/cum/

this beb right here bruh edition

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tfw no white bf to buy me hormones

come to sweden my friend and i will give you all the hormones a "man" could want

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Have any of your posts ever been posted on reddit?

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No but I post my own posts on reddit

>got a date with a pajeet girl

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based
found a really cute indian girl on "TIK TOK" today
would love to slam her

What is tik tok ive been seeing it discussed more and more lately

it's some shitty chinese app where you can make lip syncing videos with effects lol
used to be called "musical.ly" (or maybe it was a different company idk, they merged recently anyway)

youtube.com/watch?v=kvb6RbIV7t0

I'll download it i'm still confused
It just plays music over the video youre recording and you lip sync to it?

yeah pretty much

if you use tik tok you're a certified pedophile

it helps me connect with the zoomers

urkel 2.0

nonsensical post and you know it

Has my ban expired yet? You post one pic with just a slight tinge of nipple and the mods go full bash the fash.

i might apply for refugee status

also dont call me a men pls

you're too far gone down the pedophile rabbit hole, you're already denying it just like urkel

stop acting and enjoy some dame tu cosita challenge tik toks instead

funny how you're all pretending to have a social friday evening by not posting here

lmao i still know you're LOSERS!

what an absolute dumb fuck hahahaHAHAHHAHA

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anime editions are not valid
we have to take a stand against autism

unless janny makes up his mind this is the only legitimate thread

Lots of terrible threads today
I think janny ran out of hot pockets

yes mam

>tfw no mexican gf
youtube.com/watch?v=Jjs2Q4CoKSQ

*bf

>c*stizo
ew

> those criollo feels

:)

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youre a c*stizo not a cr*ollo retard

both are scum either way

i just want a mexican gf to put her love juice all over me and clean me with her soft tongue

not gay, but i find twerking revolting. just makes me think of a baboon in heat or something. anyone share this feel? not gay, honestly.

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same desu, i just looks retarded

yeah it don't particularly like it either.
i mean i'd probably enjoy if the gf was twerking her naked brapper right in front of my dick but other than that i fail to see the appeal

tú eres un mestizo?

ye
it's kind of fun, but I stopped practicing because of that. too niggerish

yes

>practicing

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playing sc2, nice

soy espanol :)

mi ancestros son consquistadores :)

based

おおおおおおおおお

oooo

did they ever fix custom maps? or is it still a dead game and dead community in that regard?

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UGH *OOOOUUHHHGGH*
B-BASED!

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>UGH *OOOOUUHHHGGH*


made me laugh for some reason

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german """humor"""

UGH *OOOOUUHHHGGH*

cringe
based

please save us from that worm

how to acquire black american gf?

spamming/flooding in /cum/? not for long!

Kind of want to buy an Honor 8X.

tinder

looks fuckable.

UGH *OOOOUUHHHGGH*

the absolute retardation of the janny

keeps two /cum/ threads alive but deletes funny UGH *OOOOUUHHHGGH* posts

imagine being a single mother and not even a day near 25 lmao

Imagine

Imagine a world where all men have a GF

was gonna eat some shrooms but it seems like my stash finally went bad

women outnumber men so there's no reason not to have a gf

yeah but a good chunk of those women are hideous and/or obese

i just want to put on some make up ffs

thoughts?

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wow that's gay
callate pinche joto

fucking love Jeb

no, they're all old women, like 60+

in the 15-35 bracket there's about 5% more men than women, natural birth rates favor men by about 5% because traditionally we'd die more often, now with work safety and a lack of wars/whatever else this is no longer the case

at least 5% of men are doomed to be forever alone

In a perfect world hot teachers would fuck all the boys in class

>todos estos maricones sin novios

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gonna try to score some marijuana instead of mushrooms

maybe try scoring some pussy instead haha

>try to score weed

Selective abortions to right this wrong when

gf is at work rn

GET THE FUCK OUT FRITZ
NO ES TU HILO

degenerate

>finally get to move my AC out of my window
>can lay in bed with my head right next to the window again
>tfw waking up a a fall shower

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the world is my oyster
i can post wherever i damn please

thanks you too

this is what I've been saying
or we could do what china did and send the unfavorables to the countryside for cheap labor - which would be even more productive because we'd be sending males instead of females

swedes are so good at making understated products

tfw no white bf

post some

grandma came from her homestate and said i look like a girl

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would you ever think this is a 300hp sportscar and not a japanese tin can?

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yes

oh well. i guess you have to post here?

how about this one

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dont care about cars or europeans

see

*starts a nuclear braplocaust with my butt*

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it looks sportive

your opinion is skewed because the american standard of a high performance vehicle is an absurd looking comic like matchbox design
think mustang or dodge

my car is faster than yours

>Volvo
good choice

that one was a prank
that year looks like a fucking kia, which would make sense because it's made by gooks. That being said, it's still better than a kia. Idk what type of power the 4cyls can put out though
prank'd