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shant

nice

I'm not comfortable with the idea of Naked Attraction due to my penis size

SOMEONE MAKE A BRITISH CULTURE NEW

whats wrong with that dog?

who dat

its not good

Mad that my fav pornhub creator has 500million video views.

So many loads cranked out to her

was talking to a girl yesterday and she had the hairiest arms ive ever seen

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door, I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black

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cringe

imagine all of that ball batter in a pool haha
and your bully made you swim in it :x that'd be gross!

this but phimosis

women can get 3/4 of the way to cumming without any physical stimulation at all.
Christ, some of them even without it.
that doesn't mean there is not a particular technique to properly stimulating the inside of her box.

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broke up with the gf because her bully button is an outie and I never noticed it before

I'm too ugly to be this shallow yet I cant help it.
Outie bellybuttons are fucking disgusting.

Dave

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

you dont understand though im arguing that there is no special "spot". its all technique and how long you last and how you act

Probably finished for the series

What symbol is the guy left of mosley wearing?

homealone has nothing to live for now that naked attraction is gone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

is home alone the worst poster/gimmick in /brit/story?

rhythm is key
>how you act
well obviously

how do i stop being a virgin freak?

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only had 4 episodes it can't be over that would be ridiculous

no

Too many complaints about nudity made against it.
Seriously though, ofcom gets at least one complaint a week about it

CHEBS

youtube.com/watch?v=Pxns_n9q0f4
this choon is on the brink of reaching number 1 lads

lad NA has been gone for like a month, if all I need to finally leap the final hurdle was its disappearence you would be happily rid of me many weeks ago

Don't trust or like jews lads

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prozzie

looks like a skull with two crossed fasces

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doesn't count

put willy in fanny

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Where do you draw the jew line?
1/4 jew?
I don't trust a 1/4 jew.
1/8 jew?
I don't trust an 1/8 jew either.

bit pathetic really

Ugly dumb normoid scum

yeah that's why I always say I only have 3 notches (because prozzies don't count)

seething virgin freak

cannot fathom working during the weekend

good lad, i do the same

Woad? Love it

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Sex havers should be put in chains

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Looks about right, thanks.

That's Ian Hope Dundas, he was the BUF's liaison to Mussolini's Italy but I've no clue about the badge.

What do you do at the weekend?

New York, New York

sex havers should be forced to become virgins again and try to lose it. bet they couldn't do it, impossible to lose your virginity after 18

I must admit though, although about a year ago i was disillusioned and bored with hookers I'm starting to find the high-end escort thing more appealing these days.

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yikes

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it makes sense

Which is why you should be recycled if you don't.

when was this posted? wtf is clubrep wars

1 hour ago

can't bring myself to waste that much money
for me it's a £30 15 minute quickie with an eastern european that's likely a victim of human trafficking

key words being "high end"

Judge is such a fucking Chad despite being a creatura

Proof that height is everything

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cool style

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not british culture

why is their twitter posting about nonsense instead of when the next episode is coming?

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>On the whole, admiration is a better start for biography than dislike, and Waterhouse paints a picture which puts the reader on Grey’s side. He conveys the sadness, loss and isolation amid the advantages of Victorian high birth. Grey lost his father when he was 12. He loved his wife, Dorothy, and she loved him, but she seems to have refused him all sexual relations.

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Looks like a lion and fasces on closer inspection

based youf lads

do you support the stankies or just have a hard on for Judge?

I'm not an "escort guy" at all. But I payed 150 to 2 hundo an hour a couple times to shag these junkie whores that were alri but somewhat munted.
Decent bodies, munted faces.

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You're not a nice person, are you?

pretty windy outside lads

The series finished so they use the account to promote other shows. You'd have heard them say 'last of the series' if you'd bothered turning up for the last episode, which I distinctly remember you didn't because it was a queer episode and we all poked fun at how you'd have loved it.

>women will like you when you're successful, bud.

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even better tbqh, more British

Loved that ep

i dont support a team but i only only ever watch the east coast teams and i do like the yankees desu judge is genuine superstar status

grim
would cost like 100 an hour here

really want to shag my seminar lecturer lads

We're talking CAD money

why would I love a queer show? I am not a queer. How can it be over after 4 episodes Idno't believe this. Are you really telling me I missed out on important NA canon because I was in switzerland? how annoying.

mind explaining why you've came to a british culture thread to talk about yank nonsense?

terrified of going bald lads

This isn't the real fridaynight imo

The NLDS game 1 tonight should be great.

is this the so called schizoleaf

He's still a whining bitch so what's it matter

clearly