10 years, their school system and their whole society is very human and good hearted, a great place to raise my future kids.
My question is: What's the catch?
There's always a catch, so i would like to know what am i going to lose moving to Finland 10 years from now...
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The only catch is your money.
You have to learn Finnish which is a retarded language
It's mostly in cryptocurrencies, the Brazilian gov won't see a dime of my money
Hey user can you give me 500 usd?
Nice
Its fairly boring and not alot happens, thats it
How much finnish boipussy does all that money buy?
Schedule a visa, flight, abd you made it to paradise.
*Whips out knife*
Here's the catch.
boring country with high taxation
I agree, but it's just a small problem, i am great at learning languages
For what?
Give me a reason (i already make donations to help poor white people here)
:3
White people aren't being threated as sunhumans there, that's more than enough to make me like the country
I don't know, but the age of consent there is higher than here, so no finish boypussy for me (i don't want to help to create degenerates in a good country, i will move there only after i get married with a woman)
>abd you made it to paradise.
What? What does ABD mean?
They are white, so they would whips out a nike to offer me it for cooking, it's not like we are talking about Brazil
oH WAIT, I would never get robbed in Brazil with a knife either, every criminal here has guns
With a million dollars you could probably pay off an army of favelados to launch a coup and install you as dictator of brazil
So not being afraid of being killed everyday by a 15yo brown boy with a .38 revolver is boring?
Jesus, you guys must suffer...
>high tax
Like a Playstation costing 4 times more than in other countries?
Everybody here just wants to fuck each other and rip off each other
>Everybody here just wants to fuck each other and rip off each other
>here
Well you're in for a ride...
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Long dark winters and lucky if theres snow before christmas. So fall and spring are mostly gray and brown colours, gets depressing.
It's also hard to socialize with strangers and make friends. However if u dont want to be bothered by people its a huge plus.
Living is expensive and taxes are high. I have no idea if u have enough money to live well for the rest of ur life.
high tax like 55% income tax for the highest brackets, and if you'd suddenly show up here as some bitcoin king you'd probably be detained and interrogated for suspected money laundering
I must admit lack of sun is my biggest weakness
Don't get me wrong, i am pale as fuck and i hate being under the sun, but i need at least to see the sunny world outside and get some sunlight to not to get depressed
I coult try to talk to people and wearing a shirt with a brazilian flag to make people more open to talk (i am good at talking to strangers)
You are right, it wouldn't be easy to hide my money like in Brazil
Well congratulations my dude.
My girlfriend is pregnant, i just majored in a useless college course, i have no job, can you give me some money just so i can start on cryptocurrencies?
>my gf is pregant
How old are you?
23 years old.
You are older than me, i'll turn 23 next month.
How old is your kid?
1. Lack of sun
2. Finns are autistic
3. Everything is expensive
4. Alcohol is even more expensive
This,really suck.
How is your country with the inmigrants? Specially the brown ones?
If you immigrate legally, nobody's going to give a fuck. Though I'd advise against looking like a muzzie. Or a gyppo.
have you actually looked to see if its possible?
to migrate to australia (without a skill) I think its more like 5 million you need
Honestly i'd rather be third world rich than first world rich
and every dollar in a third world country would be worth multiple times the same money in the first world, especially scandis and Oceania
Clearly you aren't that great at learning languages, since you don't even know that the word " I " should always be capitalized.
Also, you'll never be accepted as part of society in Finland - and you'll be constantly crying about muh winters and muh loneliness. 99% of Brazilians are subhumans like this, so you're probably not an exception.
>millionaire wants to move to Finland
Dont, you will face a 30% income tax if your yearly income is over 60k. And there's a tax for giving monetary gifts, inheritance and a tax for crypro is probably on its way. Your tax moneys will be used to pay for a junkey's and an unemployed somali's welfare, and shitty healthcare
Also just like he said you will have to learn Finnish if you want to get anywhere and not to stay as an eternal tourist, or worse yet, as a third world immigrant
I would recommend moving to somehwhere else which is not a tax hell, like Switzerland or even Estonia
I understand you got your monies from cryptocurrencies but how does that even work ? Jow Forums are massive self-fellators so I dont get much from them. For example, te price of bitcoin has been pretty stable for the past few months? How do you win at this game
>Alcohol is even more expensive
But at least we have Estonia and Latvia
Herman. Can I get 50 euros. PLS! I am in dire need!
You and your male children will have to serve in the army and will have a duty to serve the Fatherland in war till victory or die trying. Females have a duty to also defend the Fatherland but they don't have to go to the army.
The catch is shitty weather and long dark days, your kids are literally going to get depression and kill themselves.
Better move to some warm place, like Australia or New Zealand.
the catch it the distances unless you live in the few cities and their language will be alien to you
Where your children can get drunk and get bit by some creepy crawlie. Or get skin cancer.
Sounds like a nice summer camp. You won't at least end up hanged on your belt with no organs inside like you would in russian army
classic case of sb. getting memed by statistics.
2 years in Finland and a Brazilian like you will set himself on fire
>1 million dollars
You'll last about a month
It would be easier to carve out a good place in a shithole, lad.
>1 million dollars
>in scandiland
>using bitcoin
No but OP is going to become the squad gimp
Exactly. High society in any third world country is nice. You'll last a long time with your money.
Finland is a great place to live on paper. But they live off high taxation which I don’t know how longterm your income is. And also the weather is really incredibly depressing.
Also holy shit, can I have like 5 bux to get a new bulb for my lamp so I don’t have to study using my phone’s flash light?
There is a reason if people like you are confined in South America.
Accept this bitter truth.
Want to do the right thing? Go to Portugal and invest there, you owe them so much your tiny new world brainlet cannot even remotely picture the vastness of it
>but muh ouro!!
Bullshit. Remember whose language you think in. Remember whose culture your "culture" is based on
The weather men, and dont meme with "i like le cold weather " no men Scatinavia is the worst weather of Europe only UK and Eire have it worst.
Plus people are weird, you will stand out alot even if are white.
Embrace your tribe, nigger.
>Millionaire
>Wants to move to Finland
But why?
youtu.be
Always dark and cold and brutalist commieblocks everywhere
Give Me 100USD PLS :DDD
I'm like 999 600 dollars away from my first million leaf bux
To raise a kid with dignity?
Tell me more about that
Shoul i (try) to join the brazilian free mansonry then?
This. Why even move to Finland, surely Portugal or Spain is better and as for education, surely there are a few decent private schools in Portugal or Spain?
> be rich
> move to nordic country
Man...that tax is going to be brutal on ya man. Rich people move from here to escape taxes.
School here is good. I was in private school since kindergarten untill 9 grade and it didnt help at all. Private university is pure trash tho.
Why not go to portugal, you will be richer there than you would be in funland