/nor'easter/ - northeastern US and the Maritimes

I have a snake in my pants

Only 19 days to Halloween friends.

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basking in the sun like a snake

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like the idea but I hate the stupid plastic shit and door-to-door candy stuff
might go visit some ancestral graves for the day or something

Wait til All Souls to visit ancestral graves. You get an indulgence.

oo-oo oo-oo
monkey want a banana?

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No I’m from the deep south, just always thought pumpkins were based
One of these days I’ll make a trip to NE, probably not in Fall though

Do southerners not see pumpkins often?

Only way outside of town

But I did drop some pumpkin seeds under a magnolia tree last year and this year a few started growing in the front yard

Do you not decorate with them leading up to Halloween?

xD

How cold is it up there right now?

Here in the South it was fucking HOT all day everyday, then this hurricane hit the gulf coast. Instantly the weather turned into winter like someone flicked a switch. Miraculous.

it feels very nice here low 60's and it'll be cooler this weekend
VERY windy and nice

Raining right now, and my chickens aren't happy about it. The ducks and geese however are loving it.

Chickens are retarded, possibly the biggest retard of the bird world (no offense to chickens)

I agree, they're not smart.

It’s low 60s in Alabama too
Immediate 25-degree temperature drop because of the hurricane, I dunno if it’ll stay

domestic turkeys literally drown in rain because they look up

good thing tyt records their show indoors

Been mulling over this post and still don’t follow

Tyt is The Young TURKS like from TURKEY lmao

*tells you this is a good joke*
*does not actually think it is a good joke*

this is a funny joke and you're basically awful

Matched with this

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I wonder if people would get mad if I made a retard-faced jack o lantern
There’s a bunch of SJWs in my neighborhood

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>domestic turkeys literally drown in rain because they look up
Do you even own turkeys? They're not that fucking retarded.

I've a huge cock

Jersey Giant?

yeah

ALRIGHTY

Going to jerk off and drink yuengling Black and Tan when I get home

really fucking cold where I'm at

Are you on a mountain or something

Always wanted one, but Jersey's are rare here in Nova Scotia.

Love the Beatles! Greetings from Sweden!

nah just the fingerlakes

I’ll let you see mine sometime

Are all the leaves fallen by now?

not a ton yet, older trees are falling like crazy and the long road i'm looks really nice with the green yellow mix

Wait. Are we talking about penis' or roosters?

Which one do you want to see?

Honestly, the rooster. No offence buddy, and don't take it meanly, but I nut to Quebecois.

Haven’t got a rooster
Don’t know where you got that idea

what

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/brit/ is a cope

Beaver?

Signs of them yes but no dam nearby.

got a beaver that visits my backyard almost every morning, he's a huge fucker too

Maybe it’s like masturbation for some loser homeless beaver
Like freaks playing video games to feel accompished

Beaver? Backyard? Hahaha

not ENTIRELY sure what it was but it was a huge brown thing about the size of a small dog and it's close to the ground

Did it have a beaver tail?

Drove all the way from Burlington VT to Middlebury vt and the scenery looked exactly like what the cherry picking larpers post

looked like it, next time he's out there I might try and get a closer look. he's fat and doesn't seem like he can go too fast anyways

You should fuck him up so he doesn’t eat your trees

i got a 22lr to shoot at the squirrels that fuck up my roof every year but I never can bring myself to go out and shoot them, a mix of laziness in the morning and empathy i guess

..and then the Canadians says let me see your Jersey Giant!

blamp

so how about the niggers?

is this an episcopalian or presbyterian general?

hey i'm the one you were talking about starting this thread with earlier
i'm here lad

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Presbyterian
limp-wristed Episcopalian rich boys have to keep on walking

Good edition. Good job Yank.

hey
thread is going decently I think

not a fan of this thread or balkanizing in general

/cum/ is shit and I've no reason to post in /dixie/, /brit/ is ok but I honestly just like the humor and posting style more so than posting with a bunch of brits

>/brit/ is ok
>/cum/ is shit

absolute faggotry

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I used to have a mate, I was 14 he was 16, we were attached at the hip practically, who was 2 years older than me and girls would always go for him for obvious reasons. Fucking uggo girls wouldn't settle for me when he was around and he had no interest in them. When I stopped hanging around him was when I lost my virginity literally within days.

So I basically realized that if you're in a group of men and there's someone who's taller or more chadified (he's a fat cunt now and shorter than me) the girls all go for the best looking guy. What does tinder mean for this lineup problem? I've had a hermit period and girls are harder to talk to the last time I was an outdoor person. Is it because they're all on Tinder and know there is someone better looking/richer than me on offer?

I could get my willy sucked by the new girl just because I was the best looking in a group of mutual friends. Am I competing with a skynet of chads now or soething

name one (1) good thing about /cum/

oi i thought this was brit i got tricked

the answer is yes
the incels aren't wrong they're just annoying twats and a fair bit of them would just be gravediggers in another generation

>/brit/ is ok
>/cum/ is shit
They're both very, very bad

It's not /brit/

sup Lakota how's the fire water?

Hau, white man
Fire water flows well
Teepee has been damaged from first snow
Will fix next year

You?

>Teepee has been damaged from first snow
same haha

Typical

I'll let New England be, you aught to as well you Mid-Atlantic devil spawn

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This is the first time I have seen this general. I think it's a great idea. New England and the Maritimes shoukd not have to speak with the inferior North Americans of /cum/ (worst general on Jow Forums) or /hixie/

good post

>/hixie/
giggled at that

the bleak never ending prairie has damaged your mind