Why do Americans wipe their arse from back to front?

Why do Americans wipe their arse from back to front?

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i don't do that

confucius says; wipe from front to back or else get shit on sack

I thought only Roma women do that.

It feels like the natural movement to me, and since I'm not a girl I don't even have to worry about it getting in my cunt.

>he's got a small mound of shit on the back of his ballsack that has dried and crusted so much it feels as if it's apart of him
Fuck off faggot. You've got a second wave for Bolsonaro incoming.

Because I wipe my ass with my hands (way cheaper than buying toilet paper and you can just wash hands afterwards ) and it’s much easier to wipe doing it this way imo

Russians consider it good luck if your finger goes through the paper.

I use a rag on a stick and its hard to get in there from the front

But toilet paper isn't even one dollar for a roll...

>he's got a small mound of shit on his back that has dried and crusted so much it feels as if it's apart of him

wow just one step away from being a real developed person. You truly show great potential for an american.

The real question is WHY DO THEY DO IT STANDING UP??!!

Is it true that Americans don't wash their dick after cumming?

I don’t. I usually just go to sleep and clean it the next day

I dont wipe at all

That's fucking disgusting

I have a cummy dick right now but I'm going to take a shower later

I gotta get drunk first though

what the fuck is the point of cleaning it immediately? I nut in my underwear and go to sleep. I can always clean the next day

This is fucked up

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No need to if your cut and you don’t use lube. Just wank with two fingers to minimize the friction burn, cum into a sock, kick off your shoes rollover and sleep.

I don't..? Do people do that?

I do

>Because I wipe my ass with my hands
What are you, poo in loo?

SHART IN MART
SHART IN MART
SHART IN MART
LA CREATURA
DE LAS AMERICAS

Don't you get poop on your balls?

Obviously not or I wouldn’t do it, fat head.