If you could go back in time and change one important event of your country

The birth of Napoléon Bonaparte.
I'd kill him.

I'd go back in time right after I was born and kill my toddler self.

Prevent bolsheviks from taking over and watch the shitshow

Give this guy a bunch of money and guns and he could've

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install Stalin as leader of the US and also wipe out the Japoid hivemind

I would tell the Spaniards to bring women and kill every indio in sight

I would save Gustavus Adolphus from the evil Papists at Lützen.

Its probably would be worse.

Kill every dyke and fag on television before they were born so it wouldnt be popular and ok

Under Isabella of Spain before she 1492’s

Under her dress where you can eat her pussy?

Stop my aunt from dying

Make the Soviet Union the main aggressor of WWII.

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old flag is shitty and boring, leaf is based

>which one would it be and why?
The day we agreed to live with haredim , we should have thrown them i cages and let them starve

import more germans, become german, become part of germany after settling
only way to expect to hold the mongol/turk/russian invaders

Prevent my mom and dad from ever meeting.

I'd kill baby Peron.

Kill whoever created agriculture

Nothing, America is perfect

Stop Brexit

You dumb nigger. You're probably not even ethnically Russian.

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I would change the lottery so I'd win gazillion euros.

Deport all invaders in 1991.

Stop Tony Blair from becoming prime minister, because of his immigration policy, PFI policy, Scottish policy and the Iraq war.

Let Germany win WW1 and pray that there is a second German unification between the German Empire and Cisleithania.

I genuiely believe the world would (possibly) be a better place now. Especially for Germans, of course, I admit.

Making the conservatives win the 1928 elections

Stopping Pierre Trudeau from being elected

I'd stop wh*tes from ever stepping foot on this country

Dissolution of USSR obviously. I would exclude baltic shitholes, fuck them.

>Defeat Germany early
>They never have a chance to fuck up the Soviets
>Unharmed Soviets successfully zerg rush Europe with no issue soon after

Probably the stupidest idea ever

U.s buys Iceland and Greenland.
Would be interesting to see how far the u.s colonized and how far the sphere of political influence went with those two.

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Start nuking Russia during the window of time when we're the only ones with nukes. Proceed to use nukes to subjugate every other country on Earth.

Trump getting elected.
Nehru getting elected as Prime Minister.
Kill Mao before he takes power.
Nuke Tokyo as well.
Stop the division of North and South Korea.
Formation of Israel.
Formation of East and West Pakistan.

Israel was formed by the British empire though.

joining WW2

kill lenin on his way to russia through germany

roll dog turds into cement

Wouldn't do absolutely anything. Living in the best timeline for sure, when you think about all the possible different outcomes that we've managed to avoid.

Stop 9/11. It was the single most important event of our lifetimes and I'd be very interested to see what shape our world would have taken these last 17 years if it wasn't for those attacks.

lmfao

no WWI or WWII, instead australia declares complete independence from the UK during federation in 1901 and we follow an isolationist policy

what's funny?

L M A O

>hey guys, there's gonna be a plane jack-
>men in suits take user and no one will ever see him again

Italy staying neutral during WWII

Are you autistic? Who said anything about telling people about a plane jacking?

Compelling argument, world class tier.

how old are you and where are you from you sad naieve coposter

The countless silly territorial and religious wars that drained us economically and demographically.

Are you ever going to explain what was humorous about my reply?

Make the communist revolution in Germany a success, unite the left.

You're cute, kid.

Still awaiting your explanation.

turn uriburu into jupiterian emperor

I would make sure the right thing was done. Those southern traitors would face consequences for their betrayal.

Can't make this up hahah

No Albanians

Lmao

Have you had an event with more global significance in your lifetime? What was it?

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Spaniards get a lot of hate in Mexico for killing our native beaners, imho they should have killed them all and converted mexico into spain 2.0 instead of Spain 0.5

Who was going to buy your exports in 1901 other than Britain?

can someone on this board please explain why wanting to see a universe devoid of 9/11 is funny

Kill LBJ when he was a child.

We'd still be in MidEast if 9/11 wasn't successful

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Still awaiting your background. You really don't belong here, but I can help enlighten you.

finally a reply that isn't driven by extra chromosomes.

Perhaps that is true. Would our privacy still have taken a dive?

I asked first.

You have been lied to.

About?

Kill yourself.

What was I lied to about?

Kill the cr*ollo "separatists" or, If I could go even more back in time, gun down Columbus and his crew.

Go back to re ddit you absolute subhuman.

Brexit, for starters.

Even the rise of the AfD is of more importance.

Stop American entry into WW1 thus letting Germany win

basiert

>Europe

lmfao

subhuman mutt

Perhaps I am counting event and process differently.

I count 9/11 as an event. Like a fucking meteor crashing. I count things like Brexit or collapse of the Soviet Union just culminations of long running processes with huge forces behind them.

9/11 and what followed had a tremendous impact on the Western world. Thinking of America changed and the processes it started may have very well lead to things like Brexit and all that other crap.

>mutt

But my whole family, immediate and otherwise, is white....

lmao an intended terrorist attack on mutts did not change world history lmfao

Wouldn't stop the earlier coups tho. Peron made a mess but the earlier failures are what let him in.

9/11 was either an inside job or the 3 letter agencies allowed it to occur you stupid fucking subhumanj reddit niggers i hoep you all kill yourselfs painfully you stupid fucking subhuman overtrusting retards, best goyim

nobody hear believes the 'official' story faggot

JFK, The events of this point of history rewrite the entire world as we know it. Where other deaths could easily be arranged as far as dates.

>Nobody said the 13th amendment
getting disappointed in my coposters

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go back to Jow Forums racist bitch

absolutely KNEW you were a wog or soyboy