/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

/dakota/

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Have some work to do but would rather do it later.

Do it now you lazy coastie shit
You can slack off when you're in Hell

but he's already in california?

Ordered my business cards. That count?

If you have work and you can do it now, then do it.

Nah.

Typisch

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don't speak in that tongue with me young man

Thank you for posting in a Georgian thread

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Texas actually used to have newspapers in German and shit. WWII came around and German became the "language of the enemy", kind of put a damper on it all. There's still a dialect called Texas German spoken by a few hundred IIRC.

It was much more than just Texas

Gonna mess with texas

Fuck it I'm lurking and need to use the sea elves
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Sure, but Texas was and is the only Southern state to have its own dialect of German.

>texas
>southern

stfu homo

@96095066

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This guy is a commie but good story

@Brit
Leave

accept my refugee status

Anglo-Saxons welcome

Did a trip to the bakery

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cheers lad. I'm Scot tho.

Nah, just leave

That's far too much bread for just you

I can smell the freshness almost.

>Nah, just leave
Aye gaway ya wee daftie I may I may not

There's no bread in this picture, only C R O I S S A N T S
But it's for my dad and I, also I like to have a couple left for when I get home at 2 am

my phone got an update and now it works perfect
honestly wanted to get a new one but now have no reason

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bit quiet round these parts
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Good then

Stop drinking

really? wtf
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why

a mosquito flied into my mouth, had to flush it out with water, i hope it did not suck any sodomite

it stayed in your mouth that long? why didn't you just spit it out

Could be a Winter War other wise Ukko
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why was your mouth open? close your mouth

don't have sex

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There is no sense in getting drunk alone

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I shouldn't need to explain to you why you alcoholic

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why did you reply to me with 2 contradicting responses in the same post

I'm tired and sad

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Can't handle these (you)s
T-thanks Brud sir

i was talking to someone, would be rude to spit out right next to someone

Fucking miss Pantera tho

Im not drinking, just like the picture. why are you sad
its not rude, you have a fuckin mosquito in your mouth
wtf you just had it flying around your tongue and shit

I'm not just going to go about weeping and throwing woe all over /dixie/
If you ever find a way to contact me outside of Jow Forums I might tell you

>craigslist isn't intelligent enough to search for both F-100 and F100 at the same time

Here, this ought to cheer you up. youtube.com/watch?v=lSHJMpPGU5o

My father died of pancreatic cancer and me and my mum had to move. Cowboys was the cope tape I had then.

>I have a beast of a truck. Built in America with American blood, swear and tears! This thing screams bald eagles when you're running down the road! It runs on the tears of liberals and doesn't give a shit if it politically correct! This is a mans truck. Forged in 1977 by Thor's hammer so you know it's tough! It only has 89k original miles. It has a 351m big block that Christ himself carved out of vibrainium. The absolute bulletproof C6 auto trans that'll stand up to the most abuse from any Commie who tries to ruin her American way! Everything works on this hoss except for the AC(lost its battle with Father Time) but it's still under the hood and the liberal tear level reader(gas gauge) the float got stuck trying to measure how much liberalness was in the freedom tank. It does have power steering to make freedom easier to control and power brakes to stop freedom (but who wants to stop freedom?!). It has one tiny battle wound on the back right quarter panel. She was wounded in action with the Rust king and one on the driver door from the same battle. The only thing the truck needs it to be buffed so the freedom will shine better! I'm looking to sell it or I would trade for a V10 Dodge. I'm open to any offers and if you're not Merican enough this truck isn't for you. Text me at . NO SCAMMER NO I DONT NEED HELP SELLING!

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This does more for me
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>Touhou
Never been a fan of Mini Waifu Fight 9000 but the music's cool.

>Ride me a southbound, all the way to Georgia
>Till the train run out of track
did the railroad not extend to Florida when The Marshall Tucker Band was writing their songs?

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More than likely not, Florida was pretty dinky for most of it's history

Florida is an autistic state and should be glassed

Everytime I see Fulton county on a map I want to murder someone

desu depression talk annoys

Florida was pretty much the middle of nowhere until the mid-20th century. They hardly contributed anything to the Southern war effort because there were like 10,000 people there in the 1860s.

who has the cutest voice in the rabbit or wherever it is that you guys hear each other

Probably Macon, because he's short.

Don't know why I even bother posting outside of /dixie/

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Probably ******, because he has taken part in acts of sodomy.

You know I can search the page for asterisks, right? One of the French posters was at least creative and put "stylo-homme" one time or some shit like that.

You know he has you filtered, right?

Probably. Don't care. Posts still show up, just collapsed.

why does he post here lads

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He's a coastie thirsty for attention, why else?

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Do you guys actually filter each others
That's rude

I don't filter anyone but Swedes, Germans, and occasionally Brits

suck my nuts

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kukkia means flowers

Yea?

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>Robots calling normies robots is "Dehumanizing"

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some people dont have inner voice, apparently

The NPC is immunized against all dangers: one may call it an SJW, feminist, snowflake, libtard, it all runs off it like water off a raincoat. But call it an NPC and you will be astonished at how it recoils, how injured it is, how it suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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If his chief concern when learning French is if Parisian snobs will like him, he shouldn't even bother

var more like car lol

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anybody got the pick of that shirtless white guy with "(X) Doubt" beneath

remember that guy who fell from a building and got a street pole up his ass?i.4cdn.org/gif/1539403223508.webm

isint that a massive contamination?

what is that device pumping his stomach up and down?
also why would I remember something like that?

well he died after but that's probably mostly because it fucked all his organs up to his shoulder

to keep his heart beating apparently

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