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Now I have matured into wanting to marry a giantess and turn her into a nonstop baby manufactory.

>fat
>some tim tam joke
hmm not sure she should be creating the association

what does she smell like?

Wait, so you've got to pass a written test before you get to drive the actual car?

what's she like?

Just passed mine earlier this week, just repeat the practice tests over and over. The only question i got wrong was because i was on autopilot and answered as if a give way sign was a stop sign.

Would see to it that she gets a good ploughing

yes in my state at least

matched with a fit french girl taller than me
reminds me of paris
will send her a message

yeah my blood's so mad feels like coagulating
i'm sitting here just contemplating

What goes on in the psyche to cause this fetish?
I like a smoll woman. That is either my height or smaller. Preferably slim so I can absolutely toss her around on the sack you know?

do you put your height in your bio?

don't know any girls taller than me

yeah i failed by one both times but was already embarrassed by being older than 16 and obviously that just got worse

wanting chad sons

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what's a good time to call it a week on a friday afternoon that won't make it look like i'm taking the piss?

Having her legs wrapped around me, like I'm just a carrot and she's squeezing every last bit of juice out of me.

I'm 5'6 take a guess

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got a couple mates coming round mine later to go chippy and play a board game

youtube.com/watch?v=HGMePSbHkb4

>What goes on in the psyche to cause this fetish?
like all fetishes and paraphilias it's based on either domination or humiliation, in this case the latter

Always thought 5pm was an acceptable time

shut the fuck up freud you spacker

deceitful behaviour

*squeezes the juice out of a carrot*

majority of people pass it easily first go its not much of a hurdle

I'm 26

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any wuthering heights man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs

I was friend with a few lads who had taller than average mums growing up and they tended to be beta.

No wonder you can't pass the test if you can't put your practical knowledge to good use. Here you don't have to do anything other than fill out a form to get a learner's licence

heightists deserve it

any 'cide man in?

Most alpha lads were lads who had hot MILF mums and dads that looked like this

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i'm attracted to females

I'm more of a bush man myself

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right louis, come now and everything's fine; don't come and there's going to be hell, understood?

prefer beer tbf :)

going to get a cowboy tattooed on my sternum because I have a cowboy heart

nice one lad

same but it'll be a neanderthal

are you overestimating it? its just what do the signs mean and who you giveway to
seems like a good idea to make sure kids know that
what caused you to take so long?

stop being such a fucking coward turtle and post her tinder profile

jesus
i'm going to need stitches after that shit

I will never submit to your demands

wouldnt mind sticking my willy in some sopping hole but dont want to deal with everything before and after

Bushes only look good on certain women

i'll take the after i just want to cuddle

i will shag your tiny arse so hard

Maybe. You get all kinds of stuff in our theory test as well as a video simulation where you've got to click on every single potential hazard

lovely digits

Amazing feel when the woman is quite petite and her puss and arse are dramatically physically dwarfed in contrast to your willer when ass up during intercourse
astounding
squeal piggie

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how many have expressed disappointment?

Feel my IQ dropping every time I suck down another glassful of Pepsi Max

guzzle guzzle guzzle

none

>what caused you to take so long?
Was a good excuse to be neet because i lived in the country, the idea of driving doesn't really appeal to me much anyway.
Only did it because my uncle wanted me to and kept asking if i had everytime i saw him.

We need to end radical heightism

hate bottles only buy the cans me

there'll be no internet from 10 in the evening until about 8 in the morning so you'll not be able to do any internet. also i'm going to tell plusnet to disable your laptop, that'll be good won't it louis? that'll be great

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shart arsed

>theres literally a law in the UK that limits pizza size and toppings

can't stop myself

how many have been taller than you (include ones wearing heels)

i am louis. we are all louis.

Reckon the janny speaks like Eric Hitchmo

>mfw i'm right-wing

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pet rock is getting absolutely mashed tonight lads :D :D

*raises paw*
I'm not louis

lol really?

daily reminder that poverty could be erased in 6 weeks but Big Charity will never let it happen

Mum hasn't washed the sippy cups

Is there? At least we don't see it as one of our 5 a day fruit and veg

is there anything more pretentious than a southerner

the father in that situation was quite reasonable.

"expressed" is the key word here

Shut up you absolute sad case

>the idea of driving doesn't really appeal to me much anyway.
same. i daydream involuntarily so much im pretty sure it'll result in me crashing

sue

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most have been taller than me
that's my type so to say

are there any bigger chips than the ones on northerners' shoulders

has sue had a nose job?

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Northerners are anti-intellectualism

both lucky (at the time) and unlucky (in the long term) that ive never lived with my father

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lol how is it sad the pet rock is going out with the squad tonight?

you're fucking sad.