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GOOD thread

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Throatwarbling Finnu Ugric Balt bagpiper pagans are my Jam to be quite honest senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=vztRqe_CHC0

>that face
no

This would have been an onion article a few years ago

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6270855/BBC-issues-badges-staff-promote-LGBT-issues-bid-tackle-heteronormative-culture.html

If you smile at meeeeee
You know I will understand
Cos that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language

all women who act like sluts should be raped

Well I can see by your coat, my friend
That your from the otherrrrrrrr sideeeeeeeee

Do brits have a hard time transitioning conversation style when they talk to Americans? I.e. less polite, talk over each other etc

Is this at a fashion conference? A lot of dazzling outfits in this image.

dios mio

most stupid thing iv'e ever seen, would you rather not have nice pictures of igrls

i only ever dream about consistent things if i think of them all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=hIccZsURyLc
Might just be my favourite song of all time unironically
What the fuck were they smoking back then

>It's here

nationalreview.com/2018/10/american-exceptionalism-not-first-man-falters/

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anyone else getting connection errors?
has lachy crashed it again?

There's a childish narcissism inherent in the LGBTQI#!+ community

Once you've done all the museums/galleries, there's literally nothing to do in London except to go out and get drunk. All my friends are being little bitches though, and they've stopped drinking for health reasons. Infuriating desu, going to be sat here all weekend doing absolutely nothing probably

homophobe

>A neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean to anybody in the real world.

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who are you quoting

Wut?
Oh yeah what you said hmm Indeed

she needs a black cock between those butt cheeks

Why is she so perfect lads?

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See

lol museums/galleries have new displays multiple times a year. There's loads of plays on, markets, festivals etc etc. As johnson says: when a man is bored of london he is bored of life

He's quoting me, fuck off

Come on the discord

Me personally? Off to observe a play, love the 'eatre

im not racist, but i don't like seeing white women with non-whites cause i don't like non-white women so its like ive lost an option

>Not posting peak Emma

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m.topman.com/en/tmuk/product/sale-6820152/view-all-sale-2344190/tommy-jeans-blue-cropped-randy-jeans-7841415

>all out of stock
never been this infuriated

Sometimes fantasize about killing rich people and getting away with it. I'd take hold of a platform like a TV channel or a radio station and announce I'd be killing the CEO of Apple in 2 days at exactly the current time. At first no one would take it seriously but after the first time complete chaos would ensue. Then I'd keep going in the same way until enough rich people were dead.

Getting your name announced would be like a death sentence. They could (and most would) spend as much as possible on security, decoys, protection but they'd end up dead nonetheless.

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>peak Emma

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bought brand new levi jeans for $20

Why I quit watching TV

yes if it means theyre all put away

Looks like I'm bored of life then desu, I'll get my rope ready

Sound of the rain hammering down comfortable feels

well those aren't real people so i don't care

thound of de wain hammewing down comfordable feews

did a well nasty poo this morning all sloppy and sticky and had a reddish hue

wish i was as secure as those lads that feel comfortable whipping their flaccid willies out in front of people for a laugh

norwich are never going to win the league but they still turn up every week don't they, the pricks

You been eating beetroot a lot recently?
When did you last have beetroot?

*brf*
*BRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHHHPPFFFFFFF*

alri Light

not sure i've ever eaten beetroot

I love her. She is perfect.

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Baffling.

Ambition is right-wing

Imagine what her farts must smell like.

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Is there anything more depressing than a half empty club which also has middle aged people in it

the irish are the subhumans of the celts

literally me
youtu.be/Pa-_9ri9C-s

a half empty thread with yanks in it

apparently no other country puts beetroot on burgers
bloody foreners

an adult birthday party that only has relatives

Yeah, a club that also has you in it

thinking i might get a pet

anyone have any good suggestions?

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The hell is a beetroot?

fuming

Too many anglosphere flags itt

reminded of those club scenes from the inbetweeners movie

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Got the mum to wake me up with a bacon sandwich and a vanilla coffee otherwise I would have slept all day. Gave her a good slap on the arse and called her a good girl.

Cute boys make the best pets

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It is a dish made from using vegetables like pizza and burgers

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>IT'S TIME TO BELIEVE WOMEN user*
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTHHHH*

His own choice la

lachlan is a psyop by emmayank to make us tolerate him more

The kino face. Wish she had a mustache

Stephen Fry is such a fucking pederast holy shit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin!_or_Tobacco_and_Boys

just had a thought about how weird it'd be for a man to call his gf ''mummy'' in bed, while a woman calling him ''daddy'' is almost fetishised
will be pondering this for some time to come

UK spelling la, paedaeraest

Holding my pee for sometime. Time to go

wanted to give the gf a somewhat early halloween fright so I chased her around the house with a kitchen knife for an hour or so last night. she had to leap from an upstairs window. haven't seen her since

never been to a club

incest is the most normie fetish going these days

>Kieron Quirke of The Observer said that it was a play written by 'a clever 22-year-old seeing how many times he can say "bum" and still be taken seriously
is stephen fry /ourguy/?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*Fetus falls out of roast beef flaps
>MY BODY MY CHOICE
>IT WAS HER TURN
>So glad we got to vote, YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST WHITE PIG
>HEY HEY HO HO THESE RACIST NAZIS GOT TO GO
*BRFFFBRRAPPPAPAPPAPP!!!*

reminded that stephen fry has never given or received anal sex

who are you quoting?

>Frankly I think it's only fair that we treat all humans as equals

might get some memeshoes, thoughts?

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will be nicking this joke to post for the boys in primetime /brit/ later on, they'll go screeching over it
may give you a mention in my acceptance speech if i get an award

>Jeremy "Kill The Kikes, Even The Tykes" Corbyn

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not really but i have a hard time with australians/new zealanders.
when they say shit like "yeah nah" or talking in their regional slang between themselves i can never tell if they're being flippant with me and intentionally trying to exclude or fuck with me, or if they're nice and casual people and it never even occurred to them i have no fucking clue what they're talking about.

skux ow mean as

because the woman has to be older / bigger in this case which is unusual

Feminists