/brit/ - The Jew In York Edition

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my video game is about saving the White race in a fictional setting using fictional names

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Why would anyone get a british GF when you can hop over to the continent and get yourself a french, spanish, portuguese, italian, polish or any other qt?

I am an incel

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just try and imagine the number of hot dinners you've ate over the course of your lifetime
then double it

yeah.. that's how many birds i've shagged

Know for a fact I'm not bad looking but I'm simply baffled by how few matches I get on apps
Even just as a numbers game it should be at least a couple but it's next to nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=9qkgomfAILM

sin cos tan

angela anaconda is like the anne frank of our generation

me in the middle

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being attracted to women is a mental illness

What books you got on the go

considering become a heroin addict

hate myself and need to die

me? i'm a volcel. would have a gf if i ever left the bloody house.

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Ghost Stories
The Others
The Exorcist
Rosemary's Baby
The Shining
Alien
Sleepy Hollow

Why?

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drugs are redpilled

>sin con fain

business idea: dogshit dave except for films instead of music

Why do Jaguar cars look absolute shit these days?

Triangle is pretty good

for me, it's the "for me, it's x" gimmick

but Rose is british

my game is about saving the White race, I've already got nonwhites as antagonists, but I'm reserved as to whether or not I should add Jews, what do you think lads?

just watched a video

based

>kraut
>talking about shit
What a surprise

the modern XF is pure kino stop chattin shit

...

seriously though, us rock > brit shite rock
youtube.com/watch?v=NHsXnLhXBAA

I want to know what Emma Watson’s farts smell like. Bet they’re rank.

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sex on hard concrete always hurts the orgasmic areas

She's not that pretty, mate

posters ruining /brit/
>all the underage
>schizoleaf
>most of the yanks
>lachlan

How come Chris Evans has become a Twitter gobshite now after he was criticised for laughing about sluts?

every good boy deserves football

I believe in god

I've been asked if I'm Jewish by actual hassidic Jews.

I'm a mid brown with brown eyes.

just ignored an email

what about me?

It looks like a fucking Ford Mondeo, you daft twat.

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Used to watch buffy every week with my dad and brother and I am 100% sure that all three of us were sporting rock solid boners throughout

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the yank posting about his game seems like a roight lad.
want to play it, me

Is Thanos ourguy /Brit/?

youtube.com/watch?v=NeuDcriBAZ8

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how hard is it to remember 5 letters

old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9n11hu/25m_23f_gf_has_a_high_body_count/

>those comments

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Piers Morgan baiting the retards yet again.

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A body built for breeding

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I only play medieval games

corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

it doesn't though does it mate

*blocks your path*

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Lips built for sucking

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did you pretend to be buffy and try to impale each other on your willys?

Haha. Same lad. Used to watch it with my brother. SMG was my dream woman (those legs and high kicks) and he was younger than me and into tween Michelle Trachtenberg.

Always assumed that a smack overdose would be the most pleasant way to go

meh
every woman who isn't fat has a body like that

just put on some music

Thanos Brit

Arse built for pumping

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Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

Congratulations Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, pregnant with your first babby!

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bet after a night with the bbc she'd change her mind

Well yes, actually is does. Jaguar have turned to shit since the poos took control.

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>18 isn't a high number at all for 23. By 21 I'd had 80 partners. As long as shes clean how many partners she's had should be an issue at all. However if you have hang ups on it then don't date her because she doesn't need your insecurities on her choices.

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remember when thanos was in fortnite?

needs to drum up interest for his and andy peters new capital fm drive time show

OJ is a boomer gimmick why the fuck are you going on about it

no it's not, she has no arse, watch that true detective episode again
I literally have a better arse than hers

good looking but very, very boring

Ancient Greeks built better looking cities than today yet we're a highly advanced society with economies the ancients could barely fathom

nah she looks like the type to hate reporters

Nah I was too young. I remember getting the yearning feeling in my balls that you get whenever you see a hot woman. Didn't know what to do about it thigh cos I hadn't started wanking yet. Think I just pressed a pillow against my nob

back from restaurant

Sorry but someone just said something mean so I'm halting all progression to make this a topic of civilization for the next 20 years.

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nah it's much more impressive in person

besides it's all about the ride, not the looks you bender

Poor effort, lad.

Working through a couple of numbers lad
Flying Carpet
Some of Nick Land's essays
Other shit like Haggard, Byron's poems, Pound, etc
Recently read some fucking book recompensed to me by /lit/ called Bronze Age Pervert and it was total dogshit, will never read another book from any author with a Twitter account
Just finished reading everything Renzo Novatore ever had published before that

what a pretty lad

me and the gf

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bookfag loves his books

Nah, what??? It literally looks very much the same. Jags are shit now

>besides it's all about the ride, not the looks you bender
This is what pakis say

been invited to a 'bar crawl'
sounds very expensive

those tits look interesting

Socrates? Well if you watch this 4 hour video from Sargon and Ben Shapiro, then you'd know he was a victim of SJWs of his time.

>Just finished reading everything Renzo Novatore ever had published before that
what did you make of it?

Fair comment desu. Whores should be with whores, chaste should be with chaste. No one should make others feel bad for their personal choices.

Did I say anything about how pretty she was? You’re wrong though.