Northern England

What’s life like in the Norf?

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London is pretty up north

'nbred germanics, n'uff said

It's not bad, but it underachieves. Northern England could be a wealthy and globally leading region if the British Government was interested in investing in it. It once was and that sums up the region. It feels downhill, it was the forefront of the industrial revolution and now it's a neglected backwater. It's the kind of place that believes its best days are behind it.

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>Norferners 'ate dem sofern coonts

The north is thoroughly working class, expect a lot of labour sympathies. You will get your pockets of posh Englishness, the Lake District is pretty much a vacation spot for rich Britons surrounded by poor people on its outskirts. It's a bit like the dichotomy between southern America and northern America- not all places in the south suck, and are populated by rednecks, there are a lot of really cool towns, but still there are plenty of places in the south you don't want to go, so mind yourself- it's the same for northern England.

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norheners are so nice and friendly and i just want to squish their little cheeky cheeks with their cute little accents as they talk about their economic problems

fookin thatcher

I can't fathom any place in the south I'd wish to be apart from the Virginian or Carolinian coast

>Oxford
>Charleston

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is this Russia?

Doncaster m8

'ate pakis
'ate yuropeens
'ate paddies

love footie
love greggs
love the queen

simple as

Truly

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Pretty grim desu. All the locals are ugly little poor people who talk about London all the time, despite pretending that everything in the north is so much better. Either that or their Pakistanis with a penchant for grooming the local teenage girls. Best avoid the whole area desu.

Based and Redpilled

>Norfstromo

kek

My ancestors

I hope they avoid balconies, that's all

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they've never seen a balcony

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Fucking fight me you soft southern cunt

pretty good, property is affordable, several good cities, people are nice and not elitist like l*ndoners, good footie, good lads and good pints

can't ask for much more in life

Based

Not even southern desu, midlander with a lot of northern family. Just noticed they're all runts with massive chips on their shoulder about not being from London (which is also a shithole)

Brits and Eastern Euros really aren't all that different. They have chavs, we have gopniks, both have commieblocks, etc.

southerners are limpwristed servile little benders with gay accents

and pret is shit

And did those feet in ancient times...

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there are nice and shit areas all over the country; north, south, midlands, doesn't matter

for instance this is in the north

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The pict runts even had a wall made for them by the most violent imperialist empire ever, respect

don't think I've ever met any English person who has a problem with Ireland/Catholics, it's always just autists on the internet

and this is in the south

"it's grim up north" is a meme

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The North is peng and anyone who tells you otherwise is a so*thoid, queer or both

Some underclass northerners are possibly as dumb as the average nigger. They will vote for the party that causes their children to be gang raped by pakis because 'Thatchuh shut down the mines'

It seems a bit less crowded and has some nice countryside though.

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They're Celts.

Apart from Yorkshire and a few other places on the east coast.

Maybe not now but go back to the eighties and an irishman wouldn't've been able to get a job or go into a bar

these are funny

what the fuck happened with wojak?

I'm Yorkshire fuck off

>I'm Yorkshire fuck off

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>implying the midlands isn't the worst fucking place on planet earth and needs a nuclear strike
lmao pull the other one

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grim

why is yorkshire so fucking based, lads?

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because Jórvík ("""York""") is a NORWEGIAN city filled with NORWEGIAN BVLLS

>tfw no pureblood norwegian bf to breed my bussy

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Source? Also based Lancashire

HERE’S Robin looks fyerfully gloomy,
An’ Jamie keeps starin’ at th’ greawnd
An’ thinkin’ o’ th’ table ‘at’s empty,
An’ th’ little things yammerin’ reawnd;
It’s true, it looks dark just afore us, -
But, keep your hearts eawt o’ your shoon, -
Though clouds may be thickenin’ o’er us,
There’s lots o’ blue heaven aboon!

No they don't.
T lived there.

Mancunians are humans unlike you lot.

yorkshit""""""""men"""""""" are bent twats who worship their conquerors

wtf England looks like THAT??

Nice one pal, where abouts in manc?

>conquerors
we are descended from those conquerors you swarthy celtic cunt

can't tell if you're being sarcastic but yes that's what a lot of england looks like

Didn't William kill them all

This street is in Northern England. My house is behind the trees. Average house prices on this street are over 1 million USD. There are extremely rich parts of the north like there are extremely poor parts of the south. The idea of some London twat in a one bed flat making fun of me makes me giggle. Crime is incredibly rare around here and they live with daily acid attacks and Jamal stabbing them

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>cries about people generalising the North
>generalises London
lmao

ive been to london many times my aunt lives in knightsbridge and it just fuckig pisses me off that we have this city so full of culture and history yet it doesnt even feel like an english city half the time. you even meet white people you think are english and their surname is something foreign

I'm not being sarcastic. In my mind England looks like dilapidated row houses and some sheep farms

>muh heritage!
thanks for splitting northumbria in two and selling out your fellow englishmen you swivel eyed minechimps

did it ever occur to you that you live in an ex soviet shithole and england is a rich first world country

Salford, towards Walkden.
Αγαπάμε Σάλφορντ!

>In my mind England looks like dilapidated row houses and some sheep farms
The idea of fucking Latvia of all places posting this is genuinely hurting my mind.

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>only irish can be catholics
Like jacob rees-mogg ?

fucking kek, based third worlder

Truth be told, if you end up in the wrong places in the island, you get the nihilism feel. Too much misery and backwardness for such a rich place.
Rich cunt poor folk.

Every country in the world has poor places.
How fucking dumb are you?

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They were Danes

Lol. I guess I understand considering people always post pictures of row houses on int. Pic is in my little town (bradford-on-avon).

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everything beyond Epsom

seething Jow Forumstard

the truth is spake by drunks, children, and balts

meanwhile in the tory party
>oh look all these people voted for brexit, i guess that means they are upset that EU migrants are getting unfair preference lets start inviting more pakis so that wages won't rise for shekelstein!

you are an actual idiot you know that right? The tories aren't against immigration in the slightest

I shouldn't see why they should be, lower labour costs are a net benefit to the country

Paki migrants have nothing to do with the EU though you utter spastic.

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HE'S A FUGIN EMJU

CAM ON INGLUN

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watch that all turn orange now

yeah the tories really are opposing pakis you actual windowlicker

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You're the one conflating Commonwealth migration with EU migration, a brainlet is you, LibDem filth.

oi cunt

Imagine England in 30 years. Half the country will look like Luton.

You can tell he's sucking in a huge gut

you're a fucking retard, we want the same thing you just don't know shit about politics

the tories do not want to help you
the tories do not want to keep britain white
the tories do not care about your city/town/village

don't be tricked because they aren't jewish because they are jews

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You're the one who's been tricked into voting for a fucking splinter party and thereby allowing the Tories to thrive.
Kill yourself. Please. It's for everyone's benefit if you do.

NO NO NO NO

>voting for a fucking splinter party
wtf are you talking about? I never even said anything about who i vote for

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I can tell by your retardation that you're a Lib-Dem voter though. We both know it's' true.

What hell looks like.

lmao what? Is this a new /britpol/ tactic? when you're losing an argument just say someone is voting for a completely unrelated party and argue with that

what are you going to do next "I can tell by your retardation that you are a flat-earther we both know it's true"

like where did you even get lib-dem from this is just funny

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Fuck /britpol/, this has nothing to do with them.
Your intense misunderstanding of how our immigration policies work is what makes me believe you're a Lib-Dem.
The EU guarantees the right to work in all member countries.
The Commonwealth does not.
No, we aren't going to be flooded with Pakis, and we've been part of the Commonwealth for nearly a Century.
Yes, we have already been flooded by poles, and we've only been in the EU for a couple of decades.
You're a mongoloid.

Alcoholism, obesity, high unemployment, dysfunctional families.

Grim
Simple as.

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>Your intense misunderstanding of how our immigration policies work is what makes me believe you're a Lib-Dem.
this is not a stereotype, i have no idea where you are getting this from, Lib-Dems typically have good understaning of policy but they are neoliberal drones so they don't care beyond muh economy

there is literally nothing wrong with poles: they are white, christian and conservative. furthermore they tend to move back to poland after working here so they don't affect demographics unlike brown people

poles also don't look too dissimilar to working class brits generally, so even if they stay after a few generations they are basically native british

without the poles we have a shortage of certain types of labour which, to keep the economy afloat will probably be filled by brown people

it is heaven on earth

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And there we have it.

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What is peng?

My brother did his master’s at university of Leeds and I went to go visit him. I like Yorkshire.

go on I'll bite

have what?

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>Britbongs see their North how we see see our South
Makes me think

Is this what Tolkien was inspired by?

the north is worse, because its the south and rustbelt combined

think of a detroit that's also at the same time hopelessly rural and backward