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No autism edition

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Mexico can space?

tfw no white bf who buys me hormones

How do I talk to a girl I've been sitting near almost every week in one class? So I've somehow caught feelings for a girl (first time since 2007 basically) and have no idea how to start a conversation.

Pic is my personal autism, I've been trying to sit near her almost every class (sometimes I come early, sit at the spot I marked and she comes after and sits at the spot I marked, sometimes she's earlier and I try to sit near her). She has caught me looking at her direction maybe a few times.

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Ok scrolled all the way back up in an alcohol haze to see hell yeah! That it went well and best of luck in terms of getting a callback. You know we are all rooting for you arbys.

Honestly, disappear for a few months completely out of your life, then when you catch her somewhere smile at her and walk up and start talking and just act confident and cool and she'll start to like you.

>You know we are all rooting for you arbys.
thx

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I don't know, lol

If she caught you looking at her, she probably SUSPECTS that you like her. It's too coincidental that you always sit next to her. As for confessing to her, I don't know myself. It's always been a problem to tell others my feelings.

I'm addicted to anime tiddes

I do not give a shit about anything besides doing drugs and watching anime. Simple as

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no idea how to start a conversation with her
never thought I'd ever like a girl again

Literally just say hi and start a conversation one day

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drink a large coffee
introduce yourself
just talk and and spill absolutely anything no matter how autistic.
b ursef and dont worry about giving an impression

Rip user. First impression is make or break and it has to be right

>Go up to a cute white girl and say hi
>She says Hi back
>stare at her for a good 5 seconds then asks her if she likes anime
>She does a 360° and walks away
This shit Don't work

put me in the picture

Heroin is bad

My man* is applying for new jobs even though he has a good one already and it always makes me nervous.

*yes he's sex on sex on sex already and has a great job

Becky you will never be stacey.

you dont even think about it
talk positively about urself, suggest meeting somewhere later
then do it again
and again
win some trust

Barely knows what this means desu. Stacey means chad right? I don't want to be chad. Just want to live a pleasant peaceful life with zero drama. Buf I know life doesnt work that way.

Don't do drugs user pls

i really want to do drugs

Don't mention anime dumb, ask her something about the class or her major or about what clubs she's in or how many dicks she's taken up the ass since starting uni

Ask for a pencil then take it from there. Worked for me.

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How many of you guys are bilingual/multilingual?

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>i really want to do drugs

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Puedo mantener una conversacion en español pero me falta practica. Los CHIcanos que tengo de amigos no quieren hablar conmigo en español.

what? wwas my sentence wrong or something?

>druggies

Prueba buscar alguien en línea que hable contigo en español. Practica tus habilidades de escritura y escucha viendo videos (y media en general) en español. Es lo que hice yo para aprender inglés.

No it's just drugs are bad user

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I'm actually autistic. Not even kidding ;_;

Beckky goin to bed nighty night /cum

i just want to try some

>i just want to try some

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Try and get "high" on caffeine, see if you like the altered state and hangover.

never got into school. when i drive my bro to res i notice all the fun and enjoyment people are having and realize i'll prolly die alone

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Spanish was my first language. Started learning English when I was 9 when I came to this country but to this day I still suck at it.

>never got into school.
never too late

how can i get high on caffeine? i used to drink like three cups one after another and i felt the same, do i need to drink more?

>i'll prolly die alone
Implying that's a bad thing

It sounds like he wants to experience campus life in which case there is definitely a too late

Like I said to the other user you can always frequent English-speaking websites and such to practice. It takes a while, but you'll get the hang of it and understand common lingo while you're at it.

I mean, caffeine's a drug ain't it? If you take more caffeine than you're used to you'll get the effect.

skirts...

I DONT WANT EVER FEEL
LIKE I DID THAT DAY
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE
TAKE ME ALL THE WAY

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Would take a skirt wearing sissyboi bf desu but he would have to be cute

i thought you liked men

>if i buy less drugs i will be worried over running out
>if i buy more drugs i will be worried about being able to pay for other things
I will go with the first option to be on the safe side.

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I like dicks and qt bois, a trap would be acceptable but he would have to be cute enough to be worth it

Want to poo and pee so bad but the person who's currently in the bathroom is taking forever :(

Goodnight /cum/

Jusf tell em to hurry up

got a free beer from a coworker at work, gonna tag it with a hard cider, and I got the next 2 days off work

who wants to drink with me tonight

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call me a cute girl

luckily the person finished and I was able to poo and pee :)

ugly bitch

Do you have a vagina?

no

Then I'm afraid I can't call you a cute girl

But are you cute

i dont know

I just ate tomorrow's worth of calories today

hmmmmmm

stop eating

somebody drink with me

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It's a thursday

I have 1 more burger to go

so? /cum/ is full of NEETs

going on a date this saturday
she's asexual

asexuality is a meme

and you should be apathetic

one of my friends keeps making jokes about how he wants to rape me

dont know how to tell him that i want him to do it

I'm bi(lingual) because I'm a dirty frog :^)

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>neet for a year
>biggest interview of my life happens in 7 hours
>I'm being interviewed by one of the biggest security firms in America
>I have to wear a fucking suit
Don't think I can handle this anxiety, lads.

why not just rent a friend from the friend store? Surely it must be pretty cheap unlike purchasing a gf

You got this friend, I hope the best for you!

need a french gf

just pop a xanny f.am

what's the job?

>friends already bailing on beerio party this weekend

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I don't have much experience, but I can say this best thing is to just start saying hi or hello or just something to break through the wall of awkwardness.
After that you can start to move on to actual conversation, but don't try to force it.
Focus your first topics on what is going on directly in classes, and then later move on to things you do outside or interests you have.
If she doesn't want to talk to you then its obvious.

>mfw I almost had a French gf
why the fuck didn't my parents decide to live in France (jk I like the US)

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WTF I love france now!

My grandparents were french

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>played an integral part in the initial colonizing of Canada
>greatly assisted America during the revolutionary war
is France /cum/ approved?

greatest ally and eternal bootyblaster of britbongs

truly a friend of /cum/

kill me

As long as they hate germans then yes

do you think halloween will die out in 10-20 years with the next generation just wanting to play games undistracted

Thanks friends :D

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