I wonder if my dad has a small dick like me

That's above average
Trying to compare with some random chad thunder cock is not helpful and pointless

Do you have a centimeter ruler?

>Trying to compare with some random chad thunder cock is not helpful and pointless
Yes, but it makes me feel inferior. Even if you're slightly above average, there are Chads who will mog you in every possible way.

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Funnily enough, I inherited my big dick from my mom's side.

i walked in on him taking a piss and i wanted to cry.
both at the fact that i just saw my dads penis and the realization thats hes bigger

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>penis mogged by your own father
I'm so sorry, user.

We need more details.

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Just like i will never be 6 foot no matter how much i lift. It's ok tho i'm still jacked
So it's ok user you got a good dick

what's the average height in romania

>So it's ok user you got a good dick
T-thanks, user.

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it's over for you

it was over before it even started

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172 cm (5 ft 7 12 in)
Which is exactly my height

>ive never seen my dad's dick

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Was he erect while taking a piss?

May Gandy bless you on the re-roll!

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I'm a virg though. Not like that faggot that mogs my dick by 0.25cm and has actually had a gf.

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>has actually had a gf.
No, I haven't. I only had sex with her one time.

The only option now is to rape and kill him user, only then you will be able to rest easy.

For me it's a matter of pride. Like even if i never fuck in my life i still have to be jacked and have a big dick. I just need to otherwise i can't function. Must be because i got bullied by older girls or something .

I am extremely inseure about my flaccid length.
If someone saw my flaccid penis, they'd think I have a micropenis.

>tfw iktf

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kys

My dad has a small penis but he has a girlfriend who is obsessed with him, don't let this website make you feel insecure.
Everything is possible.

Not much to it. Mom used to always joke that my dad's dick was small. One night, when I was drunk, I casually brought up to them I have an 8 incher. I then found out my moms dad was a manwhore because he was hung too.

once my dad showed me his dick to teach me how to clean mine

>Be user's dad
>Try to raise your son right
>He has self-destructive behavior because you have a bigger dick than him

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Honestly, despite having sex one time, I consider myself a virgin.
The sex was ~7 minute duration, shirts on, condom on, missionary only. It was pretty much just like jacking off.

In greek sculptures representing the perfect man, he always has a flaccid small penis because in greek culture big/erect dicks represented the dumb and vulgar wich is kinda true since it means more blood is going to your pp instead of ur brain

That sounds very unpleasant. I would much rather edge by myself while watching asian porn desu

wth
why are romanians so small?

>he's never seeing your dad's penis

i have tiny penis thanks to my central asian ancestors

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