Bart season for the next week, then moon

Insider here (unironically).
Just found out they're planning to Bart us up and down around 7500 range for the next week.
This is their accumulation phase. It shakes out the last weak hands and liquidates degenerate margin traders.
This will be followed by a humongous green dildo at the end of the month (like the one we saw on 12th April).
The green dildo is the signal for markup phase to begin. During this wave (wave 3) they will push us to 13K range.
Then another dip to 10K range (wave 4) and finally back up to 18K (wave 5). This has all been planned out since last year.
I know you won't believe me, but this is not a larp. Use this information wisely, and screencap this thread.

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Your thoughts on chainlink?

Neat, thanks. I don't believe you but we'll see, I'm fine with BTC being 3k or 30k.

but this is a wave 4 right now

Yes Bogdanoff

Insider here (Unironically)

Just found out OP gets raped by his wife's son on a bi-daily basis. He's planning to make OP sit on a butt-plug till his anus is roughly the size of a hubcap before ramming it home. I know you won't believe me, this is not a larp. Use this information wisely and screencap this thread.

>whales
>using elliot memewaves
top kek, stay poor pajeet larper

I believe. bump

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This happen every start of June

Sorry, I have no info on Chainlink.

>He doesnt know that butcoin has followed a huge elliot wave macro ycle since 2011

Watch the 6th.

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Thanks

Actual insider here

You’re all in for the worst summer of your lives. Watch the red dildos coming up soon and learn

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>Just found out they
(((THEY)))

Non larping insider here
Look into FACE

Actual insider here (unironically)

Congratulations to those holding Stellar in the next few weeks once the market takes its first leg up

realest insider here (unironically)
the other insiders suck cock

Dont take my words for it, just follow Stellar closely the coming weeks. You dont have to buy anything, just watch and come to your own conclusions. Top #10 will be re-arranged before summer to mirror real world use. Gradual shakedowns will hit others hard. Notice that Stellar only moves up. Again, dont trust me - watch it yourself.

user, they're actually pretty predictable. That's kinda what I think we're all expecting anyway.

Somehow I think OP isn't lying

OG insider here

OP is a faggot larper.

craig wright here (aka: satoshi), I'm selling all my coins for bitbean at 9pm

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The most "real world" seems to be VEN. Thoughts on that one?

Thank you, Lord Kek.

Going all in

fuck you all, you're gonna get BOGGED

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