What would you do if you become homeless?

what would you do if you become homeless?

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Probably kill myself

Move into a cave and get wh*Te female tourists to come visit and drain my balls.

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I already was for a few months, called a centre where they give you shelter, lived amongst albanians and other african illegals before finally finding a job and getting an appartment

You don't have a family?

He said he's an African illegal.
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Oh. Guess I didn't expect one to be on Jow Forums.

become the next hokage

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Join the narco, this is the land of opportunities.

buy a house

Move in with family.

I'd become a feared vigilante

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your boys the only family youll ever really have

Live in the woods

go to san francisco

heroin

is that a guy or girl?

Winter death.

Go work as a construction laborer and get back on my feet.
Seriously, I don't know how many of those guys I've watched be handed promotions to $16+ an hour just for being useful and not actively drunk or high on the job and they just don't show up anymore after their first decent paycheck and then you see them again a block away from the job site with some "out of werk please halp God bless" sign.

I was born in the bad conditions. Don't wanna describe everything, but. Two and half month ago turned 27 years. The same age guys have 2 or more graduations, parents gave them cars, flats. Of course, with these stuffs they have girls. They have also regular overseas vacations to europe and america. I didn't have parents, money, iphone, car, flat and any foreign trip. Moreover, I live here where temperature -40C' (with such a cold a car's liquids become barely solid). In the same time everybody are happy, have a sex, cars, money. I dunno.
There is the movie "8 mile". Take a look.
It gonna ruin you health.

Go to a homeless shelter, also hit up a church for help. Generally speaking it's easy to avoid being homeless here, at least for prolonged periods of time, if you aren't on drugs and are sane.

>I didn't have [decently well off] parents, money, iphone, car, flat and any foreign trip
Yeah I'm pretty bitter about that myself. Born in the ghetto, but close enough to see what life is like for rich kids.

I don't know how girls are in Russia, but here when you're young and you don't be too picky it's not hard.

Become a farmer, herder, hunter.