Your country

>cheetah
user loves being cucked

30-40
30yo doomer tho

>Choosing a walking bleeding mucus onahole that drains your money over a ball of fur that can run over 60mph and catch game for you.
I can't always pay some whore like your mom to fuck, but a cheetah pet now thats something

based

Flag.
Is vacuum cleaner counts?
If do then 1.
(not kidding desu)
Also if globe couns too then 2.

Canada
23ish

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2

I wish #1 wouldn’t have happened

I’ve fucked a lot of bois

It's a pun you dip

Can I have a wallaby pls? They are cute :)

these creatures are not for pets, to be discarded and stunted

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But they are so cute

1 and 4 hookers

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So is your mum but she's still trash

17.

Helps when I'm 198cm and handsome desu

0

:(

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2

0000
The smartest creatures have more sexual journey and complexity in obtaining a mate that means something especial unlike smooth brained primates.

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>Impying you arent a Sami runt

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Germania
2

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Chile
0

spen
0

My sister once roasted me because I had 7 gfs
No idea of how many I fucked probably less than 20

Mex
0

What does that mean if I jack off to elf girls

Sami are 140cm on average afaik

No need to be jealous, you'll get it wet some day too (not really)

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none
also never kissed

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2
I'm fine with that because most women are awful and have no hobbies or interests and just expect me to be the interesting one.
It's like they have zero self awareness. Probably because of all the orbiter retards that will do anything for even the most worthless women

Nonexistent

Same.

Fuck off mentally ill filth.

It means youre ahead of the pack. A trailblazer of human mating, after a mate so rare it doesn't exist. You're a patrician in every way.

I got a handjob from a 40 year old. Thats all.

Brazil
137

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Brazil
over 200, mostly prostitutes but a great number was one-night stands

wassup alpha bro

I thought that animals don't count their mates.

>le insert le rascist joke

stay mad virgin incel

Brazil
3

2 of them are prostitutes, the other one was a girl I fucked alongside a friend of mine.
You might think that's gay, but it's not. All we did was a little fist bump while he fucked her ass and I fucked her mouth.

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Eu desconfio que seja verdade, mas vou assumir que seja. De onde você é e o que faz da vida?

0, but might have a shot with this huge assed quadroon girl who seems to want it on tinder

I only do well with black girls, probably because I’m ginger

Why, no? Its a big honour for me to talk with the leader of the troop. And its pretty much normal for a healthy individual to impregnate as many females as possible.

Sou carioca. Trabalho como engenheiro de produção em uma empresa de médio porte.

Brland
1
She was my cutie, but I moved to another state and we ended our relationship.
Now I'm searching for another cutie. To make sweet love to.

United Kingfom and 6
>5 in yu undergraduate and 1 in post graduate who was a a first year
> been with my German GF for a year

That sounds like a neet story are 40+ women easy?

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3 girls only.

I even went through the trouble of finding a picture of each of them (I don't have contact with them anymore) and I ordered them in the order that I fucked them from left to right.

pic related has rates for how well each one of them... "performed" during sex, not how attractive I thought they were.

and of course I'm a moron and forgot pic.
Here it is.

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This. I will never ever get laid again.

>To make sweet love to.
Saying shit like that, you won't.

hope you got checked after the third man

I merely jest. I don't say stupid shit like that IRL.

why are all the hues chads?

lmfao absolutely hilarious because I actually did just that a few months ago.
Results came out clean though, thankfully...

black girls are easy as fuck and I don't take seriously any white man that has to resort to them

United States of America
0.00

Straya
None.

>black girls are easy as fuck
are they?

France.
One, a cute redhead. But now I am alone and depressed.

>redhead
>france

what part of France

USA
1

It should have been 4 but I'm kinda autistic

The Alps,near Grenoble. Not a common sight tho

>Jow Forums has the highest IQ of all Jow Forums boards and everyone is a virgin

Is anyone else a firm believer that there's a strong trend of

higher IQ = lower conscientiousness

in men?
I mean it's not always that way (there are people with 145 IQ that are extremely conscientious), but that's usually the way it is.

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USA
0

I'm probably going to die a virgin, but I don't mind. It's just one of many things missing from my life.

>USA
>10

I pretend like it isn't so, but I really miss 3. It just hasn't been the same since.

>All we did was a little fist bump while he fucked her ass and I fucked her mouth

Not gay at all, props user
Was he actually fucking her in the ass though, I have to know for uh my masturbation

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1 girl(male)

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Arg
1

USA
One

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Brazil
15

How did your dick not get ripped off
ALSO HOW DID YOU FUCK A GLOBE

flag
3

Where can I find French blonde girls?
Normandy?

>3>2>1

Flag
7, 3 of them I fucked for longer than year.
Hahahahaha

I lost count.

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looks like rural brazil

1

usanone

Cunt
1

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>having sex

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