/brit/

look at me
look at me and tell me i ain't the widest most massive boned god damn fucking meanest son of a fucking bitch to ever come done the motherFUCKING pike
you cannot
because i am

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LOOK at the state of those fucking shoulders and tell me I wouldn't absolute rock the life out of 85% of the absolute soyboy IDIOTS that inhabit this sad institution.

why are you using an American proxy you cringe factory

when your beard is covered up you actually look about 17
funny

this nurse is trying to trick me into exposing my willer

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gonna sleep now

night lads

look in those FUCKING eyes
man
take a fucking gander at those green orbs
what in the ever loving FUCK do they say to you
something you don't want to hear
something you don't want to hear

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next time you have a psychotic episode could you spew this drivel onto twitter or something

I don't like the idea of nurses being sexual beings as it makes the idea of them gossiping about the penis sizes of their patients all the more real.

lol no i don't
not all all. not even remotely close you delusional little soyboy weak faggot bastard
i've seen your photo now you're ugly as sin.
kill yourself you sad little prick i'd fuck your mother your sister and your girlfriend if you had one but you dont because you're an incel virgin FREAK

>i've seen your photo
no you haven't, I've never posted my mug on Jow Forums

next time i have a psychotic episode i should use a 9mm to do you in on top of a large fucking canvas of painters plastic and then wrap you up and chuck you in the fuckin weeds

the amateur porn on reddit just makes me sadder
a significant amount of the tits are grim looking naked and it just goes to show you nothing in this life is perfect not even big chebs

yes but that probably won't happen will it?

the majority of tits are grim. I was a tits man as a kid but now at 25 I'm an ass man for sure

yes I have I know what you look like
pencil neck incel weirdo ugly mutt faggot
i'd rape your whole family

I've gone on two dates with a girl
Is it too early to tell her I love her and want to marry her?

>yes I have I know what you look like
what do I look like then schizoleaf, your outbursts are very amusing and I would very much like to hear this

>tits are grim
how much of a fucking homosexual are you my man seriously

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Thoughts?

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I live there

bums are nice but they just can't compare

you are taller than average, you have dark hair and dark eyes, you're very thin, you have a wide jaw, you're lanklet incel skinny at a laughable level

reread my post my schizo retard man

>tits are grim
>tits are grim
what about TITS are grim you bender

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retard

actual unironic faggot

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I'm 5'10, my hair and eyes are brown so that's not too off, I'm not very thin, my jaw is normal (not that having a wide jaw is remotely bad) and I'm not a lanklet skinny incel so there

cope
i know who you are

you actually don't, and the fact that you think you do is further evidence of poor mental health on your part
YOU are coping

coping a nigger

Choon: youtube.com/watch?v=loFLdYM79gY

I had a shut in-phase but not doing nothing, literally monk-like devotion to studying. I feel like I can't do anything that isn't learning or conducive in some way. If it's a game it has to be like I buy a wheel and find the most physics accurate driving sim to convince myself it's not a timesink.

And being a mad lad was a massive drama to dicksuck dividend ratio. Maybe it's different if you're posh and you live in surrey and no one has balls. I don't like awaiting STD tests. I didn't like harebrained schemes and near misses, I didn't get a rush from getting away with it I had anxiety about petty crimes for the sake of the danger whereas the other lads said I was too uptight and that I lived in fear well many of them are in prison or dead now.

This is from a poortherner perspective but it felt like 99.9% "something bad is going to happen" and 00.1% nice brotherly moments between mates and the tension leading up to when you know a girl fancies you and she leads you upstairs and the ratio wasn't worth it because of having anxiety as opposed to others with an adrenaline junkie disposition

It was dark hostility interspersed with sex in a poor place.

Are Jews born with a law degree?

>buy stainless steel water bottle
>says inside not to use with hot liquids because of internal pressure blah blah
whats the fucking point then

actual retard

explain

fuck this shit makes me weepy lads

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a metal water bottle isn't a thermos. if you put hot liquid in it the metal on the outside is just going to get hot.

I know who u are freak

youtu.be/cXpkgE2HDfU

what's your dna story mate

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worst thread in a while desu

thought the last one was bad but this one is hitting even lower levels

Are you a benevolent poster?

Yes.
poo

Woad? Big fan

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

hate drinking hard liquor
does terrible things to me

youtube.com/watch?v=0UIrEJ543uU

chewn

ol’ ‘cide soon

youtu.be/6x0-AgkNbCM
juxtaposition
the irony
it is so far from me yet so close

I want to penetrate Emma Watson's vagina and stare at her in her beautiful, brown eyes as I do.

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Whatever you might think of the meme, twitter is banning the NPC meme very early in the game which is surreal

proof?

c r i n g e

Struck a nerve didn't it?

good it's a shit gimmick
the only good wojak derivation was the >tfw to intelligent one, because at least that on was self-aware
these recent ones (brainlet, soy, grug, npc) are all terrible

that fucking autist doesn't know who you are he's not talking about you, you delusion hooker idiot
actually almost literately palpably put a rope around your neck and do yourself in

your prostitute friend doesn't browse /brit/, stop making posts addressed to her and the rest of your associates, it comes across as very schizophrenic

>these recent ones (brainlet, soy, grug, npc) are all terrible

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YOU are cringe
your life is cringey
everything about you is a fucking trainwreck sadact
you deserve to be killed

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Feeling cocky tonight
Why is that?
Smoke some gear off some tinfoil?
Kill yourself. I'm gonna rat you and have you cut off.

what about my post was communist?

my prostitute friend does lurk brit, though she is not my friend
so does my prostitute sister

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>what about my post was communist?

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kill yourself you FAILURE
kill yourself you WASTE
kill yourself you DISGRACE

shut the fuck up schizoleaf
go post this shit on twitter or something, NO ONE here wants to read your tripe. Do you genuinely believe that your irl "enemies" are lurking /brit/ at all times, despite never replying to you? This is genuine, schizoid paranoia

im not schizoleaf

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kill yourself TONIGHT you fucking useless idiot trashcan whore. everybody knows everything, like the whole fucking world. holy shit you have no value whatsoever. like you're actually a fucking walking piece of shit.

celtics were turkish
look it up

well i was shut-in without the studying or any friends so that's how i failed

she's not reading your posts mate go talk to her irl

No they weren’t

Turks are originally from western China

I do not what your disgusting, shitted on and pissed on garbage pail prostitute child-fucking name associate with my proud virtuousness.
kill yourself or i'll have you killed.

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next time i see you i'm going to smash your fucking head in until you're dead
you hear me cunt?
dead

Hey Lachlan are the new results Celto-Semitic with a hint of Chinese Dai like I guessed?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galatians_(people)

disgusting, vile, useless, traschan cumsult insect worthy of absolutely nothing

non-playable character?

meds are really gross to behold, how can one people BE THAT GREASY?

The Turks didn’t get to Asia Minor until the 11th century