/brit/

If you've reached his perineum, it's too low

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Felt this way about my grandmother
Didn’t really care overall

Probably once you hit the gooch

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If you stop believing in religion you'll start to believe in anything at all

lachlan's current gimmicks ranked
>1. ward clerk, that's me
>2. woad, love it
>3. celt, so i am

Below the shoulders and not intentionality too hard is mega-gay.

might just be in shock
or you're already depressed

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ngl the athleisure look really does it for me
sports bra, baggy tank top or a hoody, hair up in a bun, tight leggings, big chunky Nikes
you know like in Friends when Monica comes back from a run wearing headphones and they all shout her name at once

7 public executions

stop giving him attention

creepy how lachlan never talks, just this autistic spammer

There’s a midget in my soup!

regularly tell my atheist mate made up facts prefaced by "there's a study that says"

Lachlan is the australian ideal.

leggings are too common to do anything for me anymore and sports bras don't give you much to look at

I’m more bothered that emmayank talks every time someone engages him so I know it’s not some algorithm
Bit like that Norwegian archiver on Jow Forums

People on the autism spectrum have difficulties in the two main areas of:

social communication and interaction

restricted or repetitive behaviours, interests and activities.

DONALD TRUMP: He's 68 years old?

PERSON X: Yes, he's 68 years old.

KANYE WEST: And really, the reason why they imprisoned him is because he started doing positive for the community. He started showing that he actually had power, that he wasn't just one of a monolithic voice, but he could wrap people around. So there's theories that there's infinite amounts of universe, and there's alternate universe, so it's very important for me to get Hoover out because in an alternate universe I am him, and I have to go and get him free. Because he was doing positive inside of Chicago just like I'm moving back to Chicago and it's not just about, you know, getting on stage and being an entertainer and having a monolithic voice that's forced to be a specific party. You know, people expect that if you're black, you have to be Democrat. I have a – I have conversations that basically said that welfare is the reason why a lot of black people end up being Democrat. They say, you know, first of all, it's a limit to amount of jobs. So the fathers lose the jobs, and they say, "We'll give you more money for having more kids in your home." And then we got rid of the mental health institutes in the '80s and the '90s, and the prison rates just shot up. And now you have Chi-raq, what people call Chi-raq – which is actually, our murder rate is going down by 20 per cent every year....................

her midget chebs are sexy

I just talked to the superintendent, met with Michael Sacks, that's Rahm's right-hand man. So I think it's the bravery that helps you beat this game called life. You know, they tried to scare me to not wear this hat. My own friends. But this hat, it gives me – it gives me power in a way. You know, my dad and my mom separated, so I didn't have a lot of male energy in my home. And also, I'm married to a family that, uh, you know, not a lot of male energy going on. It's beautiful, though. But there's times where, you know, it's something about, you know – I love Hillary. I love everyone, right? But the campaign, "I'm with her," just didn't make me feel, as a guy that didn't get to see my dad all the time, like a guy that could play catch with his son. It was something about, when I put this hat on, it made me feel like Superman. You made a Superman – that's my favorite super hero. And you made a Superman cape for me. Also as a guy that looks up to you, looks up to Ralph Lauren, looks up to American industry guys, non-political, no bulls**t – put the beep on it, however you want to do it, five seconds delay – and just goes in and gets it done. Right now, you gave me the heart to go to Adidas. Because at Adidas, when I went in in 2015, we're a $14 billion company losing $2 billion a year. Now we have a $38 billion market cap. It's called the "Yeezy Effect." And I went to Casper. We had a meeting in Chicago. And I said, "You have to bring manufacturing onshore." And not even shore. Into the core! It's not about the borders, the core of Adidas. And Chicago is the core of middle America, and we have to make middle America strong. So I had the balls, because I had enough the balls to put on this hat. I mean, this Adidas thing made me a billionaire, and I could have lost $200 million walking away from that deal. But even with that, I knew it was more importan.........

>sports bras don't give you much to look at
as a staunch supporter of the itty bitty titty committee, makes no odds to me

Celts in
Anglos out

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took a gander at /ausnz/ as i need a new audience for my gimmicks, but there's barely an aus or nz flag in there. what gives?

There isn't a too low because you're both gay anyway

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Who is there instead?

But even with that, I knew it was more important for me to take the chance of walking away from that deal than to have no fathers in Chicago, with no homes. And when we do have prison reformation, for no – because it's habilitation, not rehabilitation, because we didn't have the abilities in the first place. We never had anyone who taught us. They didn't teach us. And exactly: "We didn't have no one that taught us," right? So it's more important than any specific deal, anything, that we bring jobs into America. And that we provide a transition with mental health and the American education curriculum that Jim has worked on, Larry Hoover also has a curriculum that he's worked on. We have Montessori curriculums that we worked on. WeWorks has a beautiful curriculum. The Waldorf establishment has a curriculum. We have meditation. There's a lot of things affecting our mental health that makes us do crazy things, that puts us back into that trap door called the 13th Amendment. I did say "abolish," with the hat on. Because why would you keep something around that's a trap door? If you're building a floor, the Constitution is the base of our industry, right? Of our country, of our company. Would you build a trap door that if you mess up and you accidentally, something happens, you fall and you end up next to the Unabomber? You end up – you've got to remove all that trap door out of the relationship. The four gentleman that wrote the 13th Amendment? And I think the way the universe works, it's perfect. We don't have 13 floors, do we? You know, so the four gentlemen that wrote the 13th Amendment didn't look like the people they were amending. Also, at that point it was illegal for blacks to read, or African-Americans to read, and so that meant if you actually read the amendment, you'd get locked up! And turned into a slave. Again, so what I think is we don't need sentences, we need partners. We need to talk to people................

Beta orbiting a flag.

ausnz is the anime hub now

'trophe

I'm keen on respiration

THE LEADERS OF MEEENN

>thanks for having me, midget mum and midget dad!

i got a stiffy from this

I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. I was connected with a neuropsychologist that works with the athletes in the NBA and the NFL. And he looked at my brain, it's equal on three parts. I'm going to go ahead, drop some bombs to you: 98th percentile IQ test. I had a 75 percentile of all human beings but it was counting eight numbers backwards off, there was repeating. So I'm going to work on that one. The other ones, 98 per cent. Tesla. Freud. You know, so he said that I actually wasn't bipolar. I had sleep deprivation which could cause dementia 10 to 20 years from now, where I wouldn't even remember my son's name. So all this power that I get, and I'm taking my son to the Sox game and all that? I wouldn't be able to remember his name – from a misdiagnosis. And what we need is, we can empower the pharmaceuticals and make more money. That's one thing. I've never stepped into a situation where I didn't make people more money. So we can empower pharmaceuticals. We can empower our industries. We can empower our factories. We can bring not only Adidas onshore, we can bring Foxconn and set up a factory in, I think, Minnesota. Fifth-three thousand –

DONALD TRUMP: Wisconsin, yeah. Wisconsin.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAAHAHHAHAHA THAT WAS ALL ONE RANT LMAO THE GUY IS FUCKING SCHIZO NO JOKE ITS LITERALLY ALL GARBAGE AND NOT EVEN RELEVANT LIKE A SCHIZO WHEN THEY JUMP IN CONVERSATION

norweigan, israeli, bulgarian, mexican...

/ausnz/ is empty and all the devils are here

Back from unitoil
Mummy is making lunch

She's not a big girl

Nurses shouldn't be using Tinder let alone inches

>norweigan, israeli, bulgarian, mexican
true blue the lot of them

this is how i feel about my 5'8 dad and 5'2 mum

what a healthy lassie

im going to lose my virginity to a midget

Turt?

Wonder where they get their frame of reference....

what kind of lunch ?

If nurses have a frame of reference for inches you know that it isn't their first rodeo

Not even a leftymong but he really does seem kind of mad when i hear him speak, maybe it's just confirmation bias because of that stupid reality show.

Cara

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That's actually his daughter too. And he and his wife killed their first two kids by mixing different kinds of dwarfism together

i accept that im not good enough for the hottest girls but why isn't it possible that i could just enslave myself to them without coming off as creepy?

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Good thing they kept trying

Macaroni cheese

Calling a child a midget doesn't hold up in court

>can't use the toil-et because the cleaner's in there
gonna piss on the walls

Applied for me unis lads

no i am 5'8 with a 5/10 face at best
turt is content with being 5'6 because he's a 9/10

Trump is a zionist
What does lefty have to do with it? Trump supporters are useful idiots just like the lefties they hate

For me, it's the NDIS

*kneels and opens mouth*

paid someone £95 to write my personal statement, was 2 weeks ago, haven't heard back from him yet

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bit much for a lunch.

Thought Australians were tall
Every Aussie I’ve met irl has been a manlet and every poster I’ve seen lost their height here has been as well
Is it all a lie propogated by your tourist board?

im normal height

anglos in general are a small, narrow chested people

Hehe
Wrote mine myself and my senior tutor said it's one of the best personal statements they've ever seen

>he's a 9/10

I got special consideration for having autism and got offers from unis

i don't know what to tell you
i'm 5'8 but i feel shorter than every other male my age
majority of my friends in school towered over me

Australians are Celtic

FOLC

Same I'm 5ft 8

sue

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Hello retard

DOMMY RABBISON

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All I really wanna do is have a girlfriend who has slanty eye

Hey boyos, is Snowdonia worth visiting?

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Special consideration? Big fan
Personal statements? Nah

Literally did nothing wrong

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sad insecure little man

The Lachlan Scholarship Fund

>Cancer is so expensive to treat that 42% of patients deplete their entire life's assets to afford treatment within the first 2 years, according to a new study. Patients faced higher likelihood of asset depletion with worsening cancer, continuing treatment, and increasing age.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE

god bless the united states of america

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Remember when I accidentally insulted a midget at school. He told me he was in year 11 and I told him he had to be in year 7 because of his height (genuinely believed he was a year 7). He told me to shut up or else he'll bash my head in and ever since I have not trusted anyone below 6ft on principle