*flies in your room*

What a beauitful creature you are
fookin proud of you lad

>*crawl on your neck and pricks you with his legs*

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It can't prick at all what are you talking about ?

i take them and squash them out of my house so they know by their friends' rotting stench they are not welcome here

Its legs. They feel like a leaf was blown at your neck.

Based.

Oh when it jumps ? Well it's not like it hurt.
The other day I saw one moulting on a flower, it took a really long time to get totally out.

>flies into your house
>stinks it up
>dies

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WHY WOULD YOU SOIL THE REST OF MY STINK BUG FREE YEAR WITH THIS

fucking cianiggers think im not onto their plot

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*squach*

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these FUCKERS

they've been annoying in the past falls, but this year goddamn it they are in full force

worst thing is to get rid of these asian pieces of shit i have to envelop every single one of them with a paper napkin and flush them down the toilet, otherwise they mess up the place

:)

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>doesn't have a mosquito net

They don't smell so bad

Fuck, in Croatia as well ?
They are everywhere here, it's really fucking annoying

>blitzkriegs half of Europe
>heh, keine personelle kind

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Keep your windows closed

I saw one earlier in my patio.
Is this what they call meme magick?

what is that? i have never seen one before

Fucking annoying turks

Probably you already smell of insect farts lmao

What's that?

>*flies in your room*
>FUCK YOU

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HOLY FUCK I haven't seen one in years, has anyone else noticed a drop in the number of insects they see? Insect armageddon. was reading about Germany seeing 70% insect loss from the effect of pesticides

stinkbug, you squishy, it smelly

wtf, i LOVE germany now!

keystone species user, what if it's bees? say bye bye to crops and hello starvation! fugg

The Netherlands doesn't need nature to farm.

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Bless my soul, Pepe’s on a roll
Lord of every board no matter how far down you scroll
Smug green frog, in the catalogue
Janny tryna ban him, serving Hiro like a dog.

Janny’s a fatso
A zero zero
Pepe’s a chad though
He’s a hero
Janny needs his hot pockets stat
He does it for free and, he’s oh so fat
(He does it for free, can you believe that?)

When he smiled the board went wild with mad applause
And they pinned his face and called him based
This frog has no flaws.

He’s got neetbux, he’s no wagecuck
Our Frog has cash to burn
As for janny, well, actually
It’s a big fat zero that he earns

Say amen
There he goes again
Based and unphased pinned from pages 1 to 10
Every thread, crowds of loving fans
He’s the reigning bane of every janny on the chan

Pepe he comes he sees he conquers
He’s got this Janny going bonkers.
based and redpilled, fuck and suck
Pepe’s a hero, and Janny’s a cuck
Pepe’s a hero, (Janny clean it up!)

Who pins posts in every nook and cranny (It’s pepe)
Whose antics BTFO the janny? (It’s pepe)
Isn’t he based? (no one’s baseder)
Is he redpilled? (Our lord and saviour)

(mm)
Fuck jannies
(my man)
Fuck jannies
(you aight white boy)
Fuck jannies
Fuck jannies
Fuck jannies
Fuck jannies

Bless my soul, Pepe’s on a roll
Seed and feeding
Fancy suit (and he cute to boot)
Janny’s seething

Janny’s a fatso
A zero zero
Pepe’s a chad though
He’s a hero
Top of the board at breakneck speed
Hey Fuck you hiro
Pepe’s a hero
Now he’s a hero

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why don't euros have screens on their windows

that can work yes, on a small scale, those facilities need metals and concrete to construct, you cannot feed the wood with vertical or inside farms, iirc you'd need 150,000 empire state buildings worth of indoor space to just replace america's vegetable farms

>what about bees
youtube.com/watch?v=DAOVuSuQ4Ro
youtube.com/watch?v=BXbfyUKg6OY
youtube.com/watch?v=8XhoJpJKHOQ

The Netherlands has enough agricultural clay to feed the world if we go vertical. Which we are planning to do.

Nice

>relying and believing in technological fixes
>it's okay if we irreparably genocide the earth's ecology we'll just invent our way out of it!!!1111!!

God created the world, but the Dutch created the Netherlands.

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now all you have to do is invade russia's siberia when the permafrost melts and opens up farming land when the temp ranges shift, go netherlands go

GLORIOSO ITALIANO

In all seriousness, the best way to kill these cunts is to light them on fire starting with their asses. Works everytime :3

I used to see those with my dad all the time but never anymore
maybe they went extinct

>4th largest exporter of meat

That's incredible. Very impressive Orange boy.

Rotterdam is now making floating farms.

Cows on the seas.

youtube.com/watch?v=GEAiPcgZqQQ

good stuff, ill look into it, hope it all can work out, im too far down the collapse route

It won't be our fault. Shell is also rolling out hydrogen fuel to troll Russia after MH17.

shell.com/media/news-and-media-releases/2015/shell-to-install-nationwide-network-hydrogen-vehicle-fuelling-pumps-germany.html

Fuck the Netherlands and their bland vegetables, they taste like paper
Fuck Spain as well fir their shitty strawberries

Last summer we had this pic related fuckers gorillion times more than normal summer. Literally summer of horror

Fuck you, your shit vegetables and your shit language

Classic xD forgot the pic

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Meanwhile in Florida

youtube.com/watch?v=_aVvcXZtxgI

fucking BASED

This is why cold climates are the best.
Or so you think until you go Siberia and experience frozen, but very aggressive, Mosquitoes.

>amazon is testing drones
orly

youtube.com/watch?v=22SvOhI47Tw

Is this a super mosquito

Based. Who needs cagey wageys when you can use actual robots.

*flies directly above your ear when you're trying to sleep*
Also,
*gives you dengue, malaria, yellow fever, zika and chikungunya*

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>gives you dengue, malaria, yellow fever, zika and chikungunya
I don't live in the 3º world

Fuck you I hope a tsunami floods you

they don't bite they are just sp00ky

>It's cold out here, let me snug in bed with you, without you noticing

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the only insect adversary in my region I deem dangerous enough for me to kill it at whatever moment it's needed, especially when he crawls on the ceiling at 3 AM

I cannot explain to you how my primal instincts takes over when I cross the path of these motherfuckers, I want to kill each and everyone of them

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i let one of these bugs crawl on my hand and it started to shit out this clear liquid and i freaked the fuck out

we used to shoot those with bb guns in my basement as kids, felt like plating DOOM irl.

yannies need to fuck off

*bites your face*
*gives you heart failure decades later*

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I see these fuckers at work literally every day and I am in the middle of a big city, working on the 5th floor. What the hell is going on, seriously.
Just yesterday I was trying to kick one out without killing it so it does not stink up the whole office when squishing it. Had nothing better at hand than some important cards for our (kinda) scrum bord. This stupid fucker shot its stinky stuff all over it and flew away. Just put the cards back and wonder if any of my colleagues is wondering why the bord stinks.

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We haven't had a flood since 1953.

fucking based AND redpiiled

>*gives you heart failure decades later*
not really a thing in my city but this is the reason I'm terribly afraid of leaving the windows open at night. Also would never live in any city with reported cases of Chagas disease.

They are a huge pest here. Responsible for absolutely wrecking hazelnut harvests. Many people believe Russian propaganda that the U.S. imported them to Caucuses to destroy crops

sneedpilled

>eats termites and roaches
>harmless to humans
>just wants to be friends
>gets killed anyway because he looks weird

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Yep *sips*

I put them in a jar with some of the silica powder thing and then leave it outside. Eventually they die and hopefully unpleasantly.