/brit/

>most women are into some very, very nasty stuff mate.
Spoken like a true virgin freak

youtube.com/watch?v=gm17vgmh854
give it a rate lads

5/10

idk about very very nasty stuff but my fwb has a higher sex drive than me. and she's always like 'fuck me hard fuck me hard'. she also always wants to touch me in public, kind of weird if you ask me

Do a real degree numpty

>most women are into some very, very nasty stuff mate.
>the ones that aren't tend to be sheltered and need to be "awakened"
>they're far more sexually piggish than men. you just have to know how to allegorically fuck their little throats with your mind.

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>girls just want to get taken to the movies, fucked missionary and kissed on the cheek
women want to be dominated. hard.
you can push they envelope very far. for a surprising amount of sluts there is no limit.

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like what?

Dunno lad I didn't go to uni

>women want to be dominated. hard.
>for a surprising amount of sluts
so which is it you dumb wog

in Xanadu did Kublai Khan, a stately pleasuredome decree

Is she that ugly you don’t like her touching you in public?

When I see a girl dancing trying to be sexy (especially twerking) I just think "what a disgusting whore"

Lol have done since like 14 there is just something seriously wrong with it. It's the opposite of sexy but they think its sexy because the media and retards will say anything to please them

Beta males ruined the planet in all honesty

>most girls want to act like they do in the porn videos i watch every day

Wonder if someone's made music that helps you poo

Imagine shagging your 16 y/o daughter

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i recognize the Nigerian flag but what's the one on top of it?

I find it revolting and we’ll both be hat posted because of the thirsty freaks that find twerking and stuff erotic
Just gross to me, women deliberately trying to be sexy are usually awkward and unappealing

> I didn't go to uni

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the majority of women are freaks. only shy and nerdy ones think they aren't.
promiscuous turbo sluts that are in touch with there sexuality will do basically anything.
(and a lot of women are promiscuous turbo sluts)

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I don't like showing this kind of stuff in public for some reason. also when I say touch, I mean like touch my willy in a bar and in the uber. I don't hold hands with a fwb

>in Xanadu did Kublai Khan, a stately pleasuredome decree

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Seems a bit vile

Yeah it's called the brown note

uni dumb me smart be tradesman
oops i replace by robot
paki fault

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>When I see a girl dancing trying to be sexy (especially twerking) I just think "what a disgusting whore"

>Lol have done since like 14 there is just something seriously wrong with it. It's the opposite of sexy but they think its sexy because the media and retards will say anything to please them

>Beta males ruined the planet in all honesty

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that's even more vague

>the majority of women are [...]
>only [criteria] think they aren't
what they think is irrelevant

the hell are you actually talking about

I don’t either even with a gf
Public displays of affection are too ethnic and lower class for me

it was a timely post

its schizoleaf just ignore

It's performative image-driven action.

I'm not being vague. You know exactly what I'm saying. And you know I'm right too.
You're just trying to make me look foolish but you're not really succeeding are you...

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all women want to be murdered

Fuck sake's I need to stop opening links from /brit/
YouTube's algorithm has sorted me as part of the "Tommy Robinson viewers" demographic

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Is it socially appropriate to ask a tranny that is in choir college whether they wish they had been made a castrato?

Paraguay.

no, you're doing fine on your own

need sam harris to RIP my willy off

yes

Hi (name),

An exciting rush of physical passion could hit you today when you're introduced to an interesting new person, Scorpio. Take care not to wear it on your face. You generally don't like to reveal that much of yourself! Besides, you won't want this person to think you're too obvious. Try to stay focused and remain objective. Then consider whether it's a good idea to pursue this attraction.

too autistic to let this one slide
its rhodesia and south africa's old flag

I’ve been very horny as of late
not in the normal have a wank and its gone. Its like a hungering lust that can’t be sated, only held off for a short time.
I need a woman lads. Its gotten out of hand

>robots replacing tradies

Maybe plasterer monkeys lamo

You paid Jordan Peterson for that?

The top is apartheid era South Africa, the bottom is post UDI Rhodesia.

fucking idiot

Same
Not all horniness is the same and I think the body must have some hormonal pattern that drives us to actual sex

my entire point :
the majority of women are into far nastier shit than the incel virgins here think.
incel virgins here think women are prude angels that are stingy with giving blowjobs.
that's what i'm saying. you know that's what i'm saying. and you know i'm right.

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more daughter roleplay please

neck yourself

you think you can read minds and determine peoples opinions
building a man out of this straw you've collected, and then whacking it on the head.

I don't even need to look at your argument to know you're an invalid.

On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.

>Dude I love games I need fun at all times I'm entitled to it because I worked hard at the office sitting all day yes

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Schizoleaf is probably a virgin freak

shut the fuck up for the love of god

porntrex.com/video/508136/faketaxi-com-lindsey-cruz-wild-blonde-treats-him-ro
fake taxi kino

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hmmmm yes
I'm only making a crowd of these women wet their knickers and pull their hair out
but i don't understand female sexuality at all...hmmm....quite
makes a lot of sense.

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Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

so why are we all here on a Tuesday afternoon?

Women are wonderful creatures who love completely and purely

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Are you in Hawaii or something

Found a really cute black girl on telegram lads

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no gf

you first started with "nasty nasty nasty stuff" which is over the top tbf. but do women usually like to be dominated in bed, chocked a little and things like this, then yes I agree. from my experience they love to feel a mix of gentle touches and some more rough stuff

Such a weird looking fucker him

Slags
Footy
Pints

Love Brits
Hate potato niggers.
Simple as.

that wasn't even the point of contention you colossal simpleton
I won't be replying if you can't understand that

Please, mate.
How the fuck could a virgin do this? Not in a million years.
How do you think I get laid in the first place mate?
What game do you think I run on them?

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toilberg leaves at 4 so im free to browse the chon for the remainder of the day

pics?

hit her with the moneymaker lad

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just go home

look how long these niggas legs are

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The origin of the Afro-Dravidian race

>black girl
>cute

ermmm what...?

Women

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fuck off welding spastic

You know what I think?
I think you're fulla shit.
I think you know you're fulla shit.
And I think you're trying to cause trouble,
because you want what I have.

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could be an album cover this

Porn obsessed freak

Dravidians are pretty close to Africans anyway

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Irish are like Mexicans

Tinder is really discouraging only get girls that don’t really interest me

Making toast lads
Shall be putting nutella upon them once they are done