/cum/, Canada, USA, Mexico

This is real

remember to follow your dreams

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Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
Kill yourself

Ahhh, the underage figured out what kys means. How adorable.

why would I kill myself when the world is still full of dicks to suck and cute skirts to wear?

Taking my poo break at work

You are an abomination to God and will go to hell when you die

You got me mad now.

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then I'll suck Satan's magnificent cock in hell for the rest of eternity

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Satan isn’t a faggot

>Satan isn't a faggot
You're right. God fucking his son is far more gayer then a Spanish man sucking Satan's cock while rubbing his balls.

how do you know?

redpilled

tfw no white bf who buys me hormones

How do you know that? He strikes me as the sort of guy who would do that just to annoy god.

So which of the /cum/ threads is the legit thread?

This one obviously

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Whichever one get's the most posts.

how small is your dick?

whoremones are gross and trannys are disgusting desu

15cm

Damn, i'm so sorry for you.
Too big to be cute and too small to be impressive.
Just... average, painfully average.

kys

i dont care about my dick desu

>trannys are disgusting desu
Why would you talk about your dad like that, user?

why not? it's the best part of your body, or any, really

Implying large baboon pectorals aren't the greatest feature you can have on your body.

mmh...
nah, I prefer dicks
juicy, veiny, uncut, with a large set of balls that give out a musky scent and with just a tiny bit of pubes

because im not meant to use it

KILL
YOUR
SELF
FAGGOT

Franco didn't do a thorough enough job.

never post again

Spanish bro, you're a twink/gril right? My penis is uncut, not super veiny, around 19cm, average testicles but with a musky smell (or so I'm told), but a fair amount of pubes. Would I be acceptable in you're eyes?

rude!

yeah, i'm salivating just thinking about it

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tfw too autistic to ERP

What’s in Tijuana?

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Whores, drugs and death ( sometimes ).

Are taxis safe?

who uses cartera for purse? I usually hear bolsa.

theres uber there

It also means wallet I think it is Castilian dialect I study

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Are they recommended over taxis?

Not joking, if you're worried about safety Tijuana isn't for you.

Great fucking city though, Spanish can save your life there, literally.

What does it mean if I'm only gay for big black cocks?

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in Spain we use it

What’s in Tijuana all I have heard of is Hong Kong’s and adelietas brothels

you're based and redpilled

yes always

There are a few great brothels, but the streetwalkers can be great too, and MUCH cheaper than the whores in the brothels/clubs. Just wrap that shit up bro no matter what.

are you based and redpilled too?

Are there lots of Americans in the brothels?

gays should be brutally murdered desu

Lads the german is talking by himself in the other thread lol!!

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big italian cocks...

thanks boss, didn't know. Like he said, cartera is usually wallet here, in texas.

Based

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pls post penis

Why is trump's english so easily understandable for a foreigner like me????

He uses large but simple words

he seems a real smart person

Thanks. Love ya, Spain-chan.

yikes

Hes business savvy but not necessarily smart in the traditional sense

>desuarchive is down
shit

I just want you all to know that I love you ( not sexually ) before I tuck myself in for the night.

Except the degenerate Spaniard. Tu madre y padre es avergonzado.

So rude.

sleep well!

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real thread