i dont even want to have sex I just want to walk up behind a girl and wrap my hand on her waist from behind and kiss her neck
I dont even want to have sex I just want to walk up behind a girl and wrap my hand on her waist from behind and kiss...
Noah Stewart
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Noah Hall
Isaiah Perry
I'm a simple man. I see tits and I click.
Jason Kelly
based arab man
Camden Perry
what is this comic even supposed to mean?
Zachary Allen
damn...
Matthew Jenkins
You could've shown a nice pair of Turkish tits, but instead you called me an Arab. A wasted opportunity if you ask me.
David Taylor
Sauce plz. Is she Persian?
Nicholas Barnes
Just be yourself and talk to her, it works for me.
Camden Cooper
This man knows Persian women are god tier.
Mason Cruz
not worth it my man bitches will always find a way to fuck you up
Charles Foster
Shes actually jewish
Andrew Kelly
Robert Brown
The story of my life… except for the last panel
Tyler Foster
>Shes actually jewish
A Middle Eastern Jewess, though. Will I have Jewish titcows running after my German ass to make their daddies angry if I go to Israel?
Connor Butler
are you a girl? Why do you post this every time australia user?
Landon Lee
dam OP...just...dam
Liam Kelly
i wonder why they need to larp as black women
Nathaniel Jenkins
James Gonzalez
this is isn't true. it's not a real tweet.
right?
Alexander Walker
>be wizard loser wageslave
>start seeing qt redhead on train every morning
>think like guy in comic because no woman has ever found you attractive
>months pass
>finally decide to try and talk to her bc she's driving you nuts
>get good chance but freeze up
>swear to do it right next time
>she never shows up again
>try to forget about it for months
>keep seeing this same comic posted on Xiongnu zoetropic gallery website
I hate you.
Brayden Gutierrez
how could you know?
you wouldn't.
you wouldn't know.