Weed is only legal in one day but I'm already stoned

Not making your own pizza is degenerate. Not even kidding.

True. It so easy to make buying it is like whoring out yourself

BRB, grabbing a pita, slathering it with Ragu and sriracha, sprinkling crumbled bacon, ham, and salami, covering with pieces of mozzarella and sticking it in the oven.

Weed is for subhumans

I felt completely ashamed of my every pizza purchase once I made it myself at home. A million times tastier and cheaper. Dikshit food or thai food is another story, but the pizza industry is living proof of humanity’s doomed laziness.

Bro make your own tomato sauce for pizza and just keep it in a big jar. Then you can slather it on whatever you want and it’ll be tasty af

Too lazy, my ragu-sriracha sauce is good enough.

I do heroin which probably won't be legal in my lifetime and I pirate all of my vidya and anime

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Well at least sprinkle some basil and olive oil on there

Shit. Forgot to mention I brush the pita with olive oil so if crisps up nicely.

its probably got wallaby eggs on it or some gay shit

Good lad, I use butter because I love that golden color and we have great butter here

Weed is nasty

t. anti-weed fag with proxy

weed tastes like Mandragola