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Reminder that brexit is OFF

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wish i had a lofi gf badly bros

where?

everyone who has you filtered wont see the link you cretin

wish i had a gf just for right now but not tomorrow

Even a little bit of milk has got me brapping like a brap hog. How do I fix this? more fibre in my diet?

don't be a darkie

if i could go back in time I’d kill the first ever jew in his cradle

lmao

Hahah you are a nigger

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Me? Well, I'm a Danish rape baby.

Got my pie ama

buck up champ

I usually stop wanting a gf after I wank

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posting on a cumstained asus laptop in a rusted trailer partially covered in a mudslide in cabell county, WV

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Does it taste good & what kind of pie is it

wish my nickname was shagnasty

Me? im a celt

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It's lovely it's a steak and cheese pie

you should go on a tour of the Guinness factory

Kind of want to do my ancestry test but don't want to be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own

he could drown in a vat of stout

Sounds tasty

Post a picture.

wanking does nothing for me i need the real thing to feel catharsis lad
wanking is gay

brother

nobody to go with

you arrive in london

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don't want mormons baptizing my ancestors

are those feet condoms?

Here is my pie

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L plate swastikas, big fan

I'll go with you

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That is a great use of L plates

learners permit?

lol

don't pronounce the 'h' in historic as I'm not a virgin

Its what learner drivers have on their car

alri

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Not sure how much worth there is in the validation a man gets from a woman.

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never sene black lads like this thats so obvioualy a looper irl here so id run a mile if i came across that in london

It's what adult virgins are made to wear by their gp

banned from /sp/ again

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post yours

if I could shag once a week I don't think I'd need women at all otherwise

How does it feel to kiss a girl with no upper lip?

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there was less than 100 million people in Africa till the 20th century

combod me fellers

I literally got a 3 day ban for saying that I want a latina gf once

hit or miss

Nice. Wouldn't mind one now too, but it's abut late for that, so I'll just have some grapes.

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Just got my designated misogynist badge that I must wear by court order for explaining how something works to my mum

Why does /sp/ have a football manager general
Should be in /vg/

Weird how British, Canadian, yank, western European, Japanese and Israeli posters can be of any class and background, but when you're talki g to someone from Africa, South America, the Middle East, Russia, Eastern Europe, SE Asia, China, Australia or New Zealand it's guaranteed that theyre in the top 1% living away from the mud huts and crocodile ridden lagoons

How to tell my gf to get rid of her moustache? I hate feeling it when I kiss her but she has very low self esteem already (even though she knows she has a bit of a mustache).

I bet Emma Watson’s bumhole smells like shit.

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10 minutes lads

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got manspreader branded on my forehead with a hot iron
tbf it was well deserved

lmao what?

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tell her to get a fucking shave what a tramp

there's this arab girl at work with the most massive fucking tits. Its so hard not to stare as she walks past and they're bouncing completely regardless of whatever conservative clothing she wearals. she's not fat at all either, slim and fit but with a rack like hitomi or whatever other jav stars

honestly lads
does it get better?

ask if she's a tranny

shave it in her sleep
or put peroxide on your lips so it gets bleached when you kiss her

you should kill her

HOW THE FUCK DOES A GIRL GROW A TASH

not in my experience

Something's lurking in the dark
All around you the evil beasties bark

REALLY bad sign this sounds exactly like my mother's personality
and look how I turned out
get the fuck away from her

in my experience yes

Why are the Jews trying to erase and denying the hibernocaust? To the point (((They))) have convinced people it was just indentured servitude or a myth

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Honestly? no

in my experience maybe

If it's dark hairs she can get it lazered successfully.

FIGHT! MAN OF WHITE!

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looks beautifully diverse. don’t see an issue.

Explain

There once was a Roman emperor named Pupienus and you pronounce his name “poopy anus”.

insecure, avoidant, and mentally ill
a woman not shaving her fucking mustache his NOT a good sign

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I thought it was a dog
But no it was a shark

>There’s something in the dark!
>all around you the evil beasties bark
>take up you swords and charge into the abyss
>a world without pakis our only wish

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>See something in the distance, there’s no turning back
>Could be a paki or some kinda chink or black
>Nigger stabs you in the bowel
>Don’t you throw in the towel

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

>You swing your blade and sunder the coloured head
>The invader rendered dead
>The tide is turning, fighting high and low
>Your passion burning, only a million more to go

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

(chorus)
>FIGHT,
>MAN OF WHITE
>FIGHT
>MAN OF WHITE

I am a scumbag who shagged my best mates gf and now she's breaking up with him to be with me and we've broken him in the process

because its bollocks its actual bollocks its the irish feeling sorry for themselves once again it never happened
>murr potatoes deh english didnt send me ships we cant fish we wuz the worst treated slaves poor us
fuck do you cunts want dont be midgets and you dont get fucked with get tall

I curse you both eternally