/brit/

might go mow the ol' lawn

Nah can't use this, can't use this

wish we could convert british weather to sunni haha

Not asking you to post in my thread just asking you to recognize how fit the bird is

police in on it? hmm...

it's my dad that's in the wrong
my mum overreacted by crying but I understand as a woman this is her natural response

bacon sarnie about to be deposited down the hatch

margherita/mohammad/dogshit/capslock-dave on the prowl

>5'7
I am so sorry. Can't even imagine what that's like.
Even these fucking 16-17 year old lads are hitting 6'3 easily.

>Three men were arrested in July 2016 and charged in December 2016 with the indecent assault of a girl under the age of 14 between June 1994 and June 1995.[217] They were convicted following a trial in November 2017 at Sheffield Crown Court. The men befriended the 13-year-old in Rotherham before plying her with alcohol and having sex with her. Judge David Dixon told the three they had 'groomed, coerced and intimidated' their victim and treated her 'like a thing'. The girl went on to suffer from eating disorders, anxiety and depression as a result of her ordeal, the court heard.[218]
But anxiety isn't real right?

Not sure why anybody would be surprised

Need a psychonaut gf

She’s fit, now fuck off!

Whenever I get cereal from the shop across the road, the box opens suspiciously easily. Like an envelope that had previously been steamed open then glued shut.

Plus the bag inside tends to not be airtight, like it's been resealed or damaged.

Something's going on.

the 2 girls that superliked me are quite fit

>eating disorders, anxiety and depression

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yup lol was going round museum yesterday and was mogged by most of the 14 year old seven the girls lol

slip of the finger

Smoking some kush, lads haha

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not him but i'm 5'8 and get mogged by schoolgirls regularly

>Of 113 women killed by men in England, Wales and Northern Ireland last year, 78 were murdered by a partner or ex-partner

hahahahhaa
She laughed when I asked her out
I laughed when they buried her

Just polished off yet another glass of Pepsi Max.

perhaps but they look like women I'd normally match with

you think in 2000 years there'll be pretentious pricks talking about the ''early 21st century philosophers'' like people do now with the greeks or romans

Fucking hell. I was walking around town centre the other day, the girls were literally my height.

runt

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pepsi max or, as i've taken to calling it, runtfuel
korean war was peak kino tbqh. love me some sabres and migs

No because there aren't any

Why are teenagers so tall lads?

>Venture outside of /brit/

Fuck me, never again

Sticks and stones finna break ja bones gwanad
But words iffy uh hurt me

why are boomers so short is a better question
men are meant to be tall

funny how it's men's natural instinct to white knight for women even when they are in the wrong
she shouldn't have thrown away my roti bread

what does "mogged" mean? Like I get what it means but what is the origin?

Growth hormone in the food.

>cause suicide is painless
>it brings on many changes
>doo doo dodo doop doop doop doot di daaaaa
youtube.com/watch?v=PlkxcC79LA8
youtube.com/watch?v=l8syGlAMTKA

maisie

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I'm 27 and it already seems that teenagers are taller than people my age on average, probably will be like 3 inches taller by the time they stop growing

Jacob rees mogg triggering the libs epic style

alpha male of the group = AMOG = MOG

good thing google xists then innit

It comes from AMOG (alpha male of the group)

bothers me way more when i see 60 something that is taller than me, knowing he probably had a worse nutrition and now hes also a bit shorter yet hes still taller than me

comes from the term moggy or cat

i remember seeing a doco on the history channel when i was about 10 or so, it was about mig alley in korea. thought it was really cool, they had cgi animation and everything. can't remember what it was called though

nobody is saying anything worth recording unlike back then
current year is a fucking black hole of thought

you shouldn't have made her cry over a fucking roti

youtube.com/watch?v=HITrjBOw67s
Why is this so depressing? The look of the buildings, the accents, their faces, with the blue sky, the clothes, the day to day, modern living standards, just nothing going on at all, nothing to live for except to be kept alive by the state.

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This picture literally sums it up

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>she shouldn't have thrown away my roti bread

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Wipe that smirk off ur face, ur not funny

cracking simpsons episode on rn

*laugh at your willy after you've been sectioned against your own will*

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I didn't "make" her cry, she cried because she felt guilty (as she should)

Some paki was shot and killed at a convenience store during a robbery. RIP.

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>parents automatically deserve respect for having sex that happened to lead to you
yeah nah

Mum made saag again lads.
I fucking hate saag.

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I requested ethnic nurses only

what did you say to her after she threw it away

Its clearly a Clerk

The white knight compulsion comes from the descendants of the beta weak males who were left in the tribe to loom after and serve the women while the real men were off in battle raiding and pillaging

Some of them got lucky and fucked a few of the women, creating more weak children who weren’t sent of to battle.

Eventually more and more warriors died off and all got replaced by the weak men

This is why some civilisations castrated their weaklings and made them into eunuchs to serve similar duties, so they wouldn’t breed whilst the real men were away fighting

I say we should do the same, and start with vegans and any “men” who are unable to at least bench, squat and deadlift their own body weight, which looking at the average soy boy would be between 50-60kgs

what happens when you're sectioned? is there no way back

the gf has fantasies of tom hiddleston and that hemsworth bloke having a relationship

>yanks using the word paki
cringe

just got mad
didn't even swear at her

one on the right looks bulgarian so part turk BLACK at least

Taken to the loony bin

you sound like a literal teenager

'Some bloody paki twat, mate!' said the "brit on vacation"

no women breeds with manlets anymore
they've been exluded from the gene pool.

Gay

lucky you have a living mum you ungrateful little shit.

can't believe lisicki hasn't even tried heroin

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wish i was sectioned

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mad how that saudi journalist was killed in turkey, literally some deep state CIA shit

lmao what a loser, he's quaking in his boots at the mere thought of a little H

>I fucking hate saag.
same lol
did you yell at her?

no

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Man in green, living the dream

Round 'ere we call it Spinach, you ting tong la la Raja man

you sound like a good goy

this entire story is complete fiction

yeah. it's a big thing in asia/anime/fanfictions apparently, never understood it myself. man-man love is more pure or something in her mind, that's how she puts it

so what does getting mad mean? how did you outwardly express your anger

americans belong in the fucking zoo

they take your drivers license, if you don't inform the DVLA you get fined £1000, you lose your job, they make you unemployable, if you're in debt or are renting you're fucked
people watch you shower, piss and shit indefinitely
also if you have family the women cry when they go to see you and you're surrounded by other mentally ill people so you can even get lost in your own thoughts

face was a bit cross