Why do slavs and ching chongs love cats so much?

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>dogs
>can't even go a day by themselves without dying
>random barking at nothing in the middle of the night
>cats
>literally independent who dont need no man
>leave for a week and come back they'd still be healthy because they catch birds or rats or whatever

>random barking

Oh man this is why i fucking hate dog owner, lord what an ass barking at 1am in early morning. Dog owner here are so irresponsible where i live here they never train the damn thing.

red is redpilled
blue is bluepilled

commieblocks

>thanks for the nice generalization

I wish I could flay alive and piss on the raw flesh of all the people who think we are the same as Serbs and Russians.

>catugal

For a brief moment I thought no one would say it.

I was about to say it.

This.

>mmm yesss lets have our house smell like dried excrement and stale sweat

dog-owners are subhuman

every single cat owner's house I have ever been to smelled like piss, and I found it strangelt difficult to bresthe for some reason (not because of the odour, and I am not even allergic to cats)
most dog owners' houses smell pretty normal, with the exception of a couple

I once got an erection petting a cat

did you fuck it

No that would be bestiality

there's 4 slavic countries in that map m8

Why do cat people like both cats and dogs but dog people hate cats?

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The taste.

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>Middle east prefers dogs to cat

doubt

Take up less space and food, also dogs are food in some places.

Slavs are lazy and Asians love cute things.

>England
>dog country

This map has several faults...

I find it hard to believe South Koreans like cats more than dogs. People over there generally dislike cats, and dogs are far more preferred as pets.

>felinetugal

Gato frito

They eat dogs

Dogs in asia are extremely inbred and retarded usually useless.

I had two outside korean dogs and they were retarded as fuck when I would give it food it would drool and piss itself. Dogs there are subhuman.

The based and redpilled kot owner:
>lets his cat's litterbox fill up with feces until the creature is begging him to clean it
>shitposts on Jow Forums while his cat yowls at the door to be let inside
>feeds his cat whenever the fuck he feels like it
>can ignore his cat for days on end without worrying about it
>can go on a trip for a week and just leave some food out
>wakes up in the morning with a furry friend curled up next to his pillow, purring

The bitch boy doggo slave:
>gets up in the middle of the night to let "his" dog take a shit on the lawn
>has to leave the house to stretch "his" dog's legs and restrain it from mauling mailmen
>walks around with plastic baggies to pick up "his" dog's shit from the ground, then spends the rest of the day with BAGS OF SHIT HANGING FROM HIS PERSON
>spends more money on "his" dog's food than his own
>can't be away from his own house for more than six hours at a time or "his" dog will shit all over his furniture

Imagine "owning" a pet that has more rights and privileges than you do

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Cats are so amazing meow meoooooooooooooooooow

cat owners literally suffer from toxoplasmoxis, which causes people to like cats.

LOL

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wut?

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Apartment life. Can't have a dog in a commieblock, if not for the rent contract then for practical reasons anyway. Cat can be kept in a smaller space and makes far less noise.

Cats bring fortune, they also kill rats on their own.

Dogs are stupid shits, that need someone to look over him all the time.
Dogs are for people who love being a sheep.

Notice that over all sorts of culture cats are being seen as fortune bringer.
There is truth behind it.

Are you a whore who visits many homes of strangers?
How much do you earn as a whore?

Both are good, for different reasons.