Tfw no bf

>tfw no bf

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tfw bf from Jow Forums

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Based island shemale.
I can suck your BENIS :D ? .

If a girl that I haven't talked to in years suddenly misses me and wants to sleep at my place, what does that mean?

Only female(girl) responds

maybe she in love
talk with her

>in love
We've known eachother from previous occasions, but really? Falling in love just like that ?

it means she wants to use you as a temporary plan b after she was ditched by chad

kys you retarded attentionwhore

maybe this isnt love yet, as I said talk with her
Ive met my bf because he wanted to see me and soon enough we fell for each other

not convinced romantic love exists lads

It does but only between boys and boys.

not for an *nglo dog like you bruce

>tfw no bf or gf

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It does but only between girls and girls.

i love romania

Are you Maori? I will only date nonwhites

>tfw no bf who will dress me up like a girl and molest me

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im so lonely sometimes that it feels like physical pain

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remember that if life gets rough.. you can always tap out

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>tfw bf

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I watched mma once and i didnt like it. Boxing is much better

>tfw no sissy western bf

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The same happened to me and she suddenly started talking about her boyfriend

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>asking a question
>attention whore
That's not how it works.

I see

Oh damn.

Iktf the feeling fellow femanon. Gib int bf!!!!

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She does not have a place to sleep
Be a good cuck and she might let you eat her pussy

that's pathetic
lowest possible tier bf

No money, no honey.

How do girls even get to this point
I know a girl who's fat, ugly and a huge cunt to boot, and she still gets laid at the drop of a hat and has had several pretty good looking boyfriends.
How bad would you have to be that you fail on easy mode?

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>tfw no gf

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she considers you her bitch, she just wants to vent to you and considers you her tool, tell her to fuck off.

She is couch surfing and will try to manipulate you. You can try to get some fukk out of it but otherwise don't fall for her bullshit. These hoes don't deserve compassion.

I think it does, but it's incredibly rare. I just want someone who accepts me for who I am and vice versa. As long as she isn't ghastly ugly that's really all that matters. A girl doesn't have to be the prettiest in the world, just your girl and you her man. As bojack horseman put it, "Just being able to tolerate eachother is enough."

I feel this man, we gotta learn to love ourselves first tho.

I never met a women that can't marry by other reason than they refusing themselves. Even ugliest ones marry. Idk why.

Why? Are int boys not worthy of my time?

post legs

iktf

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It absolutely does. But between young people

>tfw dick too small to get a gf
>tfw too ugly to become the gf

just learn how to apply make up

same ;''(

High-level autism and/or a terrible personality. Pretty women can get laid but if they're insufferable to be around, then no one wants to be their bf.

I will be your sissy Ivan

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Just go for someone desperate. There’s no too ugly for someone desperate

She got sacked of her job after missing work to smoke weed and suck jamal cock. Then she didnt had a job or bf so she remebered that faggot that keept hitting on here everyday like a beta cuck and she misses how good ahe felt when you loved her so now she thinks everyhing is going back the way it was.
But its not. Nothing will ever be fine again for her because the smell of catinga intoxicates her poros.

Neither int girls nor boys are worth anyone's time especially not each-other's.

Gib Yelissa gf

Hello everyone

>Tfw no Jow Forums gf

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how do i get a gf? i downloaded tinder recently.

1- meet girls there
2- make one of her friends that doesnt usd tinder your new gf

>Neither Jow Forums girls nor boys are worth anyone's time especially not each-other's.
ftfy

Tinder is shit, filled with braindead roasties and ugly autists. Tinder should go back to being a hookup app but it never will. Just start talking to woman who are interested in shit you are. It's hard but if you really want something you will put in the effort.

>tfw no money for a maid dress
:(

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girls don't like the same stuff as me

There have been a good amount of couples that met through Jow Forums and Jow Forums

look at how Jow Forumsellectuals spend their time
by giving us your time you are valuing your time the same as a KARA BOGA shitpost

think about that

>tfw wizard and have ascended beyond the feels

(not really)

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>tfw no dom gf who would hug me and bite my ear

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all girls on int belongs to me

Wouldn’t having the same interest make it a bit easy for people to get along? Or are you saying that because most people here are mentally ill

Post that Argie/Chilean couple from /lat/

No.

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I have a bf from another board and he’s bretty great :)

>be on tinder
>match with a britbong qt
>message him some pick up line about having a gf
>asks if I browse Jow Forums cause I use maymay arrows in my bio
>turns out he browses int as well
>talk for less than a week
>he loses interest
>stops responding
>probably thinks I’m weird
Such a waste

>Greentexting on tinder
I've only seen this twice, both times they were obviously traps. I swipped right anyway, I need friends no homo.

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you can make friends on tinder?

pics of the bong or it didn't happen, the guy ghosted you he forfeited a right to privacy

>Tfw no Jow Forums bf

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I don't know, I'm not good at making friends. I figured the traps who greentext might make good friends though. I moved to Texas 4 months ago and haven't made any friends yet.

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I'd never want some loser whore that posts on this shithole website unironically

i do. imagine all the dirty shit she'd let you do to her. and she'd do to you.

I feel you, but they're out there my man. What are you interested in anyway?

good. I wouldn't want high quality women using tinder

Using greentext arrows outside of Jow Forums is peak cringe and I absolutely hate it.

that's cause you're a virgin and don't know anything, you actually have to talk to this psycho subhuman womanchild before you will ever even have a chance to have sex with her you know? yikes to that family

no u
I can handle talking to a crazy girl. Talking to girls is easy.

Oh yeah talk to me then. Let’s see how you do.

I just used the arrows as bullets to my bio cause I didn’t want to make it in a paragraph form lol. And yeah I heard there’s a lot of traps in tinder here so I don’t blame you

I’m not sure if I should but fuck it

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Hi :-D

What province you live in beautiful?

deluded lil virgin, if talking to girls was easy for you then you wouldn't be on here begging for a mentally imbalanced girlfriend on the internet.

alot of female has no bf in developed countries.

this is first world problem.

Handsome dude

post pics

>tfw no sweaty gf
>tfw no hairy armpits/pubic area gf
>tfw no weak-looking gf
>tfw self-harm scars gf
>tfw no cucking gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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that guy is the next hitler for certain
he probably left you because he felt guilty about the prospect of racemixing

Because all men there are homosexuals?

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holy fuck
cute

Yeah I thought he was pretty cute too

Lol true he has that next hitler look but qt. Christ it’s not like we’re going to get married and have kids. I really think he just lost interest cause I said some petty stuff when I got drunk one time

what's the flag behind him? seems pretty patriotic

cute

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>TALK TO MEEEEEEE
>doesn't respond to anyone

I think it's the british naval ensign, though I'm not in the navy so i cant be sure

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