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good morning

daily reminder that one day I will be your elected head of state

daily reminder that politics will corrupt you, like it or not

morning is never good
not even for neets

I cant be corrupted, im stronger than them.

old

then they will kill your family

it's literally the best time of day

It doesn't matter if you are mentally stronger than them, they will force you against your will into corrpution if you want to stay in politics.
What are you going to do when some batka comes with 10 other people with weapons and shieet threatening you and your family?
You want to be the prime minister? Then make business with us, fix couple of tenders in our benefit and we will support you on the elections and shieet like that.
Afterwards the foreign powers will come who can guarantee you power if you do them favors and so on.

You are looking too innocently on politics

I only love early morning(4am) in summer
real nigga hours

for me 4-6 used to be best, now i''ll take it all the way up to like 11
(the rest of the day can suck my dick tho)

Im not retarded guys. First id play along, then id take them out all at once. In parallel id make a public speech announcing that from now on I might be at risk and so on. Id list them all publicly. Also I speak 5 languages fluently, im charismatic, id bond quickly with the west and id become untouchable.

Yes but fixing tenders for their companies and doing other business for their gain will make you corrupted with evidences even though you wasn't doing it for your own benefit.
You might have them by the balls but they will have you too.

My point is that you can't stay pure in politics no matter what you do.
Also
>bonding with the west as they are the ultimate good guys who do no evil
nigga they invented this shit

If we dont see convictions regarding GP Group (turns out that they used inferior materials for the renovation for which the 2nd placed offer was dismissed) then thats it for Boyko and Fandukova.
So just to wrap it up: For the city centre of our capital they used: inferior materials, unskilled workers and and they executed it poorly. Imagine the scale of corruption. You dont steal just by using lower class materials but you also pay gypsies to do the work and you dont control what has been done as project execution. You could steal by just using one of these three components and it could probably go unnoticed. Two youd be a greedy fuck, but three? All three? That means you feel like you can do what you want, you are feeling so above the law that you do the nastiest, the most greedy. Aside what morale you as a person would need to have to pull something like this off - it is time for resignation, Boyka, Yordanka, piss the fuck off, you failed.

>i'm not retarded guys [citation needed]
>first i'd play along
and you would lose all support from the people
>then id take them out
a politician is an actor, not an assassin
>announcing i might be in danger
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>id list them publicaly
you don't know their names, and they didn't get into power by not pulling all the string (media, police, etc)

what is your end goal even, you can't be on all sides

I wont stay pure in the sense of Id do whatever is needed to do to clean out this moloch of corruption once and for all. But first, I need to start a business and accomplishing funds in order to enter politics. If I fail our only hope is someone other decent has tried or we become an european federation and our institutions get replaced by western ones.

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Whilst I see your points you generalise too much. There are tons of facettes, its not just black and white.

>Id do whatever is needed
for you to gain any trust, you have to announce support for israel, gays, open boarders, etc.
and for them to have a recording of you raping a little boy or something (provided by them, ofcourse)
>i;m our only hope
this isn't the first bulgaria, and it's not going to be the last
sinking ships and left to sing, the real red pill is to establish a new one, instead of migrating and assimilating

you have to have an end goal, there's a separation of power, meaning you don't get to be a dictator, and appoint who ever you want
and even IF you could remove all corrupt people and appoint "trusted" people, you're gonna need to have such people in the first place
not to mention places like the central bank are completely privately owned, ngos and NON governmental, and so on
not even putin has "removed" the oligarchs

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no city has as good song as skopje

Looney Tunes themed, just like your whole country

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why so much negative energy from early in the day
sounds too good to be true desu, there were probably thousands of men before you with the same ideals but eventually got swallowed by the system
Good luck in your quest, I guess...

I can't believe that someone who is allegedly in management can talk about ethical leadership and clean solutions to societal problems with a straight face.

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Your point being?

Flagfag is an autist.

i dont get it
according to these meme calculators I should be taking 2300 cal a day to slowly loose weight
they actually advice me to consume 150 g of protein
according to my calculations I barely eat 30g of protein and consume about 1750 cal.
so how come I am fat?

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Start swimming or running you'll lose weight

eat better food and workout
alternatively just starve

post results
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t-there must be another way
>alternatively just starve
would it help if I was Rus?

start smoking as well then

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>another way
you can walk up and down stairs
wear warm clothing so you'd sweat, and shower more often (tho that'd be mostly water wight)
start with shoulder and leg exercises, they require the least effort
do some squats and crunches in the shower (while you wait for the shampoo or while you're brushing your teeth, careful not to fall and off yourself), and after you eat (so you'd have the energy)
if you're too fat you're more prone to dieing from hearth problems, and all sorts of other complications

>crunches in the shower
kek, i just meant squats

I dont really have time for all this, I have to wagecuck
I want to remove the belly fat, it's gross
I think I will try starving

you could try biking to the office like a madman

not enough BIKEPATHS

Morning goyim

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>You wake up in Greece
>Look out at this

What do?

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say a prayer to Allah and thank Him that he has made me Greek

sit araund and drink some ice coffy

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That's why you need to move to Skopje

HASHAHAHHAHAHA rasha delivering early in hte morning

You are one fast motherfucker

You would be in on the steal, when they fly you on private jets to brussels and show you secret bank accounts where they stash billions of infrastructure cash as private assets you'll be even more corrupt than them

We know you're a hedonistic degenerate, not a man of restraint lol

What the FUCK Greece and Armenia?? Lay off on that soy a bit.

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Everything east of Greece doesn't exist for me the same as everything east of Austria doesn't exist for a German

>he hasn't fucked up his digestive system
it's the current year, turk, get with the program

Hello xpozed

buy my mixtape

>you wake up in Greece
>finally you make your dream true and escape the fyrom shithole you were born into

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Religion: I drove through the entire country north to south and didn't see a SINGLE mosque. Not one. Honestly this impressed me the most because Greeks are surrounded by roaches from all sides, how they held out and kept their country intact. While MK and BG are infected thoroughly. There is in fact a hyper Orthodox culture, they sell mini orthodox churches in markets and I saw factories for community churches. Greeks buy them and hang them in front of their houses.

It felt comfy. I wondered why I liked it more than Italy and then I remembered it's cause Italians are catholic subhumans.

Infrastructure: Everything works yet nothing is updated. Greece feels like it was built in the 80s or 90s and left like that. The roads are good and the pavements function. Everything you can imagine Greece is like from street view is exactly like that irl too.

Trees: The vegetation and trees are NOTHING like any balkan shithole, save for pockets in damlatia. When you exit gevgelija south it's all olive trees, until you reach crete. They have plantations full of olive trees. Everything is harmless, no ants or mosquitos or bullshit.

Climate: The climate at ANY point in Greece will be at least 10c higher than any balkan country, including Macedonia. It's engulfed by seas from all sides bringing african heat. If you think "lol they're the same peninsula it can't be that hot" you'd be wrong.

Seas: The most superior prob in all of Europe, way superior than Bulgaria or Montenegro/Croatia. Bulg/yu have dark shades and in greece it's bright exotic blue, as in see-through. You can see everything in Greek waters.

Xpozed and PedoGreek very active in the morning

Architecture: The architecture is completely "southern style". I don't mean the city favelas but the countryside and other suburbs. In Hungary and Serbia they have those square wannabe-Germanic houses, then in Macedonia it mixes in modernist and Med-style ones and in Greece it's 100% southern - white Greco-roman terraces, cali-styled mansions, blue painted houses, etc. They completely own their med identity and don't try to seem central european like the rest of the balkans.

Racial phenotypes: Greeks are pleasing to look at surprisingly, they can be extremely good looking. Their women are breeder-tier. The men are mostly short but clearly white phenotypes. Greeks are like Bulgarians if all Bulgarians had brown eyes. I say this because they are not tall mutants like dinarids and not cavemen inbreds like Albos. You can also find many Greeks who look tall and ones who look like the med bvll meme.

Economy: There was no big wealth distinction between Thessaloniki, Athens or any coastal area. The whole country is equally developed, unlike anything in the centralized slavic shitholes. They have plastic containers everywhere. The prices were reasonable. They drive either shitty eurocars or really expensive cars. They are definitely richer than Slovenia, you maybe see an unfinished house 1 in 1000 in Greece and in Slovenia it's like 1 in 100. I saw Greeks spending 5-10 euros for breakfast in bakeries. They all have one big house where they let out a room or "apartments" and charge whi*es 50-100e a night. Greeks are stacked with illegal untaxed cash.

Why don't you screenshot it but post the text? I made the best review of Greece you can get

Tl/dr fyromitebey faps about being Greek daily, he's so close yet so far

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Wanna browse 2ch together and learn Russian?

It's a dead trash site full of russian subhumans. I expected good porn and amateur dog-fucking videos but it's all just russians talking about their school grades

You did your homework I see.
Me, I'll never browse that place again.

It took 20 seconds of browsing to figure it out, you think it's some big deal of a site

Did you also check their Jow Forums? It's 90% Bulgarians

Still suspicious now?

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probably because they love russia, afaik they want to leave the eu too

daily reminder that the mobsters won't let you

On this day in 1912, us, Bulgaria, Montenegro and Serbia declared war against the Ottomans, starting the 1st Balkan War

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2bf in russia only butter is good

how do i get a comfy job in brussels?

On this day Macedonians were promised their own country if they fight against the ottomans, so they fought in big numbers in all armies but after the war they were fucked in the ass and second balkan war broke down immedietly after everyone wanted piece of Macedonia for themselves, the land that was promised to Macedonians before the first balkan war.

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

UGA BUGAR

our finest hour

if you believe, you are powerful. What you believe will control your decisions and shape your life. If you believe you are gonna achieve great things you will achieve great things.

looks like my steam is rip
time to buy 200 games all over again

Bulgaria should stop sucking western cock and side with Russia instead, our only brothers.

Russia should stop sucking Bulgarian cock and side with west instead, our only brothers.

I understand the Israeli who moved to Sofia now, I too have the urge to kms

>buying games

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>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia
>Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin

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kys

What's the problem?
I mean aside from traffic, bad sidewalks, ugly facades, and selyaks.

You albos are some sick people

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>pulls on leash
You're not going anywhere, Ivan.

We are dying, our country is over, only Russia can save us now

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>hummer driving in front of me
>open windows
>soviet music blasting at full volume

Can't make this shit up

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>пpитeжaвa хъмъp
>в coфия
тe кoмплeкcитe нe ce избивaт caми

1.2M of these were extradited Turks. I dont see something as dramatic if you deduct this number.

>soviet music is only for the poor

Military marches at that

russophilistics are tripping on ideas of authority and power, no surprise there

I am a turk too, eubayrak
but I am here

Happened 10' ago

>driving at the road
>I overtake a truck with Turkish plates
>the trucker has a huge Greek flag inside his cabin

Wat

post guzel sister

fuck off rasha

what unfortunate hair genetics

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>tfw still no jewish griko gf