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t.tarquin darcy bogglesthwaite-d'fartseville

Jow Forums:
>russia
they are ok
>estonia
very cute, our brothers
>sweden
despite of our daily banter, i like them a lot (even the cephalic index guy)
>norway
very laid-back people. can't hate them

IRL:

>russia
i don't trust them and i wished they didn't come here
>estonia
my only interaction with them is when i visit Tallinn to buy beer/booze, so i guess i'm okay with them
>sweden
i don't really think or talk about them, unless something big happens in there or if i hear someone speaking swedish in public
>norway
i have never seen any norwegians here in finland and i don't really think about them either

>i know what you like and don't like

No. I despise every country that isn't the USA

I only love the green countries.

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I'm a working class Irish-Englishman
you have no real reason to hate norwegians, you are the same
there is definitely no way I would be able to tell the difference between a swede or norwegian without being told

>Canada
been there a few times the people are usually cunts but there comedically minute on the international scale so its ight
>mexico
i like em. the us gives them more shit than its worth. i really like Hispanic culture and i feel that investing more money into the mexican economy could make it a real powerhouse and a great ally
>Russia
fuck this place. literally russians have never been able to act like civilized people
>Caribbean
nice place. good for vacations

sweden is cool and so is norway. estonians are bros but their russian diaspora keeps committing crime here. russians in russia are cool.

Not bad I suppose
I voted for brexit but I still like the idea of a strongly allied western europe
I just don't think the slavs belong with us

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yeah our size and globalist tenancies keep us apart but i'm happy we still have a great relationship at the end of the day

besides, a significant amount of norway's fund is invested in britain so if we suffer you will too

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>I voted for brexit

That truly saddens me.

You and the irish are the same

i agree mate, this might offend over brits but i literally said in that post i'm an englishman with irish heritage

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Yes, help from our neighbours and huge donations of money and culture from our neighbours is the only reason we're an actual country and not murdering eachother in war paint and believing in caveman oogabooga shit as gods still.

sorry mate, germans are alri but we have nothing in common with poles

>we are literally full
come to scotland fuc boi we are literally empty

Fuck France
Fuck the mountain jews
Feel neutral for Austria
Neutral for Slovenia and Croatia, just wish they still didn't have their tits up for Trieste
Montenegro is just a piece of Serbia, and i'm ok with Serbia
Fuck Albania
Love Greece

you jock cunts love inviting people but they end up staying in england

It's not your fault.

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brexit doesn't mean we hate europe the EU is cancer and is strangling all of europe.

not my problem, we get the browney points and you get the brownies that's the deal

Everything bad that happens in Europe is our fault.

I wish brexit didn't happen or just get it over with already so I don't need to hear about it any more.

this

norwegians are snobs who look down on swedes. not just in a banter way but seriously. that's the one and only reason I hate them.

if I was talking about meme rivalry, I would mention denmark. however, as you could see, I'm fine with them, even though they also hate us.

deep fried junkie

>do your like the countries that neighbour you
No, not at all

The EU is only only shot at federalizing. Creating a European superstate is our only chance to stand up to and compete with America and China.

I know that feel. The Swiss look down on us in the same manner.

No, sad places

I'm not even completely against the idea of a European superstate but the EU needs major reforms and they weren't going to happen

Nordics of course I love. I will never stop giving them massive amounts of shit when I can, but I feel genuine happiness when things go well for them.
The other Baltic countries I like more as cousins. I rarely interact with them, but I wish them well.

For some reason I never though about just how close we are to Poland. Been playing too many historical strategy games I suppose.

Not trying to start shit. But I though it would be a lot more Indian in there. I'm guessing the Indian places are around the London area if my geography is correct?

>The EU is only only shot at federalizing

I apologize for that American-tier grammar.

stop being pussies. we need to get out of the EU to sustain the UKs future. the EU is evil.

There are a couple of Indian places on that map, and the ones they inhabit are some of the most populous places in the entire country.
The Polish however are literally everywhere.

I don't care, I just don't want to have to hear about "toxic atmospheres" and all that gay shit.

I second this opinion.

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>Greenland
Drunks, but nice.
They hate Danes, but like Icelanders
>Faroe Islands
Like Iceland, but smaller and more religious.
>UK
They're alright, but they are also weak
>Ireland
No real opinion
>Norway
They keep trying to steal my country's history and achievements and pass it off as their own

>The Polish however are literally everywhere.

They breed like 3rd worlders.

lol go fuck yourself, Hans

I will do no such thing.

a lot of the "indians" in the uk are actually from bangladesh and uganda

yes, they are nice people.

uruguay is like a little buenos aires.
brazilians are friendly people
half of the country have paraguayan or bolivian blood
and chile is the most developed nation in this region, so we couldn't get a better neighbour than them

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Whats with the americans in Kent?

>my country's history and achievements

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University maybe? Dunno.

Why do you hate Austria?

>Norwegians are snobs

how?

>slo
fine
>huns
fine
>serbs
ok
>mountain niggs
ok
>b&h
no

>Why do you hate Austria?

It's full of Austrians.

what about the falklands?

'ate frogs

simple as

we pretend that they doesn't exist. and if we do, then the islands belong to us.

>everyone is rich
>swedish guest workers are used for low income jobs
>swedish guest workers are looked down upon

Everyone hates us, and we hate everyone

no

it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll bother

everything in is expensive. we're not rich in our own country.

not gonna say anything bad about sweden or it's people but you don't seem like a nice person

>norway
nice nature, a bit less normie ppl than swedes which is cool
>sweden
I enjoy the banter online, irl they are almost always bros even if sometimes a bit boring, afraid to stand out even more than finns
>estonia
booze and spurdo language. aside from the russki diaspora I sometimes feel they're more finnish than finns themselves
>russia
too much of a monolith to have a single opinion of, pretty much a world in itself containing multiple "nations".

Your point?

britains okay I suppose

>literally the entire country is one big gated community full of gigantic detached houses
>average norwegian works like one month at an oil rig and then takes the rest of the year off
>lol we're not rich

mission accomplished nigel you can come home now

never said we were not rich. I said we're not rich in our own country.

even though we live in a rich country, doesn't that make us snobs

Well, go back where you belong

>Swecuck doesn't understand the concept of relative wealth.
If have like 1000 money and things cost 10, its no different from having 1.000.000 money and things costing 10.000

Iceland and Norway have a strong history together. Gott kvöld, frá Noregi!

living in a huge house and only working one month per year isn't "relatively" rich.

who tf works one month a year?

That's why you don't settle on an isolated island. That way you can abuse the cheaper prices in your neighboring countries and order shit online.

oil rig workers, aka norwegians

I see you've never heard "taxes" or "tolls" before

Why not? They all have their pros and cons and we all have/had beef with them over various reasons but regardless they are good neighbours and cultural friends. That includes France and the UK btw.

fuck france fuck catalonia, fuck portugal, fuck sandniggers

andorra is cool

they work minimum 16 weeks a year and have a 12 hour shift

>they work minimum 16 weeks

16 weeks! That's almost 17 weeks!

yea ik it's unbelievable!

They're not even exclusively norwegian, are they? Pretty sure I know some swedish guys who've done it, or atleast considered it.

I dunno why that user is being a hater.

>Québec
I like them a lot, best of almost everything in North America
>USA
Genuinely can't stand the cunts
>St. Pierre et Miquelon
Lovely people in a lovely little place

based even though we all know you're actually a polish immigrant

I guess poles can be friendly tho

based

well, working 4 weeks a year and having a nice house doesn't really add up (unless you have a rich wife)

I love all my neighbours

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I really like all the Slavic countries we border, Finland and Norway are ok, Central Asia is shit aside from Kazakhstan, Mongolia is based and China can go fuck itself. Oh, and the Baltics are nice but the people there really hate us.

I'm wondering what Russians in general think about Norwegians?

Norway is viewed as this very rich and advanced country and from my personal experience you guys are the nicest to us on Jow Forums out of all scandis.

oh cool! after Norway and Iceland, I find Russia being the most fascinating country. It's like my third favourite country

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Love bongs, hate krauts, simple as

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