French insults

What insults do you know to offend a French person
>Put a snail in their food when they're not looking
>shoving a baguette up their ass
>Giving them a white flag, "Congratulations on your contribution to WW2"

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>Giving them a white flag, "Congratulations on your contribution to WW2"
This one is """trigering""" the other are shit.

I would say the most triggering is the surrender meme, or if you say Italian wine is better

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>Italian wine
I got a more triggering meme > Californian wine are the best

>ligue 1 sucks
>spanish cheese is better than french cheese
>french sounds gay
Best one is to mix french wine with coca cola, they go apeshit when you do that.

>>ligue 1 sucks
You will only triggers niggers and the blue collars who enjoy soccer.

>ligue 1 sucks
Fuck your own mummy
>spanish cheese is better than french cheese
Wich one?
>french sounds gay
I always laugh when Americans says this.

Best one is to mix french wine with coca cola
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not a yank tho

And i'm not a parisian. Nice to meet you

>hey are you from Paris?

i tried all of this tho
>i am not parisian
paris is a shithole
best city i was when i was there was bordeaux

"bahnjuhr jay paruhl le lang fransay"

Québécois French is better than metropolitan french

>bordeaux
I agree. Except heat wawes, Bordeaux is the best city and area.

good one

Everybody agrees with that, it's obviouys that their accent is better.
Québécois french>northern french>southern french>parisian french>swiss french>belgian french>african """"""french""""""

>he doesn't rate Californian Champagne

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>Best one is to mix french wine with coca cola, they go apeshit when you do that.

seeing some blonde Baywatch-like murrikan bimbo drinking a glass of Champagne with chewing gum is one of the most triggerin thing I've ever seen

If you want the honest thruth, most of what you just listed will beraly rise a french person's eyebrow

We know Americans are special

i mean everybody knows yanks have no class

how does an escargot taste like?

idk

...

Karl Große was German

nothing much, it mainly taste the butter garlic you're filling them with, actually

I don't know about the rest of the castilian speaking world but at least in Argentina, "French" is unironically interchangeable with "faggot", so it's an insult in itself

Actually Japaneses always ask me if I'm american when I met them, it's one of the most "triggering" thing even with the fact that they can't really guess

The best wine is Chilean anyway

fuck off bootleg uruguay

wtf Argentina, I thought we were friends