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put prince charles on the new 50

I'm a 40 year old pintman at heart

looks fucking awful

you gon skrrt and hit the dab like wiz khalifa

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lad you will be moshed alive and probably raped in the crowd, id watch out

fuck off gary

>corporate enforced homosexuality
OwO

im the strange friend to be fair

>I'm going to vote Conservative. A very important reason is the three million unemployed
this better be from a Private Eye yearbook.

anime

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How do I become a white nationalist terror propagandist and pseudo-anonymous internet personality that has culturally and political defined the high watermark of the current social ethos in the western world? That breaks bread with criminals, professors and foreign dictators alike?
Do I need to get a job? Do I need to go to university?

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Doing a listen arrrrrrrrent i me matey

oi bruv you didn't pay up your hetero licence

I once went into a pit at a metal gig and a bunch of poofs yelled at me to stop punching

every inbetweeners actor is doomed to bbc3-tier sitcom purgatory for the rest of their life

Might pre-order fallout 76

I once went into a pit at a metal gig and a bunch of poofs told me it was a girl scout meeting

you need to stop posting here

genuinely looks bad though.

get a gym membership instead you fat fuck

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Yeeeeee doing a quick hear

Haha yeah mate, that happened

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>metal
cringe

Who here /gsg/?

big fan of paul heaton
probably hull's finest export

Do I need to get a girlfriend?
Do I need to read 10,000 books?
Do I need to travel the world?
Do I need to work hard at it?
Do I need to just bee myself?
Or are all men really not created equal?

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'There is no God,' says Stephen Hawking in final book

Couple of years ago I was in a takeaway opposite a pub with some random girl and my wog drug dealer friend who is into trap music and shit (obviously) and and some "metal" faggots came into the shop and we asked them a few questions about what bands they like, and what their influences are because a few were playing live that night, and they were all dressed exactly the same like all "scene" retards do. Anyway, cut a long story short they were all faggots so me and my friend started taking the piss calling them posers and saying they make shit music, etc, and they couldn't hack the banter so we ended up fighting and fucking them up, and there were like 4 of them and only 2 of us, lmao. Not so "metal" when you have your teeth kicked in and you're on the floor crying for mummy, are you?

Think I told this story before when discussing metal and the faggots within the genre to some other retard, but still... it's just funny to me because when I think of the memory I also simultaneously hear retards doing that typical ""growly"" voice and then juxtaposed that imagery with the metal faggot crying on the floor bleeding out, screaming to his friends for help... comedy gold.

Those are all admirable goals.

Based.

tried the gym for a month but I didn’t like it
im a skinnylet and I felt very awkward

for me it's Clayton Donaldson

Gerrard Winstanley on the 5 pound note
Robert Owen on the 10 pound note
John Maclean on the 20 pound note
Marx and Engels on the 50 pound note

Metal heads are greasy freaks

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It did. They play in a band as well
It was a phase lad

any jewish man in

used to only play paradox games but I havent touched one in ages
their jewey dlc practices leave a bad taste in my mouth

still haven't completed fallout 4 looool

Who the fuck is he? Wasn't he just some spaz crip dribbling in a chair cheating on his wife with nurses? The silly cunt
Recycle his parts

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

it helps alot of the depression
i was a skinnylet aswell but my body was out of proportion and still is so i need to go
my day to day task now involve going to the gym and doing 27ish sets on my bar bell

I know but I even grew to love fallout 4, got an actual hard-on for the series, so i reckon i'll love it regardless of the no NPCs

I already exercise daily mate

BO-RING, the bible said that like 4018 years ago

maybe if you're a woman or some fucking deano loser
basic bitch ass

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Banger

dont reply to it

Only part I enjoyed was the town building. Piper and Preston were decent followers especially comapred to 3 but story was weak and barely had any logic to the sci-fi element which was the core premise of the narrative.

Get some OC

Dont know why but whenever I get home high from the smoke sesh I cant help but dance really badly in my kitchen to old dad rock songs while intensely staring into my dogs eyes. If somebody were to see me they would think me a maniac.

Thinking of forming a dance troupe since I think synchronized dancing is the only respectable dance

hate my life lads
feel so pathetic
just want it to end

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get the fuck out of here
this is my place, not yours

Steven Gerrard on the 5 pound note
Michael Owen on the 10 pound note
John Terry on the 20 pound note
Milner and Ince on the 50 pound note

>exercising to solve depression
Jesus christ get a fucking grip you absolute nonces

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learn to dance with the dog

*flexes*

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I will never achieve most of those things. :(

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I go out every niiiiight and sleep all day
Since you took your love away

I'm...not...talking...about...you
i'm not talking about any of you
go the fuck back to twitter you mouthbreathing fucking shistain

Oh great, all the freaks are in town, making /brit/ into a circus sideshow

How does DH hold up?

t. fat lad

based sergio ramos

bonbi >>> all other tiktok slags

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big fan of getting into a relationship with piper then cucking her with that sultry woman in the bar in goodneighbour

lads, when i smoke weed i can hear music in my left ear. is that normal? and when i close my eyes everything just seems ultra fuzzy

a-am I a freak?

lads

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stfu yeh

whats a tiktok slag

She's a robot so it's just masturbation.
Also a big fan of befriending Danse then killing him.

>nose piercing

enjoyed this a lot

downloading third age total war as we speak lads

Well obviously not if with that mindset will you you fucking freak.
I'm pointing out the fucking irrelevance and banality of your fucking normalfag, rat-race goals and achievements.

>wig
>coloured contacts
>recorded in bedroom
>japanese, k-pop or top 10 song
there should be a bingo for these

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hate to think what you look like

White Nationalist? No, no I am a white RATIONALIST

Seig heil!

At Chick fil a yet again

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they cute

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do it again Bomber Harris!

Repeat your deeds, Bomber Harris

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