Countries with Taco Bell

It's fucking blasphemy, but I have this morbid curiosity of trying Taco Bell. I know it's gonna be bootleg tacos, I am aware it's gonna be bullshit, but I just HAVE to know how bad they are...

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jajaja

una puta tostada no mames

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better than fucking dog meat on a soggy corn tortilla.

>tfw have to travel all the way to Spain to eat a delicious taco
feels pretty bad man

Yeah dude but it's got that shitty american cheese and like 3 kilos of lettuce per taco... I'm just curious...

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Cállate puto gringo pendejo

It's weird how portugal is the only province in Spain that doesn't have taco bell.

If it weren't for pot smokers, Taco Bell wouldn't exist.

i don't care about taco bell
but i want to eat hard shell tacos ever since i was a kid watching american cartoons

I don't know why having a Taco Bell would be an accomplishment. If you want a quick laxative, sure.

>If you want a quick laxative
Americans just have a weak stomach. Faggot.

I have tasted it, it's not that great.

Post Turk version

La verdad no saben tan mal, cuando voy a EU voy a Whataburguer, Pizza Hut, Auntie Anne’ ó Taco Bell

theyre messy as fuck, i hate tacos

>i hate tacos
Because you've never tried the real ones.

They're not that good.
The thing I mainly do not like about the hard shell tacos is that there is no corn taste and it is like eating chips. I really don't understand the appeal of hard tacos.

Based. Better than Donalds and burgerking.

Taco Bell in the UK
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taco bell is shit

>none in Mexico

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what the fuck what is this demon
>10M subscribers

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Taco Bell and KFC merged into one in Iceland after the 2008 crash.

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you've never heard of jeffree star?

Wait what, where's ours?

no, looks like an extra from a maryln manson video

I didn't realise we had taco bell

seems to be a lack of mexican cuisine here

Fuck. I hate faggots, why would you post this?

We would just burn that shit to the ground and they would lose money, that's the real reason.

No and why should I care? Homosexuals need to be publicly executed.

nop, should I have?

>be me
>live in norway
>never tasted taco bell in my life
>go to spain with a friend
>late night out on the town, get hungry
>see taco bell is open
>decide to give it a go
>pretty god damn tasty
>best fast food I've ever tasted
Jesus christ why can't there be taco bells in Norway

wait, they don't have pepsi max in the states? it's the best

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you guys need to properly Americanize like us. Plus having stores and malls closed on Sundays is so last century European.

ah yes, another mentally ill homosexual brainwashing a generation of zoomers

reminder Jow Forums is ALWAYS right

cringe tryhard comment
yes. he's been a recurrent internet personality since the 00's

he's now mostly famous cause of his make up line, crazy yt videos and general drama

Shit tastes like chemicals. I prefer the regular Pepsi.

Fuck off faggot enabler.

internet personality where? i don't care for youtube personalities. if i browse Jow Forums and very little else why should i have heard of him

>places with Taco Bell
>Romania
there are literally 3(THREE) taco bells here. Should that even count?

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Why would it not? It's not "Places with at least 4 Taco Bells"

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We innovated and mastered your shitty peasant food

>American expects to be taken seriously
>Anywhere
Lol

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Mexico is SO poor they don't even have Taco Bell

LMAO

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This guyur knowsur what is uppur.

I want Norway to embrace American culture. Europe has been destroyed anyway

well, if you only live in Jow Forums i guess not
he isn't originally from yt, he started off in myspace and then went on to have a music career (that's how i heard of him)

There's also plenty of taco bells in Puerto Rico, this map is totally wrong.

You must have been lucky 90% of the time it's like eating cat food

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>Mexico
Hahhahahhah

Usually post this image in Narutard threads but you deserve this (you)

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We had it for a short time but it failed miserably because nobody wanted to pay 40 pesos for a bad tostada calling itself a taco when you can get 6 tacos for 15 pesos down the street and they'll probably be much better.

comete un taco dorado y ya we

Nobody cares about that shit here

Están bien pinche malos, no estás perdiendote de nada.

they only have them for US servicemen on bases in iraq and germany because for the people living in both countries eating pork is haram

ehhhh not really no you don't

in germany, black soldiers get very hungry for tacos after fucking tight german pussy

In the eyes of a mexican Taco Bell is an expensive bootleg, they failed when they tried to bring the chain here, let me share with you a note in spanish about this topic:

''Taco Bell has branches at Guam, China and even at Iceland but not a single one on the country where the taco was born.

Taco Bell incursions in Mexico started back in 1992, when the company only had 3,700 restaurants, most of them located in the USA. The company made its first attempt with a food cart in Mexico city which served a limited menu of soft tacos and burritos along with Pepsi, the owner of the chain at that moment. Some restaurants opened later near KFC.

The problems where evident from the start. The little authenticity of the names meant they had to be changed. Mexican customers never understood what they were ordering, ''the hard shell taco''-an anomaly in Mexico-was changed to ''Tacostada'', making reference to the texture of the shell which was similar to a ''tostada''.

Obviously, the mexican population didn't ''believe'' what Taco Bell was trying to sell. Carlos Monsivais (a mexcian writer and journalist) said at that time:

>''This attempt to bring gringo tacos to Mexico is like trying to take ice to the Arctic''

In less than 2 years Taco bell closed all its restaurants in Mexico and went back to the other side of the border.

But in 2007 Taco Bell was ready to try again when the company opened a new restaurant in Mexico, the Chicago Tribune wrote that the strategy could meant that the cultural barriers had fallen forever. The expectations were high, after 15 years Taco bell opened a new restaurant in Monterrey.

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In moderation then. More personal freedom, more choices, more career opportunities, more guns. Just not the political hysteria, obesity, poverty and (((diversity))).

In they first restaurant at Monterrey, Taco Bell didn't try to hide how gringo their menu was. French fries and soft ice cream were a success; Steven Pepper, director of Yum! in Mexico admitted that, ''our menu in Mexico is almost identical to the american menu, a quick look is enough to notice that Taco bell is not a taco stand. It's fast food that doesn't pretend to be mexican food''.

Once again the critic was skeptical, Scott Montgomery-managing director of Brandtailers in Claifornia-said, ''it's like if mexicans came here and tried to sell us hot dogs''. The customers agreed. Marco fragoso, an office worker opined that ''Those weren't tacos, just bent tostadas and they are too ugly''.

A food critic wrote for a newspaper in northern Mexico: ''Silly gringos, they keep trying to sell tacos here in the land of Tacos, i'm surprised they keep serving after one year. Are we stupid or malinchistas?'' (traitorous).

Taco Bell closed its restaurants again and the experts told why: Together with the unpopularity of Taco Bell Tacos, the migratory laws were hardened in the USA.

Since then, Taco bell has decided to stay out of the mexican market. Today the idea of Taco Bell in Mexico is even seen as a joke. There is even a fake page of ''Taco Bell Mexico City'' in Facebook with only one star of rating and thousands of comments despising the food chain, one of these comments said: ''ESTOS NO SON TACOS, SON CHINGADERAS'' (THESE ARE NOT TACOS, IT'S BULLSHIT).

The only Taco Bells you can find in Mexico are bootlegs like (pic related). But hey, it's the only case where a bootleg is better than the original.

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Así hiciéramos con las otras empresas gringas

kys

Germany isn't on that list and it breaks my fucking heart

>b-but m-muh le gringos!!!
Yo odio a los Amerigordos tanto como cualquiera, pero si la gente como tú adoptara el estilo de vida que ellos tienen, México sería un mejor lugar para vivir. Puto pendejo.

¿Como ser gordo y consumir como si no hubiera un mañana?

Esto

>implicar que los gordos en ee.uu. no tienen mejor nivel de vida que los "flaquitos" en mexico

Los gordos son en su mayoría la basura blanca, creo que quiere que trates de imitar a los blancos decentes de allá.

No lo sé, no poder ver tu pito porque tu barriga lo obstruye debe ser deprimente.

Pero si ya estamos igual de gordos y el consumismo podría ayudar a las empresas de aquí

Los negros y los latinos tiene mayor tasa de obesidad que los blancos

MEDICO BLOWN OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why?

la verdad

esto desu

Tried Taco Bell once and it was fast food heaven.
Would love to get fat on it.

Even though Taco Bell is complete shit, I'm honestly shocked that Mexico doesn't have a single one. There should be one in the capital at least. Or a gringo destination like Cancun. Although anyone who would get Taco Bell while on vacation in Mexico should be summarily beheaded.

Dije estilo de vida no hábitos alimenticios, estúpido animal. Y con eso me refiero a no conformarte con mierdas y trabajar duro para conseguir cosas mejores para ti y para tu familia en lugar de
>Puto gobierno por eso estamos como estamos!
O
>Pinches ricos nunca se preocupan por los pobres!
La única persona que debe preocuparse por ti eres tu mismo, los ricos ya trabajaron para tener lo que tienen.

Si buscas "middle class house" en google, esta es la primera imagen que aparece. ESA pinche mansión es clase media en gringolandia.

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The only Taco Bell id go to

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Esta casa parece como sea de un cartoon con los detalles extraños, pero en areas como Tennessee u Ohio no sería muy raro obtener un hogar de este tamaño por una familia de clase media. Pero en California absolutamente no, costaría $1.5 million o algo así.

What the fuck is special about that one? If it's in Vegas and it's a cantina I guess it must sell alcohol but is the actual food any different?

>California
>Literalmente la central de homosexuales y feminazis
¿Quién en su puto sano juicio querría vivir ahí?

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Man I remember in High School there was one fast food place and it was THE BELL and the line at that place at ungodly hours of the night was awful

I dislike their food though, but I had a lot of social experiences there.

>esa comprensión lectora
en ningún momento dije que odiaba a los gringos, es la comida de mierda como mcdonalds o starbucks lo que no tolero.

Holy shit why are mexicants so butthurt about taco bell?

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I don't think I've ever seen one
Tacos are shit though just fall apart
Fuck I want a kebab right now

Why do you think we're butthurt? We're just making fun of the bootleg tacos, we're not actually angry about it.

Sh sh sh it's America's coping mechanism for anything

Ive eaten at taco bell in japan AMA

You're right I'm sorry

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