Culture Pals - /cp/

Repent Sinner Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
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Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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first for swiss saga

31st for I'll confess my love for a person that I haven't even talked to

I wish I could get ip to work for me. Everyone else seems to have way more success.

Lads trip 19?

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People, what's going on with you?? Why do you always lie to each other? Please, be honest with you and with everybody! 50% of people are not here for language practice ...but why don'you say about this at once?What's the bullshit?! What for do you try to lie?
I joined here two years ago for language practice,yes, that's was the truth, but know my English is rather good and i've got ANOTHER PURPOSE here! I want TO FALL IN LOVE and I don't feel ashamed saying this.. I want to meet a GOOD PERSON from another country, because I know that I will never meet him in my country and don't want..I see the beauty another way.. I just want to meet the GOOD PERSON with the DARK SKIN, EYES ,HAIR who will be honest with me and with himself! So if you're not THIS PERSON who want TO FALL IN LOVE and to have relation, please DON"T WRITE ME ! don't want to waste your and my time! Thank you.

I'll fall in love with her

based

B-but m'lady... You'll be lonely

You start on Oral, go to the penis and finish on the Bagina?

no u

did you guys upload your photo as a profile pic?
i thinking about it, so people would take me more seriously

We all have our pic/pics.
Good luck brotha

i'm really bashful to do so
i have never uploaded a pic of myself on the internet

Most of us didn't. I never had used Facebook, but nowadays I use Instagram. All of this because interpals is a good platform.

>fell in love a few months ago with a random girl in a thought experiment in a book about anti natalism by South African philosopher David Benatar
>pretended she was real
>wrote a few small poems about her, thought about her 24/7
>downloaded a few pictures of some random girl from facebook to be the girl from the book in my memories
>person wasn't real
>got over it but never deleted the images from my folder
>was showing my qt something
>she saw the folder and asked me to show her the insides
>did it
>now she is insisting that I have a girlfriend and lied about being single to her
>she won't listen

what do I do?
pic related: it is the folder, the 5 poems I wrote, and the original passage from the book that I got the crush from. I've shown her this to no avail.

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Just do it. It felt weird the first few times but now its no biggie.

just says it's an ex and that you forgot to delete the folder

this is unprecedented levels of autism. you absolutely CANNOT make this up

That is impressive. Just explain it briefly and ignore her if she thinks you're lying. She'll come crawling back.

oh shit I didn't actually read the poems before
>But kids come from me, whenever I imagine you
>I would protect you from the bullies who demand to sign your cast and maybe when I am done it would be time to tap that ass ;)
kek
is it her arm or her leg that's broken? bit confusing
I actually like the poem in the bottom left corner 2bh. the one next to it is just weird

>he messages girls

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Wow, I haven't seen joysticks in these colors before.

I only view their profiles a million times hoping that they notice me.

Wew

>german girls wont message me

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there is literally 0 point in talking to western women here.

>Wow, I haven't seen joysticks in these colors before.

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>there is literally 0 point in talking to western women here.

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>Culture Pals - /cp/

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>there is literally 0 point in talking to western women here.

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Give german gf. Please. I'm learning German

try Austrian

Stop it

should i steal someones identity from facebook and larp like im from a Scandinavian country or

b myself

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Just bee yourself. That's the best thing and you won't have to worry about being discovered.

Be yourself if you want to meet a nice qt

2 months until I see my qt

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My condolences

Same, exactly two months and I'll be there

lmao why hasn't everyone migrated to telegram yet

I can’t remember, where is your qt from again?

Czech Republic

oh Hawaiibro

Yup, not really looking forward to the flights though desu

is there direct flights out of HNL?

also, it’s werid not seeing your Czech flag

To Europe? None at all, I have to switch flights either once or twice though I found a flight from here to LA and then to Paris and then to Prague and on the way back I stop in Vancouver instead of LA. Last time I flew I only had one stop in Seoul.

I'll have the Czech flag again in the future

Oh man. I would have thought you would fly westbound. Fuck flying all the way east.

You can fly that way and normally it's cheaper but I found a sale for this flight. Normally though it's cheaper and easier to fly to Korea or China and then to Europe from here. Also nicer, Korean Air was really great

it’d be worth it to spend more for the the simplicity. Fuck flying across a continent and two oceans

I would've bought those but the one I chose was $400 cheaper and took the same amount of time to get there

Makes sense I suppose

Either way gets me there and I'll always go with the cheaper option. Plus no matter which way I go has long ass flights and layovers

>not b ing urself
pathetic loser soyboy

just got her nudes.
>Thanks kpop

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Dude....

she is 19.

>that stomach
Noice. Share those nudes my gook friend

wanna know how I know she is no longer on that side of her wall?

Where's she from? what a qt.

No sorry.
She is not mexican. And she lives in South America still.

Nonce

images not loading on the site for anyone else?
Like the thumbnails load but not the full-sized images

why is it always brits with this hilarious and autistic bullshit?
the guy that got pozzed, the guy that sent his dick to the bitch, the guy on /sp/ obsessing over this user, the brit meetup, now this one, why?

yeah this really reminded me of the 80 page /sp/ manuscript

>the guy that got pozzed
What? I didn't see this one

No idea why they seem to be more autistic than anyone else but I love seeing these autistic posts

tell her she is some random thot you had an infatuation with ages ago, joke about it and act like it was some silly celeb crush and that you never spoke to her

she will still think you're a weirdo but the cat is out of the bag in that respect, might be too late to salvage anything if she is insecure and judgemental of your imaginary crushes

everybody here is mentally ill in one way or another

Russian girl who sent me these a few years back then deleted her profile. I'm pretty sure some Portuguese anomaly is hitting this atm

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2/3. Anyone still I'm contact?

2/3

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3/3

Also. Post your lost qts. Fuck em right??

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desu my autism was partially "cured" by greentexting things going on in my life when I was like 15 on Jow Forums and people responding with shit like "holy shit this is a copypasta, right? no one can possibly this autistic"

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That's a bit too lewd for this CHRISTIAN thread

Nice

Dirty talk always sounds so cringy

Yea some autist went to a club and his drink got spiked with the blood of some faggot, he got aids from that.

Where can I read this thread at?

I had it saved before i reformated my HDD, your best bet is browsing some old greentext threads on /b/ or Jow Forums

I seriously doubt that happened

You have never been to clubs, have you?

I've been to plenty but clearly not the kind of dives where fags are putting blood in drinks

she doesn't seem into it desu. maybe it's the accent but it seemed like she was reading off a script. very robotic. sounds better if it's a native English speaker/fluent speaker, you're horny and she's into it

/brit/ is the most active general on here. the autism per capita seems higher than most countries. still, a lot of those stories are made up so I'd take them with a grain of salt

>/brit/ is the most active general on here. the autism per capita seems higher than most countries. still, a lot of those stories are made up so I'd take them with a grain of salt

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north indians are more aryan than moortugese.

>north indians are more aryan than moortugese.

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Not this shit again
Can't you find a different way to bump the thread my man...

>north indians are more aryan than moortugese.

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okay so we're just quoting absolutely anything now
inb4

Why are they replying that way?

>Why are they replying that way?

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today i will remind them


that sharing nudes is like sharing your wife

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The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>The roastie thing is a meme
Coping for your roastie gf I assume

You can't be fucking serious.
That was the only thing for you that stood out?

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I'll be honest when I sent that reply I'd literally only read the first sentence