His “country” doesn’t have a waterfall over 500m tall

>his “country” doesn’t have a waterfall over 500m tall

OH HOHOHOHEHEHAHAHA GOD PLEASE NO MORE MY SIDES

FUCKING FLOWLETS

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>his country doesn't have at least ONE (1) nuclear weapon
fucking warlets

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>his country doesn't get snow in winter
AHAHAHA SNOWLETS

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Hawaii doesn't count nigger

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It’s literally an American state nigger

>his “country” isn’t pummeled by hurricanes and tornadoes on a regular basis

FUCKING GUSTLETS

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Maybe we should conquer Nepal and make it a state too so we can claim that the US has the tallest mountain in the world.

>his """""""country""""""" doesn't have a desert

>his """"""""country""""""""" doesnt have anything built by the most important empire in history, the roman empire

You cant make this shit up

were the modern rome(:

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I’m pretty sure someone somewhere or a museum has Roman coins or artifacts
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>his """country""" has never had a BLACK man as its highest elected official
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING KARABOĞALETS

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>his ""country"" has borders

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>His """"""""country"""""""" touches another.

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>that feel when our country has the superior view of Niagara Falls

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B-but we have Iguazu falls, not as high as 500m but comfy

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cascada de basura
absolutamente ridicula

>His "country" doesn't have geysers
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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sounds like a plan

>his "country" wasn't founded by criminals, frontiersmen, religious extremists, and puritans; all of ANGLO-SAXON stock
Simple as.

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>his "country" isn't a constitutional republic comprised of 50 states and numerous overseas territories

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY

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>'his' country

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