Chinese or Russian mail order bride

I'm 29 and have never had a girlfriend. I'm planning on getting a mail order bride from China, Ukraine or russia. I am starting a business, and am fairly wealthy, from a rich family, and 6"0 but am very shy.

Should I get a Chinese or Russian wife?

Russians seem to be hotter, but age worse, and are more materialistic it seems like. Chinese women at least seem to be willing to work, of needed too and are willing to cook occasionally.

Filipinas seem to just be the ugliest race of asian on the planet, and Colombians are just too retarded to domesticate...

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>Chinese or Russian
No difference

> I'm rich and tall and handsome
> I can't find a white gf


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm a hunchback schizophrenic

Get a Russian and lock her in the basement. If complain too much, pic related.

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>Russian mail order bride
Is it really still a thing?

I prefer to be nice to her and convince her she needs breast implants

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Lmao, we live in wonderful country, everything is possible here. Id call it country of possibilities. In some regions even slave workers are still a thing.

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Chinese is probably better. Slavs are notorious gold diggers and whores.

Get a Vietnamese one.

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wait for robots

Force her to do MBTI test. The only good wife material types are ISFJs and INFJs, maybe INFPs. Everything else belongs to the trash can.

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>women who marry foreigners for money in order to improve their economic conditions
literally a whore and gold digger by definition, it has nothing to do with le ebin slav maymay. Go sell your sister's holes for a sandwich you greasy unibrowed incel.

1. they won't love you
2. everybody will think you're a fat freakish loser (and you probably are if you're even thinking about this)
3. once they get a green card they'll divorce you and take all your shit. And I'll be outside the courthouse cheering them on.

these are subsets of the following:
they'll know you're weak and will eat you alive for it, just like any other person would have. Only these women won't have anything to lose and alot to gain and you'll show vulnerability to them merely adding to their weapon arsenal

don't do it.

Wrong mail order wives are more successful marriages than other types of marriages nowadays.

You'll most likely get divorced by a western roastie you "love"

>they won't love you
Neither the local ones. So whats the difference? I also strongly recommend to pick Ukrainian one. The Russian whores are well-known within their hatred towards men.

>Filipinas seem to just be the ugliest race of asian on the planet
Look for the non-chinked one then.

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I would not marry chink.

If you can't get gf why do you think getting foreiginer one is easier?

Just accept your wizardhood and become dead inside.

t. 32 year old kissless virgin

If you buy a wife you are 99.999% sure that she's going to be a gold digger who will fuck hotter guys behind your back and stay with you for purses and shoes. If you want a quick fucc rent a hooker

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>rich and stupid as fuck
Wow, you have many chances to take a bride from the poor shithole like my one.

>letting your wife work

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Say, theoretically speaking, if you don't care about bringing her going out, could you just keep her to leave to not have to bother with giving her freedom?
I have no idea how this works but I assume if you're not married yet when she comes out of the plane she's in a situation where your country doesn't have a file on her (well maybe a passenger one) and her home country won't report a disappearance for obvious causes.
If you don't fuck up colossally and link your purchase to her flight by buying the tickets yourself and don't send her on the streets you could keep her home as a totally unregistered human?

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One of my neighbours has a mail order Eastern European bride. Not sure if she's Russian or not, but yeah the guy is like 57 and hideous, and she looks about 28 - 30 and really attractive. They constantly go for walks around the neighbourhood so I see them a lot

How do you even find one?

he never mentioned being handsome

human trafficking websites on onion browsers most likely

My dad married a Ukranian mail order bride. She works 60+ hours a week cleaning at a hospital then comes home and does almost all the cooking and cleaning there. According to my dad you have to be able to read the semi-coded language on the bride websites. Anything mentioning success, western men, and travel means she is a gold digger. If they talk more about being lonely and wanting love, they might make a great wife. Location matters too rural brides > urban brides, age also, a hot 28-35 year old is a lot more likely to be a good wife than a gorgeous young eastern euro.

There is a lonely girl in Siberia.

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Just use google obviously. I think you guys are confused about what a mail order bride is. You aren't actually buying a wife and you don't even need to have a lot of money. My dad is a truck driver and is on his 2nd "mail order" bride.

rosebrides.com/ukrainian-brides.html

Is this a good website?

Good for what? For finding a wife? I have no idea, it's just the first website that came up on Google. They are all basically the same though.