Culture Pals - /cp/

Reborn Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed) (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Old:????

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Thank god we're back.

My Turkish qt sent me nudes. It made me a happy camper.

damn, I turkish qt told me to fuck off. Than later the day asked what am I doing ayyyy

Hey guys:3
Long time no see

Sounds similar to the behavior of my turkqt

Hey Chilean boomer

hello boomers and non-boomers

your threads are dying
lmao

What's g'wanin

No one had anything to say, so we stopped. Now there's a Canadian that wants to share a story.

slavic qt are not learning french like they use to, i browse their profile i see less and less french learner, whats going on ? are they afraid of mamadou ?

There are all falling for the asian males

Nice job, I'm working on it with mine

Swissanon here. I spend all my time on incels.me now rather than interpals. Should I go back?
There's an Indonesian girl who was very interested in me, but I haven't talked to her in a month. Should I text her?

Ha!

You're all a bunch of Nancys

>Say hello to italian qt
>"how are you typing from an igloo user haha"

it's just not my day

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How do you like my little Incel theory? If you like it I may write a lengthy article and send it to my uni.

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>tfw an entire ocean seperating her vagina and my penis
it ain't fair lads...

Then get a gf in your country, idiot.

all the girls here are vapid NPC roasty drones.

Not him, but canuck girls are fuckin nuts

You're my nancy

tfw incels.me is real
O_O

tempted to ask what color..

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Very surprised you don't already post there

will do that in a year.

Women can't become Wizards

Here is the old

How'd it work out with the hapa

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Hello
>96083585
You could hang out with your Swiss brother and meet his happy hapa

That is the hapa guy

I talked with a canuck. She was overly sexual. way too much. after a week of talking she was telling me she wanted my dick down her throat. She was only 20 btw... then, after our presidential election, she got SUPER pissed when she found out I voted for trump. She yelled at me and accused me of being misogynist and racist. She told me how “we live in a progressive society with potential for socialism” and how we need to move forward and not backwards. Fucking nuts. I’m glad I didn’t meet her IRL

Oh! Well in that case, is your hapa still a happy hapa?

>muslim girl mentions how shes curious about Christianity
>thinks marrying a euro will get her children blue eyes

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take her to NZ

>messaging Turkish girl
>mention something about Greece
>she stops responding
Hmmmm

They are still sore about Cyprus

cringe

Should have met her and throat fucked her and nutted in her butthole while going on about how great Trump is lmao

How to rebound from a long term qt telling you to fuck off? ;_;

2 problems

1. My sister is getting fucked by her boyfriend right now, the door is open and she's moaning super hard
2. She's moaning in Japanese

fuck's sake save me

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Join them

you take a break.
if you try while you're pissed off, you're just going to sabotage yourself.

>She's moaning in Japanese
?
You mean the jap screeching?

Better than having to hear your own brother fuck his ugly ass flip tranny boyfriend in the shower one day. Literally threw up

>flip tranny boyfriend
the upside is that said flip tranny won't get get preggers

Yeah, the guy's Japanese and she's a huge weeb.

No but he still tricked my brother into a visa marriage. It got annulled once my parents found out and now the tranny retard is still living here illegally. god I fucking hate flips

>she's a huge weeb.

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wait he still living in your house?

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My brother? then yes, my parents threatened to kick him out if he didn't get an annulment. The tranny lives god know's where, he was living in my brother's car for the longest time until my parents made that stop. Mom threatened to have the flip deported too lmao

how old are both of you and why are you still living with your parents?

He's 21 and I'm 22. I'm saving money for my own place right now while I'm working and he's a fuck up that couldn't finish college and is just being a bum right now and working shitty jobs

>tricked my brother into a visa marriage.
how is this even possible?

both of you sound like massive fuck ups if you aren't in school, although the tranny fucker takes the cake.

Sucks for your parents though.

My brother is a dumbass is how that's possible.
I finished school though. Just poor right now and owe quite a bit in student loans, so I have to live at home. No bully pls

curious, how did your brother came in contact with him?

honestly I have no idea and never asked because I didn't want to know that shit. I know he has met both guys and girls online to have sex with and do drugs and shit with

*sniffs* yup, it sure does smell like virgin here

t-takes one to know one?

Such a beta virgin response...

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*dabs*

Wake up

I woke up. What now?

>can't get girlfriend irl due to afraid of intimacy and social phobia
>get online gf
>they eventually want to meet up
>panic and cut contact
>repeat
anyone else has this behaviour?

>online gf

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online gf, cutie, waifu, call it what you want. no bully pls

She took a plane to Switzerland and didn't want to meet me at first because she thought she was too fat. She wanted to starve herself first. I told her that I'm unsure if I can commit. I've never been in a relationship before and I don't have a social life.
Now she's an aupair in a place near me and she has been ignoring me for a week.

so what now?

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>She wanted to starve herself first
sounds like a nutjob desu

I would like to know too. In her last message, which was a week ago, she said that we should skype and she would show me her new room and share her experience as an aupair. Why would she ignore me for a week?

Hey guys, don't tell the janny but I've technically got a ban here

Du måste fan testa att träffa någon. Du kommer att ångra dig senare i livet.
Tjejer är fan minst lika osäkra om ibtw mer under ytan. KÖR PÅ.

reported desu :^)

Same for you :^)

Just taken a natty shit

Pics?

Lmao

she was too much of a handful tho. I don’t think I would have liked being around her. She told me she wanted me to give her piggy back rides in public. and that she may snack on my food when we go out to eat (meaning she will take a bite out of my sandwiches). Not fucking cool.
Woah! I thought she was living with you?

Flushed it already

Was it one of those shits where you can’t believe you just pooped that much?

>She told me she wanted me to give her piggy back rides in public
Was she small?

was she a qt at least?

she was short
Yes she was qt. But like I said, too much of a handful. She very much was about public display of affection. like she said she would want to make-out in a park and she also wanted to try having sex in a plane while going on vacation. That’s too much. I don’t like PDA. the most my qt and I do is hold hands in public.

>panic and cut contact
If you've gotten to know the person, just say you're nervous.
If the person wants to meet irl, i dont think saying you're nervous will make the person hate you. Chances are the person already guessed you're somehow awkward around people.

Mfw one of my profile pics I'm wearing a japanese imperial flag t-shirt and a butthurt korean tells me that I'm a nazi because of that and accuses me of being a sympathizer of japanese war crimes

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>calling you a nazi
>Italian flag
>not calling you a fascist blackshirt

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In that case she would have been right though

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Guys where should I go on holiday for 5 days next month?

Minsk? Meets some qts

it's not that I'm nervous about meeting, I just really don't want to meet. Just thinking about it makes me anxious beyond words, I just want to keep it online

just so you know, after the first 5 minutes of meeting it goes away. I’m very anxious person, and I’ve managed to meet 4 qts IRL from Interpals. It’s worse right before you meet. But once you actually meet them, it feels as if you’ve known them for a while

I don't think I could ever do it desu

once you know them well enough via online, when you meet in person you already know them. so it’s not weird. You just act like you know them, because you do. So you just continue where you stopped talking online. You don’t have to do introductions or anything, you already know them. You just say “hi!” And go do what you had planned

>I just want to keep it online
Human connection is good too.
But I understand why online stuff seems better.
I guess you'll feel different eventually.
Anyway, I feel bad for the people you cut contact with without explaining why.
I guess it happens to everyone.

No that was a troll.

Why don't I get replies from qt's? I also visit a lot of profiles, but the only viewbacks I got are from faggot looking males and an Italian milf. :(