/cum/

phew
cleaned up far half an hour
time to take a two hour break xD

no talkie before i've had my coffee haha

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBcjXWUNco banger

>gf not game for toe succing at all
>but sex most days
feeling pretty conflicted about this buds

missing usa lads
missing dennys

Attached: wojakdepressed.jpg (250x221, 10K)

were you visiting? if so, where?

she won't let you do a succ while you plow the puss?

I could get that...while she is reeling in extacy, she's very susceptible to my command.

But if shes not crammed full of my dick of asleep, not getting toes in mouth.

imagine getting strangled by those thick thighs like who in their right mind would want something like that hahaha no way

Attached: 1511220526857.jpg (400x365, 11K)

tie her up and footrape her how bout that

Attached: 1538579541319.jpg (3024x4032, 644K)

>“Imagine a couple like Dave and Sarah (actual couple, names changed). Dave is a U.S. citizen, born in Massachusetts. Sarah was born in South Korea and came to the United States to study medicine. They met in college, fell in love and got married. At this early stage in their careers, they don’t make much money. In fact, under the terms of Sarah’s student visa, she’s not allowed to work at all. Dave can sponsor Sarah for a spousal green card as long as he can demonstrate sufficient financial resources to support her — defined by Congress as 125 percent of the Federal Poverty Guidelines (currently $20,575 for most couples without children). That’s an objective standard most couples can meet.

>“Under the new public charge rule, however, Dave’s income alone won’t be enough to satisfy DHS. For the first time, green card applicants like Sarah will be subject to an entirely new and higher household-income test: as much as 250 percent of the poverty line (currently $41,150 for most couples without children). Remember, Sarah isn’t allowed to work under her student visa. The only way she can achieve a middle-class income is by getting a green card, but the only way she can get a green card is by having a middle-class income….

Uncle Trump trying to make it impossible for me to bring qts to America on my own...

That would work. will give it a try sometime. she gets pretty wet when I force myself on her at the right time.,,
somehow recently she has gotten pretty lean looking, but at the same time, her ass popped out a little bit. its pretty nice.

I don't fear anything in the dark. I'm the one other people fear.

...

my first chink GF was the most loyal footslave, that's about the only thing i miss about her by now
i could succ anytime, just tell her to do some shit on weibo or whatever on her phone and let me succ in peace and she'd be fine with it.
she'd get on all fours so i can could eat that ass, do a succy fuccy. maybe she thought that's what you have to do in the west, she was FOB as fuck. met her like a month after she came to germany.
then after a little over two years later, before she had to leave back for china she gave me a good foot session to say goodbye and just put her soles on my face while she jerked me off.
miss those days.

love going to google reviews of local places to see what kind of inane shit people have to say

tfw no white bf that buys me hormones and cute girl clothes

even better when the business owner replies and gets super pissy

reminds me of mine as well
feet on demand
i also ate the ass

i was there for 3 months, 30 states

i miss commiefornia i dont care what all the flyovers says its comfy as hell and i met good people there

soy

How was Pennsylvania?

amazing image

wonder how that happened
the head still looks so fluffy and alive as well

based, one of my favourite states

i was in lancaster and philly, philly was just okay didnt have as much soul as boston but the state as whole was really beautiful, endless amount of farms and fields everywhere

don't care

Radical solution to the migrant crisis.

We only let in THICC single Middle Eastern hotties. Ideas?

Imagine having a black American wife and touching her hair every day

Sounds like perversion of the American dream. Not even black men want black women.

>farms and fields
>beautiful

Those are some Child bearing hips. She has to be so fertile.
My dick.

You can't make 41 thousand? Just work 3 jobs for one year if you have to

yes, they are

> farms and fields
> not beautiful

bluepilled
black women are perfect in every way. other races cant compete

Mountains and lakes and mayyybe the ocean
Flat farmland? Boring

I'll concede that many African women ( actually from Africa ) have good hard working personalities.

African American women are the absolute worst. What happened to black culture since the 80's is a tragedy.

>PA
>flat farmland

Attached: Map-of-Appalachia.png (850x659, 762K)

just not true
you believe the lies you read on white websites

can i get a BIG *yawn* on this one?

Attached: Bildschirmfoto 2018-10-13 um 14.57.32.png (1629x930, 1.58M)

No I take it from personal experience, I have spent a lot of time in the US, Cali and Florida specifically. Lower class African Americans are bottom tier culturally.

There's a reason why African immigrants look at them with disdain.

you didn't actually go to those neighborhoods and talked to people tho
you're too white to understand the real black communites. the number of bad black people is highly exeggerated

I think this Negro GF guy is the guy who obsessively LARPED about his imaginary Korean GF in the Japanese thread a few years ago.

Posting style feels similar.

no that's himi'm a different german

Nonsensical post

he's saying chink gf german and black gf german are different people

i never implied they were the same person because i am the one with the chinky gf (ex)

Attached: Bildschirmfoto 2018-10-06 um 22.17.34.png (284x261, 114K)

you did right here du solltest deinen rausch ausschlafen

I never once mentioned myself in that post

ok i'm confused anyway i never had a gf asian or black

yeah because you're LARPing

Attached: e1a3791e9be96ee893175676800e13f7.jpg (409x409, 23K)

Another investigative masterpiece

great posts my kraut friends

I would rather larp as a guy with black gf than virgin
look this is the asian gf person look at the time it was less than a minute

>it was less than a minute

Attached: Bildschirmfoto 2018-09-02 um 21.34.53.png (233x229, 101K)

versuchst du mir den schwarzen peter zuzuschieben?
ich weiß wer du bist du hast diese "freundin" in /deutsch/ gepostet mit "rate my korean gf"

Nice healthy dose of autism for the morning

yeah i think so, it was a very comfy feeling

Why do people make their weddings an all day fucking event. This bitch expects everyone to scrap their entire Saturday for the bs

youtube.com/watch?v=EvZALwBRgWg

Wish we could go through the election again, shit was so much fun.

Hi, Hans. Its a good day to be preggo.

Attached: IMG-20181012-WA0010.jpg (720x1280, 70K)

My civil and religious wedding was from 1 PM to 1 AM. If you dont wanna go the dont do it. Or leave early USAkun

Attached: IMG-20181012-WA0006.jpg (720x1280, 79K)

What is this thing?

>you're too white to understand the real black communites. the number of bad black people is highly exeggerated

Ah yes your enlightened view is clearly correct. Because you've spoken to the good ones you know the fact that their neighborhoods and cultures are a disgrace is whiteys fault.

Give it 30 years you'll have the shame shit in Germany.

Sex
Cannot live without it

Are you an USAtard?

Attached: IMG-20181012-WA0005.jpg (720x1280, 74K)

Sex is not a need

looks a little black (from dominican)

Sex with someone you don't really care about is alright. Sex with someone you love is probably the most enjoyable thing in the world.

Wake up

>Sex with someone you love
I will never know that feel

My mommy said no

wake me up

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

My mom sent me this message last. How would you respond

Attached: 6E1C3198-9954-4EC2-A9E0-45F65B92C8FE.jpg (597x860, 295K)

why do jamaican women make great fucks but awful wives?

hey bro can you hook me up with a cute black woman?

why wouldn't you go to your sisters wedding

I am mexican. Of course I am mixed.

do you not get along with your family?

Why not? Average Joe Doe loser?

Attached: IMG-20181008-WA0006.jpg (720x1280, 68K)

300 dollars.
700 for below 18
3000 for below 12

My mommy said I'm her big boy!

Ignore this post

tfw getting to the age where all my friends are starting to get married
tfw have to go to my friends weddings and my gf’s friends weddings

lmao wtf just show up. Have a few drinks and hit on the bridesmaids. Weddings are great for getting laid if they are large enough.

Same reason as why all other afro carib women make shit tier wives. The culture doesn't produce marriage material.

I'll take a 40 year old for 0 dollars deal?

Fuck off thot

Hey indobro where are the darkest indian girls? i saw some really dark indians before or maybe sri lankan or similar

Mom. I love you guys. I will try to go. Bit I wont be there the whole time.

I never said I wasn't going. I just didn't make it to the reception so they freaked out and assumed I was skipping out on the whole thing.

No.

You are virgin. Go back to fuck a goat muslim