Analogue shutdown edisi
/asean/
MKL,
Selamat Pagi!!!!
Morning, what are your plans for the weekend lads?
Why do none of them look Chinese?
pengen ngentot gan
The Winter is Coming
You don't know anything, John Snow
North remembered
Shit OP.
To whom should I pray for winning the lotto?
To Allah or Bathala? God(?) doesn’t want to win.
Pray to the RNG.
Works every time, now I'm posting this on my lambo going to my private plane.
Pray to our lord and savior the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He boiled for our sins.
tengah buat kelakar ke tu
asean mati
Tes
The analogue shutdown will happen in 2020 i think
Ramen!
tess
maayong hapon
>at lil bros primary school for an event
>all the cute lolis around me
frends
Fuck off, pedo.
I miss home so bad bros, the internet here sucks
Panas banget koooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Memek mamak
Hujan
Kontol kuli
hey same as me too bro.
>Went to primary school for lil bro school's event
>All the cute darjah 6 (12 years old) loli is around me
Jesus some darjah 6 kids looks like 15 and fuckable. Why do they develope faster than boys?
Is upin ipin subversive?
Yes . Upin Ipin is whitewashing indonesian culture. Indon kids who watches Upin Ipin is slowly practicing malay culture and Malay slang using our subliminial messages.
wtf is this shit
I was thinking of western/jewish subversion
I hate the vanilla pandan one, don't try the toasted rice and the jasmine ones yet.
BUILD
BUILD
BUILD
>muh 3D rendering
>be Tagalog
>get banned driving in EDSA because single and ugly sex slave worker
>ride the MRT everyday
>enjoyed getting molested by fellow sex slaves on overcrowded full capacity train
>get to work late
>Mr. Lim fires my lazy ass for being incopetent and useless after making it sore
zoomer drink
Tagalogs: We are losing billions daily due to Traffic
Also Tagalogs: *drives recklessly on their expired license and bully traffic authorities when apprehended with traffic violations*
Thank you Du30
Best President ever
>be Bisayan Illocano sex slave
>get banned driving in EDSA because single and ugly sex slave worker
>Rain a little
>get flooded by trash
>too poor to ride the MRT everyday
>enjoyed getting molested by fellow sex slaves on overcrowded full capacity trcycles
>get to work late
>Mr. Lim fires my lazy ass for being incopetent and useless after making it sore
>Toasted rice
>Vanilla pandan
Looks like the 3D rendering is going to stay rendered
lmfao
>be bisaya marcos worshiping whore
>suck the cock of chnks
>chinks doesnt even pay whore fee
best presedent eber!!!
We live in a society.
execpt for Davaoenos and Anime cock suckers in Baguio
they cant even get a train for thier whores
Tik Tok
Time for Tokhang Tagalogs
Federalism is tomorrow
Tik Tok
Tik Tok
Time for Bisayan Illocano sex slaves
Federalism is cancelled yet again
Tik Tok
>tfw no ipoh gf
Is he okay tho
>profusely sweating on his shoulders
>doing a reverse micheal jackson
>instead of turning white he is turning black
whats 3D rendering?
More 3D renderings
Why Tagalog land so full pf BOBOs?
Tagalogs: Inflation is out of control. Duterte do something!
Also Tagalogs: *buy lotto tickets and iphones instead of food*
It means not real just a plan either cancelled or not yet started hence 3D rendering.
And delusional paid supporters and shillers especially from skyscrapper city forums like to brag about hence cringe
>file for candidacy
>submits wrong form
>Dutetards/Marcostards supports this
bobo indeed lmao
Bisayans/illocano/Michlan: Inflation is out of control. Thanks Duterte we singapore now
Also Bisayans/Illocanos/Michlan:*buy lotto tickets and iphones instead of food* or loots stores like niggs
Interesting
>MRT7
>Pnoy/PPP project
>gets made
>Dudut Build Build Build
>Chink pimp money
>gets cancelled
/asean/ was a mistake
Chinks wants more islands.
there is a bus station in Paranque that just opened but i doubt thats build build build
or they can shill for the PNR keks its still a mess tho.
They for sure rigged a spot for him in the senate you can just tell on how much he doesn't care about the formalities.
and his new facebook shill meme page is cringe and jejemon as fuck
Just MKL samefagging as usual. Ignore.
Dutertards and paid marostards shills are now taking the credit for MRT7?
I remember them trashing this a year ago
wtf happene?
Lenovo service center is fucked up if your device isn't under warranty anymore. I tried to buy the keyboard since I fucked it up, but I needed to buy one part (keyboard+touchpad+the upper part of the lower lid) which cost me around 1.7 jt IDR (~112 usd) while I could just buy the keyboard from the net and ask the 3rd party service to replace it for 600k IDR (~40 usd). Fucking hell, mate. In the end I chose the latter, but still it's hella sickening.
Why dont you just use regular keyboard
hujan
The Philippines should create its own car brand, just like Malaysia and Vietnam.
Mami Kawada Lover should lose weight
Cant read
web.archive.org
Is this about a miniature religious war on some little island? Who chimped out on who?
What would Jibby's stand be?
Oh wow that's long time ago.
Maluku islands since Dutch era has been full of christcuck thanks to yurop missionaries. Feel threatened by muslims + unrest political situation basically triggered it.
Toasted rice unironically best variant.
So what's happening
Forced conversions?
Q predicted this
Hypocrisy of bisayan or just Duterte supporters dumb and ignorant and they think our economy is doing great
They think everyone who complains is too poor to buy lotto like them
Federalism or Charter change being rejected by the senate, since it full of corruption and will most likely abolish the senate
3D rendering are most likely going to happen to alot of Duterte's build build build
So the paid shill tries to steal credit
Mhm oke
Nonton AOA nggak, guys?
What the fuck is that?
/asean/ is pretty much dead nowadays. Most anons here are still dealing with political problem in their country.
>Coup d' etat in Indonesia. Prabowo supporters just raid indonesian army weapon armory and killed hundreds of jokowi supporters. Some Indon anons are trying to forget the incident by watching anime.
>In Phillipines, illocanos and bisayans are waging war against tagalogs. Mami Kawada made a post about his friend who got headshot by bisayan sniper while patrolling in cebu.
>Civil war still rages between islamists and degenerates. Ayen and Rozen joined islamic party to massacre traps in KL. Islamist is gaining the upper hand but degenerates and chinks are still holding up in some city like Penang and Ipoh.
Well bros I hope the war ends quickly so we can shitpost again.
*sniff*
Is this a new copypasta?
What pasta? It's the reality. My house still have bullet holes from last week skirmish with DAP rebels.
Choa and friends
For Asian Paragames closing ceremony
Should we tell him, Guys?
yep
The jokowi supporter has risen up, we use homemade Sten gun variant. We bring the banner of anine into the battlefield.
What?
Just watch RT news yesterday. Prabowo is advancing to Jakarta and planning to siege it. I don't think jokowi army is gonna make it.
>My house still have bullet holes from last week skirmish with DAP rebels
Bullshit.
Because regular keyboard is bad.
need a new asean original meme
post qt lubang lelaki (boipussy)
>Mami Kawada made a post about his friend who got headshot by bisayan sniper while patrolling in cebu.
Tagalogs should fear bisayans
Choa was already out of AOA from few months ago
She won't be in closing ceremony
>need a new asean original meme
Fira
>bisayan sniper while patrolling in cebu.
Bisayans are subhuman savages killing each other
that's already stale. not even memorable, unlike the memenose, frenchie and pagpag
Budi
We are already consolidating forces in Yogyakarta. Just like olden times.
But she lives in a society