17000 islands

this

This. It’s one of those countries where something happens and you hear about it but it’s just there as filler

iktf

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And yet it's still a shithole

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Teach us how to become relevant?

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Bee urself.

This but unironically.

invade your neighbors

This
For me, Indonesia is associated with the super-volcano that erupted thousands of years ago and almost killed the human species.

No, that's Belize

>Literally just next to Mexico, between it and Cuba
>Bigger than Israel
>Bigger population than Iceland
>English speaking

You hear about Jamaica or Haiti but not belize. No Mexicans or central Americans ever remember it, unless you mention them.

Is so weird how irrelevant they are.

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is it true that a lot of indonesian girls stay virgins after 25? I got a friend who told me that and she says it's normal, I didn't believe it

Yes, most girls unironically condemn sex before marriage and casual free sex. There's also a coined term "penjahat kelamin" (lit. sex offender. In hentai, that would be called "virgin hunter") that used for a man that love stealing girls' virginity.

>There's also a coined term "penjahat kelamin" (lit. sex offender. In hentai, that would be called "virgin hunter") that used for a man that love stealing girls' virginity.
Gotta say I respect that, God bless them.

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Indonesians are wholesome and just want to live their lives in peace, don't bully them.

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Imagine not being able to drive from one end of your country to the other without the use of ferries.

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Nigga u dum

Can you drive to Alaska and Hawaii?

Yep.
>inferior food in general (especially compared to Thai cuisine)
>inferior martial arts (more people rightly practice Muay Thai)
>poor quality of life leading to boat people bound for Australia
>colonized by Europe but learned nothing
>dominated by worst religion (Islam)
>awful fashion sense (even by Islamic standards)
>Jakarta at least 20 years behind Bangkok
>non-presence in global consciousness (more people know about Bali)
>more unwelcoming to foreigners and tourists than any other Asian country
>outlawed Christmas and Valentine's Day due to Islamic paranoia
>poorly defined national identity
>flag is just Poland flipped upside down
>language is just distorted Malay
>can't even have a Christian governor without the whole country chimping out
>women constantly getting turned into sex slaves and murdered by British businessmen

4th most populated country in the world and most people don't even know they exist. Indonesians themselves didn't even remember they had a seafaring empire until a Dutch archaeologist stumbled on some ancient ruins and started doing all the research.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a more unremarkable people.

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we hear about Indonesia all the time, although even as our neighbours, we could not be two more different countries

their "country" is really split up between very different islands so they have a lot of trouble coordrinating anything

generally poor island-folk, and giant messy metropolises like Jakarta

>mfw america forced indonesian independence
Joking aside, we probably gave it to them in the 70s if they didn't force it, but it would probably be somewhat better with technology and infrastructure. The Indonesian immigrants here are the best non-western immigrants, so it's not a cultural thing they are not a superpower with that much land.

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I hear about them quite often, but it's always about a natural disaster (that seem to happen every month there), muslim radicalism on the rise or poverty in general.

I feel sorry for my reversed brothers.

just keep their McCarthysm about China and they will be fine
this and almost zero presence among immigrants except in Dutch
most of their immigrants in US are Chinese larping as Indonesian

Better version of Malaysia

there are 2 million of them in malaysia mr kim

i meant in the west

stop being muslim and become buddhist

its upside down Poland with hobbits and they get washed into the ocean fairly frequently

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They re pretty good at killing commies, at least

my aunt is 46 years old and is still a virgin

Stop wearing those silly hats.

At least Indon is more well known than us. We on the other hand are literally irrelevant even when we make news over and over again.

Your country was already bad thanks to VOC, mate. It was unthinkable to imagine that we wouldn't ask for independent if we got a chance.

make anime

More like the Based Jaoanese crushed the Dutch and then American propaganda started to diss them.

Indonesia has Bali which is beautiful

I wish we could be in a "irrelevant" location yet big population and territory like Indonesia. Instead we're next to the Shart Mart and it's endless memery

>more unwelcoming to foreigners and tourists than any other Asian country
Really? How and why?

I love you too sweetheart.

Based
Also
>Overpopulated rat islands
>One of the most corrupt governments
>Killed and deported Chinese and now have almost no one with a brain left to develop the country
>Laziest country in Asia (Filipino workers preferred everywhere)
>Language is also one of the simplest languages in the world
>Shortest males in the world

>awful fashion sense (even by Islamic standards)
I don't wanna hear it from trap nation

invade malaysia and singapore