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Tenshi eating a corn dog edition

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Considering abandoning my life in London, and starting anew in Spokane, Washington. Thoughts?

Washington is suppose to be super beautiful.

Also Americans in general love Brits a lot its embarrassing.

dont care

>move from a rain soaked city full of pakis to a rain soaked city full of SJW's

bold

and germans? do american women like us?
i heard we are autistic and weird

where does he post?

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missing USA so damn much fuck sw*den

sure americans are fat and stupid but theyre honestly great people

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Maybe I am way too boomer but I don't think I've ever seen a sjw. My sister gave my brother a rough time for not watching enough female youtubers though fwtw

rude but basedpost

*vomits feces*

how horrible are swedish people

*cleans the mess you just caused*

I think they like Germans, and Euroids in general, but its not the same way they love Brits.

Was it you who ate feces in the last thread?

nth for the pacific northwest is the best region in the americas

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I've decided to make it a key priority in my life to surround myself with comfy nature, so the PNW seems ideal

Thanks for your honest opinion

I'll start a conservative resurgence

Nobody likes Germans (sorry)

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Sure m8, hook me up too

no shit idiot

Certainly not, although you're more than welcome to take my place in London (it'll be better for you to be amongst your own)

swedes take themselves way too seriously, are too uptight and boring desu
i still have swedish friends of course but most are terrible

i miss finland

yeah

No way I hate packers

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putting your kids on reality tv is child abuse

>mom looks at her husband with shame

kek

*knocks everything over and pukes on the carpet*

>Ontario can only buy weed online tomorrow
It's going to take weeks before anything arrives, right? I imagine it's going to be busy as fuck

Plenty of your lot here too lad

I love the never ending memeshow that is US politics. Are all countries like this? All eras? I don't know. But I am living in the best of times

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youtu.be/1YB64vKAssA

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hands are cold af

*sends you the bill from the carpet cleaning company*

*steal denny's wallet to pay the bill*

better if that was a boy

*looks at Canadian pesos*
Weird that America didn't have US dollars

my brapper hurts from pooping too much :(

yea there's a legal weed shortage

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*dabs*

>paying 80% tax for weed
no one is actually so stupid as to buy the legal weed that will cost 5x the price of black market weed right?

strung out like a mofo right now

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I guess they never miss
What did she mean

Maybe people who have a lot of money will buy it if it's easier to buy it legally.

I think it'd be a fair trade off with not having to deal with the anxiety of knowingly breaking the law.

I'm far from poor and don't care for finding someone to buy off of. Also it being delivered straight to my door is great.

lol "whats a career" lmao

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I wish I still lived with my parents

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Nothing unethical about breaking the law if the law is unethical

>technology milestone
>car
fucking boomers

Car was given to the pre-boomers (Greatest/Silent). Boomers got TV as their tech milestone.

wait, how is this information gathered
what's the point of the source

>iconic figure
>Malala
the fuck?
literally who

Muslim girl who got shot in the face yet still became an apologist

A muslim feminist who wrote a book for white girls in america

tomato tomato

Zoomers love Target because of the "Gender Neutral Home Goods Shopping". That's where the go to shop between fortnite sessions

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>want to drink but have to drive later
NO

I like target because its cheap and not Kmart

>tfw millennial

Muslim feminist

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do some people really believe this

i like amazon because then i don't have to go to stores like target and compusa and fry's electronics

you guys remember compusa? it just entered my brain for the first time in over a decade

obvious troll.

I dont like amazon because Jeffy B has enough money. Time to spread the wealth

Black guy here with some questions for you guys. Do white people not get cold? I see whites wearing shorts/skirts in the fall and winter. Why do you guys like pumpkin spice drinks so much?

ok this is epic twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1052172855759314944

I was born in 95 can I be a zoomer?

white people never ever ever get cold (not even once in the history of the world), they like pumpkin spice drinks because they taste good

One thing that kinda annoys me is a lot of these "about zoomers" infographics just dunk on millennials the whole time. reeeee

Nope sorry BOOMER, you were schoolaged during 9/11

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no

you are a zoomer if you grew up with halo 1 instead of brood war

>zoomers think playing halo makes them millenial

it was Goldeneye/CS or bust, kiddo

halo 1 was shit brood war was god tier

As 100% whitoid I've never felt cold and in fact cannot conceive of cold much like a blind person cannot conceive of color. I imagine it feels like hot but in reverse somehow?

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>finnish
>Iberian
>broadly southern european
>100% white

ohnononono

When I was a kid I literally played Doom and Quake but just the trial versions. And on godmode

>95 or later
I'm a zoomer

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what are you talking about even
did you grow up in florida or someting

Blood > Dook = quake > Doom > wolfenstein

debate me

im a proud 97'er and a proud zoomer

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Nope I grew up in Michigan I'm just white, see

im not cute, im a manly man with a manly nose, i should just stop being a fag aand man up

that's a good idea.

Puerto Ricccooooo
AJAJAJAJAJA

How do you come up with usernames when you create accounts?

but how am i supposed to react when i see pics like this

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I have no particular strategy. Just whatever comes to mind

people wearing shorts in winter are basically out of town "tough" guys or people who are too poor to afford jeans and slacks
not actual winter residents

I wear skirts+leggings in winter, because its looks good and feels comfy.

just be the person that you want to be

i cant

cooking some steaks before work

yo
yo
they call me the word smith yet i ain't get no tithes
*mic drop*

just cooked the most delicious steak anybody will ever eat and i just ate it all

Don't want to work or to to school
Just want to play nier automata over and over again

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>don't even like white girls
>still get incredibly mad when i see interracial porn
why is this