$15 million is on the other side of that door, what do you do?

I would construct a cold-suit that's filled with ice so they can't detect my body heat and I'll just walk right on through.

jesus holy shit

I am doubtful that these would be able to eat you.

source?
97% sure it's fake

pay a faggot to put the snakes in his ass

>Oh hello sneks can you please step aside?
>Thank you based sneks!

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Why would anyone be scared of a thicc land noodle? Just go open it

I don't like snakes but I also don't want to kill them/ deal with them so I'd just bring sawzall and cut a path through the wall and around to the other side. Easy.

Chainsaw on each arm.

bring a bag of mice so they're busy eating those

tread on them

>low effort nigger joke

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Fuuuuck

don't tread on them

>mfw

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isn't this image from that guy on youtube with a bunch of snakes?
they don't even look ready to attack, there's no danger here

jesus fucking christ this should not be allowed on the internet. i just shit my pants.

They would definitely be able to kill your bitch ass like nothing. Enjoy the feeling of your entire body being slowly crushed to death.

youve been around snakes or researched em we dont count bro

go back

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>$15 million is on the other side of that door, what do you do?
Invest in stellar

Get a ladder and break in the window.

did you actually expect anyone on this board to find your little racist "joke" to be amusing? are you literally a child, user?

also nice trips

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blast it with piss

Only worthwhile posts ITT

Are they venemous?

Are you retarded?

take a metal object from the kitchen or any tool fit for the job from a garage or shed if i had one and go to the other side of the hallway and start hammering at the drywall to avoid the snakes

im suprised no retard had enough creativity to think of that when 15 million is obviously enough to cover any damages

Y-yesth

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Or kill the snakes with a hoe. Its how I killed cottonmouths when I was a kid.

this legitimately almost gave me a heart attack

what the fuck man

They are andacondas so not venomous. They kill by squeezing you to death and then opening their mouth wide to swallow you whole.

Feed them my dog and two cats

i remember when goku had to run across that after he was killed by raditz

Large snakes usually aren't mean. Especially captive bred one's like these. They're no barrier to the door. You can just nudge them aside.

Shove the fatty snakes aside and open the door. Snakes like that rarely attack humans. As big as they are, humans are still too big to be prey, fatty snakes like that eat things like rabbits, cats, baby pigs, or monkeys. These fatty mcfatties would just look at you as you walk by, waiting for you to feed them.

Wait, are you a big fucking sissy who's afraid of snakes?

It's be different if it was a group of black mambas of course.

ever since the jungle book cartoon, these snakes always give me a chubby

Pythons don't recognize humans as food, stupid. Our heartbeat is all wrong. Python attacks are extremely rare, and usually because of mistreating one, or being a kid or baby. Most claims of pythons come from shitholes like Burma or Indonesia or India, where it's just bullshit to sell cheap newspapers, and there's no proof.
At most a python might strike at you, if you're fucking with it. They don't stalk prey, they wait for it to come near it. That's why they hang out in trees, waiting for birds and rodents to come by. Vipers the ones that will chase you, because they stalk prey, but vipers are too small to eat a human, so biting is 100% self preservation.

Those are not anacondas, dumbass. They're pythons.

The one on the right is definitely a python (eye placement) the other two look like large Boa's. I'm not a herpetologist though.

Me neither, but they look like pythons, by girth. Boas tend to be leaner, but those snakes are overfed, so I can't tell for sure. Albinos can be easy to mix up, boas and pythons can be pretty similar. But they're definitely not anacondas.

thicc

How fast can they do that? I t-think I am brave to walk by those dangerous noodles

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If they actually wanted to kill you? Fast enough that just walking by you wouldn't even realize what had happened.

A mouse will pass out and die in seconds due to constricted blood flow, basically like a full-body tourniquet.

A human child would have several minutes but unless he has a knife or other effective weapon he'll probably lose eventually.

Adults are too large for all but the biggest constrictors, there's maybe a handful documented cases and not enough data to say.

yeah i looked it up a bit. one on right might be a boa but the two on left are probably pythons.
constrictors arent going to kill humans for most part. if threatened they will bite which can be nasty but you could walk by.

If I'm able to take that picture, I would already be dead if they wanted me
Walk through and open the door. I've either made it or the suffering ends

Snakes like that kill by suffocation, not restricting blood flow, you dumb fucking spastic.

>I read it in a 20 year old biology book and surely there was no scientific progress since then.
Suffocation takes too long for their standard prey. Blood flow constriction is much more effective, and easier to accomplish for the snake.

Snakes are fucking harmless. Pajeets wrestle these things for fun

Whip my dick out and ask for a blowjob from the thot on the right.

They're just pythons no biggy not venemous.

can I offer to share the money with the snakes after I get it?

Slowly get down on my belly. Start slithering through the snakes, they accept me as one of their own. Slither to door. Open door to let snakebros in. We divide $15m evenly amongst ourselves, and buy snake mansion. We all have snake bitches and wear mille watches.

Did he died?

Shoot them or something, Im not sure how thick their skin is

Those snakes aren't venomous either. You would have to stand still while pissing them off for anything to happen. The bites wouldn't even be that bad on a pain / damage level.

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Just grab those snakes and put them to the side. They are constrictors. They won't do shit.

Yea man, if you can't take that bite you're a pussy.

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Get the money then play with the cute sneks.

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Thats some innate human response right there

Or at least thats what Jordan P would say

Thats a nice speech but if 3 pythons were stuck in a hallway until they got hungry they're gonna attack the first nigga they see.

T H I C C

those sneks seem well fed and comfy. plus they're constrictors, so no problem walking around them, moving them, unconstrict your arm/leg if they start some shit.

>Adults are too large for all but the biggest constrictors, there's maybe a handful documented cases and not enough data to say.

it has to be 7-8ft long to be able to kill an adult human literally only need to wrap around your ribcage twice thats the average adult size

Not really, my aquaticly impaired friend. They can easily go weeks without food and are really just not big enough to kill an adult human.

It has to be able to swallow you too. They don't constrict in self defense.

No snake could wrap around me twice, I've been acquiring mass

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>They can easily go weeks without food

i said until and they can kill a human its been documented

If you've been constricted to death what does it matter if you get swallowed or not?

Guess you win mac

>If you've been constricted to death what does it matter if you get swallowed or not?
you don't understand, they wouldn't constrict you if they weren't gonna eat you

When I was growing up, white trash kids always had snakes for pets. Other white trash indicators: owning a Sega Genesis, wearing jean cutoffs to swim, and having a rat tail.

As soon as an anaconda bites its next natural reflex is to coil. So if it decides to bite you in defense or if it thinks you're edible(which has happened before) it will constrict you and if it cant eat you itl'll just leave your dead body.

I-interedasting. These tadpoles sure are long!

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Underrated

Step around them and open door

Pet the obviously friendly snakes on my way to kill myself for making this comment.

Open the door and let the snakes in

Fuck everything about that picture.

Being scared of non-poisonous snakes is dumb. If it were 2 Malasian Pit Vipers and a couple King Cobras I'd still do it.

Whoa, I unironically had no idea those things have teeth like that. You may have just saved my life.

never post that again

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my dick is bigger

Fuck I saw this before and knew what happens but shit myself again anyway.

WHY

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