Pic related, how to do it? Britcuck here

Pic related, how to do it? Britcuck here.

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But alcoholic boomers and migrants need the NHS

Taxes from what?

Find a local pajeet, open a company to his name, take him by the sleeve and cash out on his name...

user, how the fuck are you British, investing and do not know about pic related?

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Bong here. 60k last year, work for self, 0 tax last year. Maybe I'll share one or maximum two sneaky beaky ways. First need more info from you. Wage cuck, own business, do you hold cash, money in stock, source of funds (be vague! Don't dox yourself just need know what sort of paper trail exists before the money reached you)

It would help us more if you told us some ways to find this information ourselves.

I use several quasi legal methods, some are legal, some are more grey areas but I'm confident once I destroy the paper trail or create a fake one I'm ok. Some are ways to 'increase' tax deductible, some are ways to get cash out, some are ways to reduce your tax proper. None are in a fucking library book. I'm not posting you every single thing I do on the offchance that one might be useful to you. So, since it seems like you need my info (>0) more than I need to give it to you (0), tell me more and maybe I'll help- or don't. Your choice. First poster (you, OP, new poster, anyone) to give me an actual scenario gets help. All others can fuck off

I'm always curious how well this concept works, lets say:

I am self employed / have a company.
I create a foundation for some special cause that sounds good to the public.
I spend my earnings to that foundation, that foundation is paying me / providing me with stuff in order to administrate everything.
The foundation is so to say "holding my monetary gains" and is spening it back to me via services I provide.

Is this really a thing?

wage cuck
2k in liquid savings
100k in crypto

Reason for avoiding: i don't want to support single mothers and this country is going down the shitter in every way conceivable, would rather keep whats mine

appreciate your help

Firstly, being self employed and being a salaried employee of a ltd company that you are the sole director of are NOT the same thing from a tax POV. Ltd company is better for tax over a certain threshold although there's a (reasonably small) admin burden for incorporating.

A foundation is a more complex issue. Charity? Community venture? What an the legal vehicle that this entity will operate through? I was trustee of a charity for a few years (co-incidence, not part of my tax lowering activities) and again there's an admin cost to charity- a big one. Committee meetings, financial statements, AGM, all minutes of meetings kept, certain numbers of trustees- so if you use charity you'd have to make sure all trustees and the accountant in on it. Trustees can be inprisoned or fined for making false statements (fraud) so I'd pretty much rule out charity.

BUT you on the right lines. Let me say a friend of mine is in a similar position to me, he sets up a company structure as a sole trader under fake name (website, payment channels) and his limited company does business with the ringer company - it's reality going straight to his pocket. Setting up the ringer company to make it accessible by you but untraceable back to you is a lot of work, but worth it. Use forged (shooped) docs for the bank, a rental address until you get the bank internet login, pre paid cards to buy anything with- and launder the cash from the ringer back to yourself through forex companies like transferwise, Torfex, etc

Checked and sorry m9, I'm giving one piece of advice today and you too late

Find your local mosque and ask them to calculate your jizya

ok thanks.

I also thought of having everything running under a club/union since they are taxed differently then just renting a space doing my stuff there.
It just hurts so much paying so much tax and seeing the country going down the shitter more and more...

If you mean crypto, just cash it out at local btc atm.

>It just hurts so much paying so much tax and seeing the country going down the shitter more and more...

this is it man. I dont mind paying taxes, if I could allocate where they taxes go. but things are only getting worse in this country and I feel like i need to entrench with as much resources as i can aquire before shit inevitably hits the fan. this paki pedo defense force (lefty twats) are getting on my nerves

Get a tax residency in the Philippines by a retirement visa that cost 10k
If you are American citizens get a Dominican citizenship that cost 100k
Then travel the world and spend less than 180 days on any country.
If you are a poorfag then forget about it and keep paying taxes and support your corrupt government

except tax residency in Philippines requires you to spend 6 months there
and why would you travel the world if you already have the tax residence there?
this resident of no country bullshit doesn't work

Easy, don't make any money.

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Buy giftcards online to use as play money, and withdraw small increments to your bank account over time for bill/rent money.

Retirement visa cost 10k and u can stay the time you want, there is no minimum or maximum, Philippines has territorial tax system and foreigners don't get taxed for income earned overseas. You don't need to live there all year, you can spend some time in Malasia Singapore Hong Kong, but the whole idea is that you are a tax resident of Philippines, even you can come back to your own country and say that you live in the Philippines so you will not pay taxes. If you don't get what I'm telling you here you definitely have a low IQ and think that there is no way out the tax system

it's not about the visa, it's about the tax residence
do you mean that you can keep the tax residence in PH without staying 180 days every year?

>Maybe I'll share one or maximum two sneaky beaky ways
>beaky
HMM. Add a tax avoidance section to the podcast if it's you.

not ask about it on "anonymous" image boards that not only sold out to intelligence a long time ago, but are known to have tax agencies all across the globe regularly post "pay your taxes goys" and obvious data-mining threads.

if you want to be a smart criminal, ask a smart criminal...
if you don't know any and don't know how to find them, you probably shouldn't break the law

inb4 t. taxman XD
i'm just a realist... if i can, i will avoid. but i doubt with the paper trail i left it's a possibility, even if my country is pretty chill when it comes to paying your taxes, from what i've heard.